Reviews

18 reviews by willwillwilll

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

This place goes up and down. Right now it’s down.

I’ve been here several times. Right after the pandemic it seemed to be down. Then it went up a bit with dancers being decent and extras friendly. Last time I went it wasn’t that way. CH…

3 wks ago

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Great prices, beautiful girls who are my type

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The club is located near an intersection by a strip mall and gas station. It’s prominent and hard to miss. I went around midnight. quick $20 payment at the door. an $8 (I think) drink is…

3 mos ago2

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, UT

Hottest girls in SLC. Full nude is nice. The place is clean and nice. No opportunities to do anything but look though.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It’s located in a very industrial area but it’s a little out of the way and there is really no danger in the area, IMO. It’s placed in the middle of an area with nothing…

8 mos ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

I thought the place had been going downhill a little but struck gold one night.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I’ve reviewed Centerfolds before but I think it’s time again. When I’m in town I like to hit up each of the clubs at least once to see how they’re doing and if anything has…

9 mos ago

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Best strip club experience I’ve had.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I spent most of my time in Pompano Beach. The big 3 there were good, especially Cheetah IMO. But I wanted a different flavor and I read that Dean’s Gold has more eastern European women.…

1 yr ago2

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Best in town after weighing nudity, looks, price, mileage

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The cover is a good amount (I think $60 or $65), but it does come with two free drinks. I don’t drink so I got a red bull and gave the other one to a…

1 yr ago

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, NJ

Weird late night trip pretty uneventful but nice tits!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I found myself flying into New York City, renting a car, then driving up to Syracuse starting around 11:00 PM or something. I saw this place was juuust out of the way on my path.…

1 yr ago

New Century Theater

San Francisco, CA

About what you’d expect from the heart of the Tenderloin.

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I’ve avoided visiting NCT when I’m in SF because of the reviews here. On this night there was a serious drought at the other clubs so I decided to finally visit. It is in the…

1 yr ago2

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, UT

Not 100% ideal but the visit shows me SLC isn’t a complete wasteland

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This is a small club but a good amount of dancers for a Tuesday night. There’s a raised stage in the middle with chairs for tippers. There are booth-like seats lining the outside. They seem to…

1 yr ago

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, NY

Small, boring, and they seem to care about the locals/regulars most.

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This is in a completely “normal” part of town on the outskirts of Rochester and nothing else to indicate it would be an area with a strip club. There is a huge porch when you…

1 yr ago2

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA

Tiny club, girls were average but extras were advertised openly

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

There is a bouncer out front who gets you with his metal detector. You go inside and there is a small stage with a pole, or maybe two I don’t remember, but one girl on…

2 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Pretty good. Kinda pricey but 2 for 1 night helps. Patience helps too.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I got here maybe 9:00 and it was more busy than I expected for a Tuesday. Maybe because it’s 2 for 1 lapdance night. They periodically play that annoying six flags song and when they…

2 yrs ago

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, NC

Nice place hot girls but you pay for it

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The place is nice. Upscale gentleman’s club. Was here on business. I went to one or two other places in Charlotte and this place definitely had the hottest dancers. They were friendly. There is one…

2 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Pretty upscale. So expensive and lots of pressure to spend.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

The place is quite nice. A different thing about this club vs others i’ve been to is that the lighting is actually pretty bright. I get the low lighting at other clubs because it makes…

2 yrs ago

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, TX

Easy extras, but definitely worry about cleanliness!

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This place was nuts and my experience was wild. In the end I did not want to come back - first for cleanliness reasons, and second because it’s hard to believe this place isn’t doing…

2 yrs ago

American Bush

South Salt Lake, UT

Not bad at all. Make the most of what’s allowed because the girls will.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I went on a Tuesday afternoon. I read on here this was the best in Utah and probably the only one to get full contact lap dances at. I actually had a pretty great time.…

3 yrs ago

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, CA

Nice place. Not the hottest but seemed high mileage and I found a hot one.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

A guy in a suit led me in around a corner, up some stairs, around another corner, then another corner then things opened up into a big room with tables, girls, and a small sunken…

3 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Hot girls, nice place, a little pricey.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I walked in to a nice modern dark room with a lot of tastefully placed lighting to make the girls look good. The seating was modern and comfortable. One stage with one girl. All the…

3 yrs ago