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Ctaine

Reviews

15 reviews by Ctaine

Suits Nightclub

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, ON

The Only game in town, but a nice game it is...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Let me get this out of the way. This is a low mileage club. Got that? Still here? Then here are the deets. Small club. 8-10 dancers on a Saturday night.…

2 mos ago
Million Dollar

Million Dollar

Brampton, ON

Million dollar has double the amount of dancers for two weeks.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Honestly, I never bother with MDS, or Midway. The ladies at New loco and Atlantis are fine for me. But... Okay. Some may be aware that Midway Invader is closed for two weeks due to…

6 mos ago2
Filmores

Filmores

Toronto, ON

Dead Club Walking

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The club's layout has been described a lot, most by better than me.. And... Well, here's the bad news. This will be one of the last reviews of this place. Why? It was sold a while…

8 mos ago2
Million Dollar

Million Dollar

Brampton, ON

Million Dollar at a discount

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My first time to MDS, and it had been so long I totally forgot what It was like inside. Obviously the crew that remodelled Cafe Atlantis did this place. Everything about the place is…

9 mos ago
Diamonds Cabaret

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, ON

Diamonds. Or CZ?

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Going to diamonds after not being there for a long time. Obviously the place was renovated in the last 15 years. I remember it being a lot more grungy, now it looks like a wine…

9 mos ago
Club Paradise

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Not Paradise but almost.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Tuesday night at Paradise. What's to say? I love this club. Really. It has a lot of things going for it. 1). The VIP boots are like small train cabins. A door that…

9 mos ago
Nikki's Roadhouse

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, ON

Back to Nikki's.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My second visit to Nikki's. Aren't there better places on a Saturday night when coming from Hamilton? Why yes there are. There's Solid Gold and Pure Gold, the Mississauga clubs, even Club Paradise and…

9 mos ago
Cafe Atlantis

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, ON

Cafe Atlantis -- Yea or nea?

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Cafe atlantis sits at the end of Atlantic Drive (So named because Atlantic Packaging, Ontario's purveyor of fine recycled paper products (Think Toilet paper and Tampons) is at the other end. Cafe Atlantis is a bit…

10 mos ago
Pure Gold

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

$12.50 Lapdances in ONTARIO? Yes.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Let me get to the point. On Wed, 12-7pm Lapdances are 2 for 1. Pure Gold is a $25 / dance club, but at 2 for 1, it's $12.50. This, ladies and gentlemen, is…

11 mos ago1
Nikki's Roadhouse

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, ON

My Visit to Nikki's

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Okay. I was in the area and had to check out Nikki's. Again, it's literally the only option in town and about 45 min from Burlington. Now. the place has been described.…

1 yr ago1
Solid Gold

Solid Gold

Burlington, ON

Solid gold is an Oasis, with a catch.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Solid gold is in a weird place. You know those road signs that say, "Last exit before toll". Or "Last gas till Vegas"? That's this club. Driving to Niagara this is IT before…

1 yr ago1
Sundowner

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

An Update

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Okay this is an updated review to my last one, to add a hidden gem in this place. The Buffet. No. Really. Everything I said in the previous review stands. Dayshift is meh, nightshift…

1 yr ago2
Sundowner

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Great evening at the sundowner, but with a caveat.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I won't get into the description of the place. There's a stage, bar, two (actually THREE) vip rooms. The place is clean, and I'll give the bathrooms a +1 for cleanliness, especially considering it's a…

1 yr ago
Pure Gold

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

Pure gold is worth the drive from Toronto

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Pure Gold is a club, that's technically in Mississauga, but it's almost Oakville. It's a sister club to Solid Gold in Burlington, very deluxe compared to the other Mississauga clubs. First things first: Unlike…

1 yr ago
Talk of the Town

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, NV

Las Vegas' hidden gem

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

First note: The club has changed its hours. It's now 6pm - 2am instead of 4-1. My first time in Vegas, and a fan of the late Arnold Snyder who reviewed vegas clubs on…

2 yrs ago
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