Reviews by Friction.Room13

Visited on a Monday night a few weeks ago, in town on business and had some time to kill before a massage appointment. Thought I’d sample the local talent at the club as a warm up to my 1-1 massage. First the club, industrial area. Got an uber but looked like plenty of parking. Walked in with no cover and no real pat down. Club looked pretty seedy from the get go. Went to grab a beer at the bar, no rail to sit at so had to order at a window and then hit a table. Was like 12.50 CAD for a domestic beer. Plenty of tables to choose from, some seats at the stage rail. Stage setup felt odd, big stage with 2 poles but nothing close to the customer. Sitting at the rail felt like I needed binoculars to get a good look… not great to tip the girls. Numbers, probably 10 customers or so, maybe 10-12 dancers that I saw. Did get a constant stop by with a push to get a dance. Was waiting for my massage so no one caught my attention but all seemed in the 5-6 range on looks, maybe early 20s to mid 30s. Mostly white with a few Latinos, Asians and 1 AA. Watched some girls dance, only 1 AA who looked smokin (maybe 7-8) but she danced quick and then disappeared into a corner on her phone. She was probably the only one worth getting a private dance with but she wasn’t working that angle. Long period with no one on stage… Oh yeah, I said seedy and when I hit the bathroom it was a wreck. Didn’t want to piss in there.

Was in Toronto on business and stumbled upon the Massage scene. I’m usually a strip club guy but researched things and felt this place would be well worth the stop. I looked a few days ahead at the schedule to find just the right masseuse for me, ended up with Trinity based on my timing and her schedule. Once I made the appointment for a 40 min + shower, 9p session I was in eager anticipation. I tried a club on the way to get in the mood so to say but that was disappointing and when I met Trinity in person knew it was a total waste of time. Trinity isn’t a 10 but I’d give her a solid 8. Super sexy body with curves in the right places and firm overall. Great natural Ds. Anne Hathaway looks She met me in the lobby and took me back to a room, said to get ready and left. No other instructions. I stripped down and showered, waited for her in a towel. She came back and quickly slipped her tight dress off and she was fully nude, had me lie on the table and started a decent massage. I was preoccupied trying to turn my head to catch her perfect breasts in my mouth and she teased just right… her perfect ass was ready for me to grab and she let me gently stroke. No penetration but perfectly sexy smooth shaved kitten. Eventually I was ready for the turn. Now she started on my front and did a full body to body slide, so sexy. She was on top and went to work with her magic hands to give the release I so desperately needed. It was heaven. Nothing not advertised on the website but plenty! We chatted for a bit and then did a quick rinse together in the shower. Trinity is definitely worth the time and coin, if I’m in town again I know where my first and only stop will be… Allure is just what I need.

Stopped in to the SC for the first time. Had a disappointing time at Flight Club and this seemed like the place to try my luck. Easy fenced lot with cameras, no valet. Easy to park, thought the lot was packed. Got there around 11p, paid $10 entry and found a packed and fun bar! There is a bar right away with 2 small circle stages at either end, room for 1 girl to dance. Looking out to the main area there is a single bow tie shaped stage. The vibe here was great. Working class bar ($8 beers), about 20-30 customers and a good amount of talent, 10-15 girls. Was mostly 6-7 on the looks and body scale but they were into it. Fun dancing and working the crowd. Seemed mostly AA but mixed, you can find what you want. Had a beer and started to survey the talent. The hottest dark skinned AA with D cups, banging body and very obviously built for fun was working the bar and the 2 small stages. After about 10 minutes and heavy tipping plus deep looks we went for a dance. Back to a private curtained area. It was like $20 for the bouncer and then up to the girl for the dances, she said 30 or 40 but it didn’t matter - she had me hooked. After amazing grind as she got her clothes off and two way contact she offered a bit more party and really took care of business. Well worth it. Cleaned up and headed back out to the bar but was pretty satisfied with my second stop. Headed for the door about $300 lighter in the wallet all in but with the release I was craving.

Stopped in during a work trip, seem to hit this place about once a year and this stop might be my last. First was the mandatory valet, not a big deal but pretty fucking pointless too. $8 for the convenience. Arrived around 9p, $20 cover and the place looked pretty dead. Was already invested so paid up. Not much of a security check. Went to the bar. The setup is a rectangular bar on one end then main room to the right. Long stage in the middle with floor seating on each side and a raised VIP booth area either side. Another bar upstairs by the lap dance area that is private curtained areas, didn’t go up this visit. I setup at the bar for a few beers while I got to see the talent working. Beers were between $10-12. Not great but not terrible. Now the bad. The talent. I get Tuesday being a slow night, probably like 8-15 customers spread out but the talent wasn’t just scarce it was poor. I watched the full rotation on stage like twice to see if it would get better but no luck. There was maybe 6-10 girls working and only 1 that was maybe a 7, all others ranged from 3 to 6… yep, as low as a 3. Had to turn away from the stage multiple times as it was that bad. There was one white girl with a good body, obviously enhanced but her face! She stopped by and I had a hard time talking to her with her face. At least two chubby to fat girls on stage that weren’t pretty. A few tired latinas with paunch stomachs, 1 Cuban that was pretty but had a huge ass and little tits, could live with that but she didn’t take her top of when stripping… wasn’t really stripping. One AA that looked hot came out to dance but her enhanced tits were an atrocity… hard to look at. The one hotty, my 7 that night was a fit light skinned AA, banging body. 80s hairdo was a bit odd but fuck, she was the top here tonight. Tried to tip her but she quickly took off for her regular… After about 90 minutes I’d seen enough, low energy unenthusiastic dancing and poor talent. Time to go elsewhere. They even did the stupid car drop from the ceiling for 2 girls to dance. That was pointless, seems like they need a bigger crowd. Overall, really disappointing visit. Maybe it’s a Tuesday or maybe it’s just downhill on the talent. Not sure I’ll be back.

Stopped into the local club, the setup is nice and clean. The girls were better than the last time I was here, but still Midwest. Arrived at 830p so pretty early, cover was 12. Nice T stage setup to the left, tables in the middle and long bar on the right hand wall. There is a vip area which is raised up but I didn’t partake in that level of fun. Semi private lap dance booths in the back. Settled in to the bar for a few drinks. Domestic beer was $7-8, cocktail was $8-9. Chatted with a nice girl, almost my type with dark skin but didn’t have much up top. Lots of golf dudes and some couple groups as it was couples night. Maybe 20-25 patrons. Big mix on talent, 11-15 girls working. Ranged from 5s to 7s, maybe one 8. Went to the stage to tip a few but nothing really jumped at me from wanting a dance. Maybe I was too early. Most were 20 yo white girls, some older and maybe 2-3 AA. Not a ton of variety. The “8” came up to me after, hot spinner, A cups. After we chatted I said what the hell for a dance. Went to the semi private no touch area. Dances 2 for 60, waited for some weird light timer to go. While I couldn’t touch she got down to business with a great grind, had a really sexy time… was considering VIP but she wasn’t my type so skipped it and called it a night. She looked willing for a great two way dance. Good time, will be back and hope for more talent.

Stopped in after a few hours at Club Rouge, paid a cover and went up to a weird bar area to get a beer. The setup was super odd. Bar had two stalls open to stand and order a drink, then there was a small stage in one room with benches around the edge. It was a Tuesday but was hoping for a bit more. Talent was not getting me excited or even hopeful. Asian women danced for a while with no one around. I sat to wait for a bit and see if the reviews I read would play out…. They didn’t. Skinny AA spinner sat down but she was like a 4. I couldn’t get out of there quick enough. Was too late to go back to rouge which was light years ahead on talent. Skip this stop on weeknights.

On a business trip to Portland and decided to try Club Rouge. The setup - walked in with a bar area on one end, limited seats so you can focus on the stage/talking to the girls. Long main stage with small side stages along one wall. Lap dance area at the back with decent privacy with curtains. Showed up around 8, paid cover (don’t remember how much) and got through security. Started off grabbing a beer, think it was around $8-10, reasonable. The talent working was solid, a good mix of girls. Mostly white, a few AA girls which is usually my thing but not tonight, they were so-so, must be a different club for that. Sat down off to the side to settle in and watch the cycle of ladies, a hot little thing with dark hair and dark eyes sat down with me and started to chat. I usually like to wait it out to see all the options but she was a solid 8 and friendly. We talked for 20 minutes or more just bull shitting but enjoyed her company. Eventually took her back for some dances. 3 for $140, or VIP - forget the price on that, maybe $300 for 15 minutes. Either way wanted to start my evening slow so went back for 3 songs in the lap dance area. I wasn’t disappointed. Started with good grind and then started to take off the top and bottoms, the solid 8 was even better with her moves and reasonable 2 way contact. I was going to remember her for a potential trip to the VIP later. After that went back out to see the floor show, got smitten with a young thing off to the side stage - turned out she wasn’t 21. I could tell but she made me smile, couldn’t get off the side stage. After a while asked her for some dances and went for 3 for $140 again, this time was disappointed. She didn’t actually take off her top and just did some light dancing, a little grinding. She may have had a body of a 9 but lack of stripping at a strip club turned me off. After that tried to find my first girl but couldn’t, was ready to call it and try another downtown club. All in all, good visit, good talent, and fun time with some of the girls. Would come back if I’m back in town.

Had slow Thursday night so stopped in to the local club. Not many options in Madison. Have seen the club talent change over the years and it feels like it’s gotten older and not better. The setup. Club has large parking lot off a highway outside of town, easy but visible. Quick bouncer check and cover charge and you’re in. Think it was $10 which made sense with the talent there. Big clean club with seats by the stage and a lot of easy tables. Long bar at the back where most girls hang. VIP to the left and semi private lap dance booth room to the right. VIP in the past with the right girl was a great time… no one this night that piqued my desire for that coin. Two way contact there with fully nude girl, was able to get comfortable overall, ymmv. When I went (a few years ago) it was like $125 for 15 minutes but I assume those prices have changed. At the time it as well worth it. In the semi private booths fully hands off and monitored hard by the bouncer.Almost need to handcuff hands behind my back or risk the bouncer griping at us for even a slight hip graze This night had about 8 girls working, all 5-7s, none that interesting on stage. Girls did 3 songs on stage, first dropped the top then eventually got fully nude. Tipped at the stage for a few girls as the place was dead, they deserved some attention. Decent variety but mostly white with a few AAs, decent amount of tats. Felt somewhat typical for not a big strip club town. Eventually started chatting up Lexi at the bar. Mid 30s, fit and attractive. She was here like 10 years ago and was hotter then but that’s easy with younger dancers. She offered dances in the semi private area for $25 per song, no deals on multiple songs. Opted against the dance and just chatted while having decent craft beer, $7-8 per beer. Was a pretty chill evening watching some nude ladies dance on stage, can’t complain. They have sports on TV there which does take away from the show but can be a great distraction when the girls aren’t so great to look at. I think the better variety is on weekend nights. They used to have porn star nights but haven’t seen that in a long time. Probably be back again but mainly as it’s the only game in town.

First time in Hustler, was decent stop. Wednesday evening, stopped in around 1130 after spending time at Penthouse and a quick stop at Ricks. No cover, scene was ok. Talent rotation was… decent. Not as good as Penthouse, better than ricks. After watching a rotation thought I was gonna bounce without getting dances. Then a redhead with a great body danced, was a bit intrigued… After her set she stopped by and started chatting me up. After about 10 minutes I was starting to get more and more into her! She took me for a tour upstairs for the private rooms which were definitely well out of my price point at this part of the night. Settled for a booth dance, 3 songs for 100. Had a great time with for grind, some two way contact until the bounce sniped at me. Had fun, left her a good tip and decided to call it a night. While the talent was ok and dance setup challenging I’d consider stopping back in on a future visit to NOLA!

Stopped in earlier than planned on a Wednesday night, around 8p. Was surprised to be the only customer in the place! Normal club setup with 2 stages and 2 bar areas. Had time to have a few beers (normal pricey cost at $10) while I waited to see a good rotation of dancers. Talent was so so, maybe 6-7s with a couple 9s. First approached by a blonde with a nice body, started up a good conversation but she was a lot older, was definitely not my type. Had a few cuties up on stage with no attention from the slow crowd starting to show up. I went to tip at the stage as the girls were giving good effort on the pole. After a while I finally spotted just my type, gorgeous AA. Great body, perfect tits, young but gorgeous face, definitely the only 9 in the place for me. Got an upstairs booth for 30 minutes, was like just shy of 300. After good two way contact, definitely no extras (ok for me) but nice grind and hands on. Had fun, left a good tip. After that the rest of the talent wasn’t so interesting, decided to head out and try other places on bourbon.

After a few hours at the flight club decided to try the landing strip before heading home. Got to the club around 11, paid the cover and went in. Club was super smoky, pretty open smoking at most tables. A few girls on stage and around the club. I took a seat at the bar to see the talent and if anything looked interesting. Saw a few 4/5s on stage and maybe one 6/7. Wasn’t too excited but the 6/7 was nice body AA which is my type. Gave her a tip on stage and asked her to stop by. Eventually she came by and started chatting me up on options. Went straight to negotiations on extras and wanted a price, I told I had about half what she was looking for and she kept pushing me to get more money. I knew my limit and at a 6/7 that wasn’t going to happen. Eventually she said ok to some dances and we went downstairs. Was uninspired and mechanical. Starting to get the feeling the clubs here are more into the extras/brothel push and less stripping and lap dances. Doubt I will be back to the landing strip.

Mixed evening at the Flight Club. Has been my favorite Detroit area stop for quite a while, but mixed results this visit. Got to the club around 8, had a few overpriced beers (standard for a club, $9-12) and watched the talent on the stage. 2 girls on stage at a time. First song up they just dance with tops on then when they move down to the end of the stage they get topless. Really uninspiring stripping to be honest. Just standing there with little movement, no real pole dancing. Talent from 8-9pm was mid range, like 5-6’s. Got a little better at 9/930 with a few 7s. Definitely not as hot talent as prior visits, maybe Wednesday night. After a while a skinny AA spinner came over and chatted me up for a while. Didn’t rush to get to a dance. Eventually went up stairs. $20 to the bouncer for the room and rest direct to the dancer. I was hoping for some warm up dances and grind and then decide if I wanted any extras but this one had different ideas in mind. She went straight to work so fast I had to slow her down. I told her 3 songs at $40 a song but she tried pulling my cock out as soon as I sat down. After slowing down I think she got pissed, I said I was taking my time and would consider coming back up but she just took off mad. Was a decent dance but shit went weird. Back on the floor I spotted the only 8-9 in the club, started to get her attention as she looked light skinned AA with great tits and body. Eventually she came by and told me she was from Miami/Cuba. I asked about dances but all she wanted was extras. Super odd feeling and Cubans can be crazy so I bounced. Felt like it was time to leave after 2 hours at the club, odd that it felt less strip club and more brothel the way the girls only wanted to go for extras and not dances. Decided to head to another spot, was worth the stop but not really the flight club fun and hotness of prior visits. Also, pretty open smoking even on the main floor. Former smoker so pretty shitty to smell like smoke after a visit when all should be non smoking. Just a turn off overall.

Visited on a work trip when I had some time to kill, hit up Bell’s for a few brews before stopping in. Stopped on around 9. Place wasn’t too busy, seemed like mostly regulars. Cover was reasonable and so were the beer prices. Stuck mostly to domestic bottles. After about 20-30 minutes had my eye on this sweet little black girl with an amazing rack. She was pretty spaced out but I did chat here up a bit. Was friendly but down to business on a dance. Was feeling good so went for it. Ended up in the back rooms for 2 songs, really nice grind with two way contact up top. Was good but she was spaced out, maybe a bit too high… and had a little BO going on. Have a tip and went back to the stage. Watched a few more at the stage which had a weird setup for ppl wanting to tip the dancers. Felt awkward. Eventually spotted a hot little mixed spinner with curly hair. Only one of a few that stepped away from regulars and hung out. She was much more into chatting and chilling before going for a dance. Was fun to chat with and she was definitely a hottie. Maybe a 7.5/10. After a while (20) hanging went back for a dance and had fun for a few songs! Great grind, good two way up top and generally a sensual creature. Had fun, tipped her and had my fill for the night. Girls were 5s up to 8s, approachable, good dances and good value. Next time I’m in town for business will definitely stop back in with reasonable expectations.