One of the Nicer Clubs With a Good Effort by Staff
Arrived about 6:30 pm. No cover. No ID check. No pat down.
The room is divided into two sections. On the left as you enter, all tables. On the right were a few tables, bench seating along the divider, the bar, and a stage. Furnishings were a bit dated, but intact; no rips in the upholstery or gum under the tables. Lots of red lighting, but it was clear enough that you can see people easily. The stage is well lit.
There were about five girls and one other monger. Lots of Classic Rock played. Nearly too loud to hold a conversation. (Sorry that I had forgotten my earplugs.) The mesero was Yoel. He didn’t speak any English, but worked with my limited Spanish and my Google Translate. “Soon I will bring you a girl that speaks a little English, but she is eating right now.” I told him that there wasn’t any rush.
Sheryl was brought to me. Pretty brunette in her 20s and about 5’5”. A little thick, but sporting natural DDs with nice pointers. She was just my type. Big smile and laughs easily. She was a little shy about physical contact on the floor, but I was allowed to explore her girl parts some. A Category 7+ who would be an 8 if she was about 10 pounds lighter. Her English was about as good as my Spanish, basic conversation. But after I told her that I came by Uber, we had to resort to Google Translate. She said she is taking classes in English. OTOH, I did have a good time getting to know her. Sweet girl.
Another girl danced on stage. She was easily an 8 in looks and attitude. She didn’t have much of an audience, but certainly put some effort into her performance performing pole tricks and smiling. She is a little prettier, sporting large Cs or small Ds, much leaner than Sheryl, and looked to be all natural.
The price of the girl's beer is three ¾ size beers for 480p. A pitcher for 580p. Dances are 200p. If you want a special, which is how they describe sex in a private room, 15-minute one costs 1200p and the 30-minute one costs 2100p. This is to the house, so it is plus the girl's tip which was not specified.
I had just spent a full three days and nights with a local girl and was a bit worn out, but I wanted to check things out, so I asked Sheryl for three dances. I was led through a bit of a maze of upstairs seating and to a line of small cubicles enclosed on three sides, with a single, sturdy chair. Sheryl straddled me and started grinding cowgirl.
That was about her only move. If I had been firmer, she might have even got me off, but it was a bit of a boring dance. I hauled out her sweet breasts and sucked on her nipples. She seemed to enjoy it and there was no protest. Got a few kisses on the lips, but she was focused on moving those hips.
I didn’t realize it, but Yoel was sitting off to the side and called time. I don’t think there was any limit to the activity, as he was not in a position to observe the activities. I thought three dances would be three songs and was a little surprised when time was called in the middle of a song, but I am sure I received a good value. 200p is about $10US. Seems to be the going rate for lap dances in most of the clubs. I tipped Sheryl 200p and didn’t detect any disappointment.
Like most of the clubs in the area (and in Guadalajara), it is not cash-and-carry; you clear your tab at the end of your visit. They do take credit cards, but there is a 10 percent charge at some of the clubs. I used cash here to save the surcharge. Out of the six clubs I visited, I used a credit card in five of them and didn’t detect anything that I didn’t pay for. Of course, part of the reason is at three of the clubs I went to with my local girl and she insisted on checking every ticket to make sure that it was accurate.
Total damage was 1990p (about $100US) that was nine beers for Sheryl, one mineral water for me, and three dances. I added a 140p tip for Yoel.
While waiting for the Uber outside of the club, Yoel and another staff member chatted with me. Basically, they were very appreciative of my visiting their club. Overall, they were very honest and helpful. If I go back to Monterrey for mongering, I will probably start here.
