Reviews

14 reviews by Samlev400

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Very lax

If you don't know the spot, you'll just see a liquor shop when you put in the address. Look outside to the right, right on the corner you're looking for an unmarked, brownish-red door. That’s…

2 wks ago

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Dollar parades all day and night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

For those who haven't been, the procedure is nothing crazy. you'll see security for a quick pat-down and an ID check, but no ID scan which i like. There is lots parking in the front…

1 mo ago1

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

Getting back into the game

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Not gonna get intot the entrance and layout of the place because that's been covered in thr past. Normally I'd say that G2k is kinda meh, and the place I go to only cuz it's…

8 mos ago

The Harem

Lodi, NJ

Scam artist heaven

★★★★★★1.0/10

Wow this place has gone to shit. I went on a Sunday evening and there were 3 girls working. One really old thin Russian lady with wrinkly skin whom I've gotten dances from before and…

9 mos ago

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, NJ

Do not come early afternoon

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Went around opening time (got there at 12:30, they open at 12 I believe). They wanted to charge me $20 entrance but I showed the girl in front a post on Google reviews that said…

11 mos ago1

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

Decent place with a mix of girls

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went on a Wednesday night around 10:30. There was no cover (there was a paper sign that said cover on Friday and Saturday I believe). Walked through metal detector (no one monitoring), no ID check…

12 mos ago6

Platinum DC Club

Washington, D.C., DC

DC clubs not the same as put of state

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I'm from NY so very different. Apparently in DC it's illegal to offer just lapdances, so they turn all dances into VIP. There's a menu on the table (I did 10 minutes for $165 (says…

1 yr ago2

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Super high milage for a Wednesday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went for the first time yesterday afternoon. Was surprised to see so many women, and hot ones at that, working on a random Wednesday afternoon. You walk in, no pat down, no cover fee. There's…

1 yr ago

Passaic Massage 785 Salon Spa

Passaic, NJ

Just another Asian massage parlor.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Asian massage parlor across the street from Burger King. They claim to share the parking lot, but that's not true, I know someone who got towed. Walk in, you go up the stairs. It's a…

1 yr ago

Pumps

Brooklyn, NY

Meh, does the job

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I went at around 430. They had been open for just under 2 hours so I thought they should have had the ball rolling at that point. Big sign on door said no one under…

1 yr ago

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Hot but expensive dancer.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Okay, so before I get to the sleepy part I will admit this is the sleepiest thing I've ever done but I was thinking with my penis not my head. Now that that's out of…

1 yr ago2

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

An awesome lunch spot to unwind mid day in NYC

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Been there multiple times, and always go back. Went today (08/28), Wednesday before labor day so not many girls working (got there around 11:45, was the only patron, and had to wait abt 20 min…

1 yr ago

The Harem

Lodi, NJ

Not nude, but close enough!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Was really nice. When you walk in there is a $30 entrance fee, and then when you go into the actual club part you'll see a really big oval center stage on the right, on…

1 yr ago1

The Harem

Lodi, NJ

Great experience

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Went on a Saturday evening around 8pm. Paid $30 cover (they mentioned it's $40 for females). They have a mandatory coat check that costs $2 I believe, but I just left my coat in the…

2 yrs ago