Reviews

Another afternoon at Desires. I've been here a half dozen times, never disappoints. Came in the Monday after the March Madness weekend, so was a more low key day for them. During the week can…

This place is a throwback.

The good:
Ten minutes from the border on Alburgh (including any lines)
$20 lap dances

The place:
A complete dive bar of the best kind. There were only two other guys there on…

Stopped in to Foxy on an early Friday night and spent around two hours here. Parked down the hill behind the club so didn't valet, but the entrance is up the hill. Once you enter,…

So this is the second visit to Desires

Arrived on Thursday at 12:45, they open at noon, lots of cars in the lot, but lots of girls just arriving. I walked in the door with…

Came in on a Sunday evening having already read the reviews

Club
Bouncer let me in without cover, I tipped him anyway. Two bar set up and a large main stage in the middle.

Girls
I was…

MTL certainly has plenty of these spots, but Chez Pare is my personal favorite.

The girls: Mostly Eastern European and smaller, but some variety. I've been to lots of clubs where the girls have no interest…

Was debating between the trap and Cheetahs on a rainy Wednesday, landed here.

Lot was confusing as to what was paid parking and what wasn't, tipped the guy $5 anyway as he was really friendly. Same…

Walked in on a Tuesday afternoon and sat down for lunch at the bar. The bartenders are just absolute smoke shows, but for the most part, the girls were 6/7, at best. Was approached several…