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Hoops
48 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Hoops wasn't a Slam Dunk
I went to Hoops after work. There was no cover charge and no line so it was fairly easy to get in. Upon walking in, the club is a sports theme type of…
Mar 17, 2026, 9:53 PM
Satin Dolls
230 NJ-17 S
Lodi, NJ 07644
A really great club for an afternoon stroll
Today I visited Satin Dolls in Lodi. First there was plenty of parking. Upon entering there was no cover, I did get there around 3pm. During this time there is a bouncer…
2 commentslast: 2 mos ago(Einstein)
Feb 7, 2026, 4:27 AM
Pumps
1089 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
A standard experience
I went to Pumps on a Wednesday afternoon. They do have parking on the side of the club. The club is located in a warehouse district in NYC so there isn't much around.…
1 commentslast: 4 mos ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Dec 9, 2025, 5:08 PM
Ildas place II
8122 Baxter Ave
Queens, NY 11373
A Dive Bar with a Milf Fetish
I visited Ildas on a Thursday. This is definitely a dive bar. The overall place is small and the stage is small as well. The girls are in bikinis and they dance…
May 9, 2025, 7:23 PM
Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave
Miami, FL 33146
Not really a hidden gem but will get your rocks off
I went to Playmates and here is my experience. They do have parking on site which is cool. To get in I paid $10 which wasn't bad at all. The overall vibe…
Feb 24, 2025, 4:47 PM
