Suits Nightclub
Kingston, ON
Let me get this out of the way. This is a low mileage club. Got that? Still here? Then here are the deets. Small club. 8-10 dancers on a Saturday night.…
Million Dollar
Brampton, ON
Honestly, I never bother with MDS, or Midway. The ladies at New loco and Atlantis are fine for me. But... Okay. Some may be aware that Midway Invader is closed for two weeks due to…
Filmores
Toronto, ON
The club's layout has been described a lot, most by better than me.. And... Well, here's the bad news. This will be one of the last reviews of this place. Why? It was sold a while…
Million Dollar
Brampton, ON
My first time to MDS, and it had been so long I totally forgot what It was like inside. Obviously the crew that remodelled Cafe Atlantis did this place. Everything about the place is…
Diamonds Cabaret
Mississauga, ON
Going to diamonds after not being there for a long time. Obviously the place was renovated in the last 15 years. I remember it being a lot more grungy, now it looks like a wine…
Club Paradise
Toronto, ON
Tuesday night at Paradise. What's to say? I love this club. Really. It has a lot of things going for it. 1). The VIP boots are like small train cabins. A door that…
Nikki's Roadhouse
Princeton, ON
My second visit to Nikki's. Aren't there better places on a Saturday night when coming from Hamilton? Why yes there are. There's Solid Gold and Pure Gold, the Mississauga clubs, even Club Paradise and…
Cafe Atlantis
Mississauga, ON
Cafe atlantis sits at the end of Atlantic Drive (So named because Atlantic Packaging, Ontario's purveyor of fine recycled paper products (Think Toilet paper and Tampons) is at the other end. Cafe Atlantis is a bit…
Pure Gold
Oakville, ON
Let me get to the point. On Wed, 12-7pm Lapdances are 2 for 1. Pure Gold is a $25 / dance club, but at 2 for 1, it's $12.50. This, ladies and gentlemen, is…
Nikki's Roadhouse
Princeton, ON
Okay. I was in the area and had to check out Nikki's. Again, it's literally the only option in town and about 45 min from Burlington. Now. the place has been described.…
Solid Gold
Burlington, ON
Solid gold is in a weird place. You know those road signs that say, "Last exit before toll". Or "Last gas till Vegas"? That's this club. Driving to Niagara this is IT before…
Sundowner
Niagara Falls, ON
Okay this is an updated review to my last one, to add a hidden gem in this place. The Buffet. No. Really. Everything I said in the previous review stands. Dayshift is meh, nightshift…
Sundowner
Niagara Falls, ON
I won't get into the description of the place. There's a stage, bar, two (actually THREE) vip rooms. The place is clean, and I'll give the bathrooms a +1 for cleanliness, especially considering it's a…
Pure Gold
Oakville, ON
Pure Gold is a club, that's technically in Mississauga, but it's almost Oakville. It's a sister club to Solid Gold in Burlington, very deluxe compared to the other Mississauga clubs. First things first: Unlike…
Talk of the Town
Las Vegas, NV
First note: The club has changed its hours. It's now 6pm - 2am instead of 4-1. My first time in Vegas, and a fan of the late Arnold Snyder who reviewed vegas clubs on…
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