Reviews by bobbyshmurda

Come in to Sapphire 39 Friday night. Bouncer made us wait outside for around 5 minutes despite there being no line. Coat check is mandatory and $3 and there was no cover when we reached, around 9:45-10pm. This was my first time here. Lady walks us through the club, shows us around, and asks where we want to be seated. Good service on her end. We opt for a table near the stage. The club is relatively empty around 10pm but over the next hour is definitely picks up. Mandatory drinks. We don't ask the price and each get a drink. Few beers, few mixed drinks. Nothing special, no cocktails or anything. Check the bill and it's like $17 for a beer. Outrageous, even for a strip club. Whatever. Dancers on stage are attractive. Not too much nudity at first, but slow dances and occasional teasing. No one comes and asks for dances for a long time but as things pick up around 11-11:30 dancers start making their way around often asking for lap dances. I was very surprised by the price quoting as most strip clubs in NYC do dances for 20-25$. Every dancer quoted $40 today. The women were very good looking though - a lot of them seemed to be from Ukraine. Opted in for one dance, paid the $40, and it was pretty underwhelming. Light contact, no touching. Sat around for a bit more and left. Not too much experience going to NYC strip clubs but would definitely recommend flash dancers over sapphire from my experience going there. Quoted cheaper prices for dances, paid less for my drink, and quality of women were similar. No woman here was too ambitious or predatory and they were all respectful when declined for a dance.

Second time coming to Rick's Cabaret for their $15 pre-fixed lunch. Went on a Monday afternoon around 1:00pm. Was not planning to go but walked past the establishment and said why not, was going out for lunch anyways and remember the pre-fixed deal. Friendly bouncer and no cover. Went in. Sat at a table. Very few patrons in, which is typical for a weekday afternoon. Probably around 3 other people sitting at tables when I got in. Didn't see any dancers at first. Waitress was very kind and quick, and the food for the meal came out quick too which is great. It's a flat $15 for a starter (Salad), entree (portions are HUGE), and desert (high quality lava cake, recommend). Again, huge bang for your buck for the food aspect of it. When I was mid-way through the entree, saw a single dancer walking around. She seemed slightly older (late 30s, early 40s), hispanic, with a great natural body. Made eye contact and she approached me asking for dances. I decided to try out 1, which led to 3. High quality dances, a lot of grinding and hands allowed to roam slightly but was not allowed to touch her breasts. Last time I came to Rick's, the dance was high quality as well but only lasted around a minute. This time it was slightly better in terms of length, but not that much. 3 dances probably came out to around 4 minutes. Felt slightly ripped off by the timing but whatever. Was quoted $25 each. Went back to the meal after, finished up, and left. Waitress was very kind and quick so paid her a good tip. Overall, spent just under $100. Honestly, probably wasn't completely worth it but whatever. I would come back but just for the food quantity for such low price. Left around 1:45pm. Still only that 1 dancer who seemed to make laps ever once in a while for new patrons. About 4-5 patrons when I left. Very empty.

Went for the $15 pre-fixed lunch at Rick's. HUGE bang for your buck. Appetizer, main course, and dessert all for $15, and very large portions as well. Even just comparing where $15 would get you at Chipotle, Rick's tops it with the food deal. The bartender/ waitress was very kind and made sure to bring out the next course after she saw you were finished with the prior, with not too long of a wait for the most part. The doorman was very friendly as well. No cover. There seemed to be one hispanic dancer only at this time, and mind that it was around 2:00pm on a Thursday. There could've have been more but only saw one during my 30 or so minutes there. She was walking around table to table asking if anyone wanted dances. She had a sweet smile and was fairly attractive. Quoted $25 for a dance. Little steep for NY standards even, but went with it. Did one dance. High quality but exceptionally low quantity. Lot of grinding, pressed her chest into my face multiple times, and guided my hands to roam around her ass and legs. Great dance and great movements but quite literally lasted around ~60-80 seconds. Super short. Didn't see any other dancers there. No stage work, which makes sense for the weekday timing. Few other patrons (~5-7 other people). Most seemed to be there for the pre-fixed lunch. One or two were just at the bar.

Went to Kitten's for the second time in a weekday, Wednesday, afternoon. I know, an awful time to go but I was in the area and decided to test my luck and see what the mid day scene here looks like. Cover was $11. Expected no cover during the day, but I guess that is the policy. Come in, there are around 10 women there. Very lazily doing pole work, which makes sense I guess given the time but would have love to seen more energy. tipped a few dollars, grabbed a few drinks, and sat down and watched for a bit. Was surprised that I didn't get approached right away as normally but eventually it did pick up. Was quoted $40 for a dance, and $100 for three. VIP of $550 for 30 mins. I decided to go with a single dance to test the waters as I wasn't given the best vibe. The dance was solid, a lot of grinding and touching uppers was allowed. But didn't feel to spend more at this time so called it a day after some time. Definitely wouldn't recommend coming in the daytime on a weekday. But never know til you experience it.

Went to Kittens for the first time Tuesday around 1 AM. This was my first time in Seattle, so it could be an issue of perspective, but the area itself seemed a little shady and dead. The club itself seemed nice from the outside, well lit up, a contrast to the outside environment so that was nice. Enter the club, pay a $11 cover. Not bad at all compared to covers at other Seattle clubs. The establishment itself was very nice in my opinion. Good seating area and nice stage. Probably around 20-25 women at this time, mix of races and body types, and ranging from 5-9s mainly. The women approached yet weren't pushy on VIP, which is a big positive. After a bit of talking, I ended up taking one girl for VIP. The VIP prices were expensive, but this could be standard relative to other Seattle locations (unsure). It was $350 for 15 minutes, which I opted for. The experience was good, a lot more two-way touching than my previous experiences. Regular lap dances were $40, which are also expensive in my opinion but worth it, and lasted a good 3 minutes. I opted for a few of those before exiting.

I decided to go back to Flashdancers Downtown after around 2 months. Wednesday midnight at 12:30 AM. In my last experience, the woman who brought me from the entrance to the back area (where the strip poles are), behind the bar, was extremely impolite. This time, it was a different woman and she was much kinder. Mandatory drink requirement, and everything is expensive - but checks out for New York prices. For instance, water was around $10 I believe. There were a few women who took turns on stage, and all of them was stunning. Much more beautiful than my last experience, from what I remember. I would say mostly 9s, with a few 7s and 8s. Nothing lower than that. Gave a few dollar tips to each dancer - they had typical stage sets. A dancer then came from the bar area into the strip pole room and approached me. She was beautiful, a brunette. We did a few table dances, I tipped her, and she left. I sat around for a bit before calling it a day. The dances were great, but the only issue was that she kept on pushing for VIP even though I made it clear that wasn't my intention today. Bit annoying but it's understandable after all, they are just trying to rake in the most money they can. By the time I left around 1:15 AM, there were only a few (3-4) other patrons in the room, but the amount of women (10-20ish) were still the same, although most were outside at the bar area. All pretty typical for a weekday night.

Went on a slow Tuesday night. Cover was $20, which is typical for NYC nights. There was a mandatory drink requirement (and a high upcharge on drinks). Initial waitress who brought me to the lounge and gave me my drink had a bad attitude, very grumpy and hostile. There were only 5-6 other guys in the room. The dancer that approached me though was beautiful. Did 4 dances with her, each $20, and left her a good tip. All the women were gorgeous.