Reviews by fuzzylogicoffers5

Has been described multiple times but I will start with the top things to keep in mind. This place does has no alcohol and is pretty much dead when it opens it starts picking up can hour before midnight. Basics: Area is semi industrial, I took the subway to Queensboro and the area seemed mostly fine while coming in but felt deserted when I left. They scan your id, charge $20-25 for entry and you walk through a metal detector. Hostess gets you a table and they have a losely enforced 2 drink minimum(again no alcohol). Layout and Prices Club is large with 2 stages on the opposite side of the club. Restrooms are nice and clean. They have a few options to get dances, I only tried tableside for $10 , semi private lap dance for $25 and private which for 15 minutes will cost you $75 before midnight and $100 after midnight. Lap dances are not worth it at all imo, go for table dances or 15 minute private room. They also have some special private rooms that I haven't tried. When it comes to food and drinks I got an omelet(which was decent) and a redbull($10 with tip). Dancers: A good mixes of girls of different ethnicities and sizes. You should find someone you like but be careful of girls walking around in pairs I've been told they are never worth it. I took a couple of table side dances with a thick Latina who looked good but the dances were just decent. Had two rounds of private with a PAWG and a tall Latina who was new. First one had nice tits and ass which made it worth it but the dance was a bit grindy for my taste. 2nd round was not enjoyable as she was new, didn't have any moves and was grindy again(I picked poorly this day). Finally, before leaving had a nice lap dance with a bleach blond which was really enjoyable and had decent mileage but I didn't want to spend any more so had to leave. Conclusion: Decent prices for NYC, above average talent and a nice clean club. Private rooms are a good deal before midnight and fun can be had if you choose carefully.

Basics: Eleven is something unique and must visit as others have said, its not the best strip club in Miami(I liked Tootsie much better) but was worth the experience but I wouldn't be a regular. It a strip club and night club combo which means you will see non strippers but it is easy enough to figure out who's who. Girls are really hot and dressed up with varied ethnicities so you will surely find someone you like. Place gets really crowded and its a fun experience when the ladies are hassled more on entry to a club than us: D. Entry was $36 something with apple pay. Layout and Drinks Depending on the day you may have to line up for entry, and the club is huge. It has two levels and is sorta still into to by a bar. Left side has the main stage and seating around it. Then a few steps up is the standing area which gets real crowded. On the 2nd floor you have seating and its more lowkey, on Sundays it was practically empty. Drinks are expensive as one might expect, 12 ish for a beer and 25 for an old fashioned. Dancers: As mentioned before , dancers are really hot and mix of all sizes and ethnicities. When it comes to the dances they are just alright, not really air dances but nothing to be get you excited. I went for dances with a couple of dances , first with a French girl from Nice who gave a very non enthusiastic dance and then a Cuban who was much better but again nothing special. Dances are 100 for 3 I think but it was late and night and I was Hella drunk so don't quote me on that. Conclusion: Good as an experience, expensive but you won't get hotter girls apart from Vegas maybe. Moreover, I enjoyed the club vibe as strip clubs start feeling boring during the down time. Go once or twice or for a special event but those start really late in the night.

Basics: Conveniently located off NJ 35 next to a Pizza place and a liquor store but this is a no alcohol place. Enter on weekends is 20 bucks and $7 for a soda/water, on weekdays you can get half off if you show their Instagram post. Place is very dark, there is a elevated stage with 2 poles in the center, seating on the outside if you want dances and like watching from far without the dollar parade and inner seating next to the stage which is the best part about the place (more on it later). Drinks :( First things first, alcohol is not allowed in this place not even BYOB. Bartender was chill but not like I needed one, had a coke with unlimited refills and you get a band once you pay for the drink. Dancers: Good mix of girls of various sizes, decent looking but I feel a decline overall, no dollar parade on the outer seats heck you will get bored sitting there if that's what you like, its full nude but its so dark you barely see anything from the outer seats. Inner seating lets you fulfil your OBGYN fetishes, have your singles ready you can have a nice show with pussy literally in your face . Had multiple dances around 6 the last time I was there but haven't tried the private yet but still looking for the right one, any pointers will be appreciated. Dances were decent mileage and were luck of the draw for me, Had a couple of dances with a tall milf with stockings and a Latina spinner both of which were enjoyable. Next 2 were a couple of un-enthusiastic ladies(saw them for the first time), should have taken the hint as the dance was very mechanical and grindy. Prices: $27 for Entry and 1 drink minimum on Weekends and $17 on a weekend if you show the Instagram post. Dances in an open room which is visible to all at $30 but the songs seem longer than most places. Didn't partake in VIP but its around $140 for 15 minutes for basic but they have pricier options available as well. Conclusion: Good for a close up show, and the talent isn't bad considering its a nude club in Jersey. However, lack of alcohol is a bummer and dances are a mixed bag.

As mentioned in other review the place is in a semi residential area in Paterson it is next an apartment complex and real close to the emergency entrance for St Joseph's. You might get frisked depending on the time of the day but no entry fee. Club has a rectangular layout for the main area, there is a stage on the right when you enter and a bar in-between the stage and the seating then they have a space to walk through and high chairs behind that. They also have a few tables if that's your style. Bathroom is opposite the stage in the middle and is decent. Bartender/s was the day is chill and fun while the one after 7 pm is hella rude and wants to just sell drinks while I was already too drunk which ruined the mood for me. Beer (Corona) was $8 I think. Girls were mostly of Latin origin and average looking, and the dollar parade is not that bad and on the plus side you can have some nice table side fun with a few dollars. Saw around 8-10 girls total. Dances are in a communal room and you get better mileage if your alone. Despite that there are a lot of people passing through so if you're shy you won't have any fun. I had 3 dances with a Latina which were decent but nothing spectacular. Had another 4 with a middle eastern looking girl which were worth it in my opinion. Prices: Beer was all I had which which was $8, they have lunch buffet too but haven't tried. Dances used to be $20 but are $25 now and the songs were shorter than average. Didn't try on consider VIP so not sure about that. tl;dr: Manageable tip parade , average talent with boring stage performances for the most part but fun to be had bar side. Dances can be a hit or miss.

Basics: Similar to the other Bloomfield club, it is situated in a secure residential area of Bloomfield but this club is so much bigger in size. Upstairs is a cigar lounge but if you visit you're gonna smell like it obviously. Below is the go-go which has a large stage in the middle with a 3-7 dancers on stage at the same time. Most of them just sway on stage but a few do put in the effort. On the side are a couple of pool tables, restroom and seating to the side and is a good place to chill and avoid the dollar parade. Restroom was fairly clean. The bartenders are friendly and helpful, without being intrusive. 5-7 PM have happy hour pricing, food and drinks are half price which is a great deal but you still have to shill a lot of singles due to the crazy dollar parade. Dancers: Decent mix of dancers but most dancers are eastern European and a few Latinas. There were a couple of smoke shows but girls were mostly 5-8 range. Dollar parade is brutal and dancers do multiple rounds and since you roughly 5 girls on stage at a time, this shit adds up. Some girls will ask for a dance but had to chat up the ones that i liked during their rounds. Had one dance with a short Russian blonde which was very average, one with a Asian looking Kazakh girl which was better but didn't do it for me. Finally, had a few dances with a tall blonde Russian(can't remember the name) which were great as she was friendly and dances had a lot of mutual touching but no extras(I wasn't looking for those either). Prices: Beer was $3-4 during happy hour double otherwise. Old fashioned was pretty reasonable as well but don't remember the price. Dances are 20 for relatively short length songs. Food was decent too especially for the price. Not sure if they have VIP or the prices for that. Conclusion: Brutal tip parade but the talent is good, and the place is chill and happy hour does make it worth it. Dances are a mixed bag, it all depends on your expectations I guess.

Club is in semi industrial part of LIC, you can take the subway to Queensboro and bike/walk if you don't mind the area or take a cab if you're easily sketched out.ID scan on entry and pass through a metal detector and pat down. Entry is $20 but since this is full nude and NY so no alcohol, and they accept cash, card or apple pay. Its a decent looking club large area, has 2 floors but haven't been to the 2nd floor. Hosts will greet you on entry on weekend and you're on your own on weekday and get your order $10 minimum I think. Has 2 stages, which are not not always occupied. Girls do bare it all but not the ones that you'd want lol :D. Didn't use a lot of singles. Bathrooms is close to the entrance and very clean, gotta give credit for that. Hostesses were chill and some were hot. Also, this a late club due to lack of alcohol so things pick up after midnight. Decent mix of girls mostly Hispanic and black 6-8 range. Saw around 20 girls total I think, on table dances are $10 but some are really pushy and that does get annoying. Got around 2 table dances and 3 lap dances to find the right one for VIP but no luck, and quality was mixed(1 amazing, 2 about average). Finally decided to take the hottest one I could find to VIP and it was enjoyable and left home happy. VIP is full nude mostly. Prices: Red bull was $10 and no alcohol. Table dances are $10m lap dances are in an area on the side $30 I think and are very short. VIP is $75 before midnight and double after for 15 minutes. tl;dr: Nice clean club with good food for a strip club, no alcohol but fun can be had if you choose correctly.

As mentioned in other review this club is in a safe residential area and on the outside feels like a regular neighborhood sports bar. Clancy's layout is interesting, small stage and building with a very thin rectangular layout. Stage in the middle which has one or 2 just swaying and chatting . Bathrooms is next to the bar/seating area and is clean enough. Tons of games playing which is nice as it does get boring in between dancers switching. Bartenders was chill, had a few Stellas 7 bucks each I think. Girls were Brazilian or Dominican and average looking, and the dollar parade is not that bad as the other Bloomfield club. Saw around 8-10 girls total. Dances are in a communal room but both times I went there was no one else, but if you're shy this isn't the place for you. I had 4 dances dances with first Dominican chick , a lot of mutual touching and grinding but nothing special. Then had about 2 dances with a second thicker girl which was more of the same with a lot more grinding and touching. Prices: Beer was all i had which which was $7. Dances were $20 but the songs were shorter than average. No VIP invite so still not sure how much that is. tl;dr: Manageable tip parade , decent talent with no dance(stage isn't visible from half the seats), and chill atmosphere. Dances are the only fun thing to do apart from watching the game with a beer.

Conveniently located close to MetLife stadium, this is a BYOB place. Entry is 10 bucks and $10 for a drink usually but and I think only open on Weekends(haven't tried weekdays) . Once you enter the place greeted by security collecting entry fee, decent dude. it is a small place, there is a stage with 2 poles in the center. The place picks up late so wouldn't recommend going before 9-10 PM. Bartender was nice and will give you a bucket of ice for your beer(can't remember how much that was). Also, there was another security dude, very rude but whatever. Good mix of girls, decent looking and minimal dollar parade like rest of NJ, so you could tip some singles to enjoy more of the show, its full nude and you can have a nice show with pussy literally in your face . I had 3 dances and the experience wasn't great. Dances are $30 and were lame, cut short and rushed, tried to like it but did not have fun. One chick even asked for money upfront, did a lame dance and asked for more tip at the end. Felt dumb for even trying, first dance we a tall white chick was decent so I guess i was hopping more of that. Prices: Entry was, 10 outside and 10 inside, Dances are $30 in communal sectioned of area with plenty of chairs, not 100% sure about the VIP but maybe that is better. Conclusion: No brutal tip parade, above average talent with a fun show to be had, but the dances leave much to be desired, so would mostly visit to enjoy a beer with the atmosphere.

Conveniently located off NJ 35 next to a Pizza place and a liquor store but this isn't a BYOB place. Entry is 20 bucks and $7 for a drink usually but you can get half off if you show their Instagram on weekdays, . Once you enter the place it is very dark, there is a stage with 2 poles in the center, seating on the outside and inner seating next to the stage which is the best part about the place (more on it later). Bartenders was attentive and very laid back, had a coke with unlimited refills took 3 but soft drinks only. Good mix of girls of various sizes, decent looking, no dollar parade on the outer seats heck you will get bored sitting there if that's what you like, its full nude but its so dark you barely see anything from the outer seats. Inner seating is where it is at if you, have your singles ready you can have a nice show with pussy literally in your face . I had 3 dances but didn't try the private room as the reviews look mixed. Dances were low mileage and luck of the draw for me, Had a couple of dances with a thick blonde Latina and those were real nice and then one with a another thick darker Latina which was really sad excuse for a dance, I wish i remembered the name but would surely avoid. Prices: Coke was $7-8 with unlimited refills. Entry was 20 or 10 depending on if you find the offer, Dances in communal room were 30 bucks for 5 minutes, not 100% sure about the VIP about $125-150 Conclusion: No brutal tip parade which is rare for Jersey , above average talent with nice show to had up-close if you'd don't feel uncomfortable.

Located in a safe residential part of Bloomfield just like the other Bloomfield club.Hell it feels too residential. Clancy's layout is exact opposite, small stage and building with a very thin rectangular layout. Stage in the midle which has one or 2 just swaying and chatting . Bathrooms is next to the bar/seating area and is clean enough. Its mostly a sports bar with a lot of games playing with some strippers. Bartenders was attentive and very laid back had a few beers 7-8 bucks each i think. Girls are mostly Brazilian and decent looking, and the dollar parrade is not that bad as the other bloomfield club. Saw around 5 girls total. I had 5 dances dances with one and 1 each with 2 others one was dominican and other 2 were brazilian. Dances are in a communal room so if you're shy this isn't the place for you. They were mostly great with a lot of mutual two way touching (not sure about the extras) with one dud. Prices: Beer was $7-8 with no happy hour that i know of. Once again , Dances were 20 for short to average length songs. After reading the reviews I was wondering is their VIP here?(forgot to ask so not sure but doesn't seem like a lot of space) Conclusion: No brutal tip parade , above average talent with no dance(stage isn't visible from half the seats), and relaxed atmosphere to get dances. If you are looking for variety of talent or stunners this isn't the place for you.

Located in a safe residential part of Bloomfield just like the other Bloomfield club. However unlike that, this club is very spacious. There is a large stage in the middle with 3-5 dancers that sway more than dance. There's a couple of pool tables and seating to the side and is a good place to chill and avoid the dollar parade. Bathrooms are clean and there is an upstairs cigar lounge that I didn't try. Bartenders are nice and attentive but not very overbearing, they have a happy hour 5-7 PM , getting everything half off is a nice touch. Good Mix of dancers, so you will hopefully find something you like. The day I visited girls were mostly (5-8 range) of all ethnicities that just sway on the stage and at the end it with a brutal dollar parade. Some of the dancers seem to do multiple rounds without much stage time. Despite the dollar parade, I like that the girls don't hover around once you say no(might be a negative for some). You need to take some initiative to get a dance. I had 2 dances, one with a tall eastern European girl and it was really good , lot of mutual touching but no extras(I wasn't looking for those either).I ended the first dance to try some of the other dancers. 2nd dance was pretty sad, perfunctory and barely any contact. Prices: Beer was $3-4 during happy hour double otherwise. Once again , Dances were 20 for short to average length songs. Not sure if they have VIP or the prices for that. Conclusion: Despite the brutal tip parade the place has great talent, so this is recommended for someone looking for a chill place to enjoy a couple of drinks and partake in a dance or two. Not recommended for someone looking for extras, but hey you might be better that getting those than I am.

2nd visit on a Sunday night. About 10$ uber ride from the strip. Got the promotional free entry (in order to get that you must not take your uber to the club, i took an uber to illuminati tattoo next-door and walked in). Id checked and patted , guy at the door was friendly. It wasn't very crowded when i got there around 8 -8.30 pm. Had a rude encounter at the bar as i was getting my singles but then moved next to the stage. Since there were more dancers than paying customers , enjoyed the dances a lot , got full attention without a lot of damage. some dancers put in a lot of effort while others just moved for 3 songs. Didn't try the $150 for 15 minutes but took about 6 lap dances. Lap dances are in public so make avoid if you're shy. First was a short latina, nice contact and allowed my hands to roam free within reason. Next was a blond Latina, great experience and not very pushy again. Next couple were meh at best. Last was a petite blonde who had great moves and did some stick shifting , great overall but too pushy for tips and snatches them out of your hand. Not a lot of pressure in between when i was just sitting and enjoying the scenery . Bathroom was clean too. PLACE: a little dark with plenty of non bar seating without the need to order a lot. dance floor is in the middle. one dancer at a time for 3 songs. PEOPLE: good mix of girls , i would personally rate them 5-7, mixed races. most were welcoming and not very pushy , however one sitting at the bar was pushy and was very rude when i didn't engage. PRICE: 20 $ for a lapdance for most , 1 tall one charged 30 because lap dances are hard for her :D . $150 for a 15 minutes can be good depending on the girl. One friend really enjoyed the experience and other felt like it was a waste of money. Also they charge 10% to get singles so i would recommend you arrange those if you don't want to pay the price. Drinks were 12-16 $ not sure, i always got the change as 1's. Overall I would recommend this place if you're okay with spending for the vip or not shy, girls were mostly nice and the place was welcoming. Reading the reviews I sure you can have better experience elsewhere, however if you're a noob like me and want to enjoy without the stress its a great place to check out especially without the cover charge. Seems nice for couples too as i saw a lot of them.

First strip club experience. Went there on a cab and had to pay 30 for a cover charge which is waived off if you use there website and don’t use a cab. Plus not minimum tab required. Most of the performers were above average with a few good ones. They weren’t extremely pushy and approached you from time to time. Tried a couple of lap dances 20 each + tip. First was great but she had to leave to get on stage. Tried another one, girl was hot but the effort was minimal so wasn’t much fun.. Friend tried private which turned out to be a great experience from what he tells.. We were late around 2 am and atmosphere was cold in an hour so don’t go late.. Overall it was decent but I am sure there are better options.