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2 wks ago
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Carousel Lounge
522 E Jericho Turnpike Huntington Station, NY 11746
Napkins and Fishnets.
Back in 2015 this spot is the first time Is set foot in a strip club. The only reason I came by here was to pick up my co workers to celebrate one of their birthdays. My friend (at the time) and I arrived here in his car. I hated the place. I only smelled cigarettes while next to the small bar. The white lights made it look like an old office building. The only decent girl was a skinny WOC on stage in the middle of the bar. B cups at best. The other women were Caucasian brunette with muffin tops. Those were the girls my coworkers got dances from. The bouncer kicked my friend and I out since we refused to buy drinks. We chilled outside until our friends were done. I felt disgusted. Fast forward to now, I took a drive here when my usual spot was too far to go to. So I arrived late Fri night around 11pm. There are two doors. Every person goes through the left metal door, which has a sign showing the hours of the club. To my surprise the club looked way better than I expected. When you walk in, you have a long U-shaped bar to your right. Inside the bar is a statue of a horse against the wall from said right side, hence the name of the carnival ride "carousel". 2 poles inside the bar as well with one dancer performing at a time. Each girl who performs does the bar rotation to collect tip. Even if the dancer doesn't strip (which irritates me) she'll still go around collecting tip at least 2 - 3x. Had to been at least 10 dancers working that night, excluding the 2 bartenders. Instead of the white lights, it was a dark scenery with neon lights rotating back and forth while a few white lights were available to watch my surroudings. To my left is the security booth and in front is the bouncer. I gave my id (no entry fee) and the bouncer pats me down. So far so good. There's a sign that says "No dances in front of bar. Go to the back room." There are three posters with the same message. I took that for face value until I saw one thick Latina wearing a one piece grinding on the customer as he was sitting. If I had to guess, this only applies during the weekdays. Guess there are some customers with special privileges. Speaking of latinas, at least 70 percent of the girls are Hispanics. A few Caucasian women here and there. I saw at least 2 black girls at the same. The minority seem to be European. Some have BBLs with nice tits. Some have fake tits with nice asses. Others have both. A few that are flat chested. Then you have the rare natural girls who are either thick and not good looking or the natural good looking ones who require more effort. The mens bathroom is on the other side of the bar, a small space with 2 urinals, a sink and a toilet 2 steps away from each other as you, walk inside. I hate the claustrophobia. To the right is the girls' bathroom /locker room. Some girls do love staying there or right by there when they have done a dance. To the left of the bathrooms is the dance room. 3 VIP booths covered by a curtain, a timer outside and a camera in the ceiling. There are signs regarding "no touching during the sessions." This only applies to the $30 lap dances. $100 dance bypasses that rule. Other prices include $20 massage and (from what I was told) $600 dance for a 30 min session with the bartender included with champagne. The latter I rather avoid. That night I found out when the right entrance was used. I saw a seat close to the far right of the bar. A Hispanic brunette wearing a black two piece is dancing on stage. I'll call her Bri. I sat between two Hispanic guys. One wearing a blue shirt and the other wearing red. Let's call them Azul and Rojo (Blue and Red in Spanish). Both of them tried to talk to me in Spanish and all I could say was "Yeah", "Ok" and "no habla Espanol"(I don't speak Spanish). So I ignored them and started talking to the bartender. Short, thick attractive girl who resembles Ashanti. Let's call her Ash. So I buy my drink from Ash. A beer for $11. We started talking while Bri is doing her dance. As those were happening Azul and Rojo start laughing at her and kept speaking to each other. They were drunk so I ignored them for a few min while leaning towards the bar to get Ash's attention. Then Ash goes to take care of another customer. I lean back and see both Azul and Rojo left from their seats. All of a sudden I hear commotion right behind me. I look behind and Im shocked. Three bouncers are LITERALLY throwing Azul out through the right door. The first bouncer holds him by the neck and arm while the 2nd bouncer is holding his legs, carrying him out as he's fighting back. So Rojo is arguing with the 3rd bouncer. That bouncer grabs Rojo by the collar and drags him out the same door. Hand to God, that marks the first AND second time I've seen a person get kicked out of a strip club. Turns out both guys were throwing napkins at Bri instead of dollar bills. How tf did I not notice that happening? I had to tell the bouncer and Bri that I was on my own and not with those two guys. Both were cool with me. 3 rotations of dancers passed, I was about to finish my beer and settled for a thick purple haired Latina with fishnet leggings, black boots, a thick ass and fake tits with visible cuts underneath them. We talked for a bit and she wound scooting in front of me as I sitting. Then she starts grinding on me as I'm giving her ones. I decided to go do VIP with her. $100 for 15 minutes lm. The mileage is good. Topless? Yes. Touching? "Yes" The dancer was making noises to set the mood? Yeah it felt weird hearing her. Still worth the $100. TLDR, this is now my 2nd favorite club to attend after the Scene. Good lighting, pretty chill girls to interact with and the bouncers are easy to talk to. Only downside is most of the good looking girls may be taken by the time I get there or won't bother to interact while sitting at the bar on their cell phones. At its worst its a "C". At its peak, Ill put it on "A" tier.
1 mo ago
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Lipstix Gentlemen's Club
‭3a Saxwood St Deer Park, NY 11729
Frugality is a talent
This spot is located around several small industries. Can't miss it. It's the only spot with lights. I walk to the side of the door and get stopped by the bouncer, seated in the middle of the pavement. He was wearing a bulletproof vest, which makes me wonder what stories this club has for him to wear one. He was shooked because I popped out of nowhere. I told him I came from the train station (saves the gas and avoid DWI). He says I'm good and I proceed. I walk in to be greeted by another bouncer in front of a metal detector. I recall $5 as the cover charge. He scans my ID, pats me down and has me enter the metal detector. When I pass the detector, the mens' bathroom is on my right. I had to go to take a piss and freshen up. it's way more clean and fixed up compared to the other locations. Also I noticed two posters with dancers in them regarding happy hour and special offers during the weekdays. I was led to believe those dancers were the same ones working at this spot. Man I was wrong. The middle of the club has the bar at the right side (resembling a curvy L) and you have the comfy chairs on the left. I'm certain those chairs were for VIP members. It's a bright scenery were faces can be seen. There are at least five televisions mounted on the walls, displaying a silhouette of a dancer in a constant gif. Plus there are two vertical chambered bubble walls mounted on the left and right of the club. I sat on the short end of the bar. I ordered a $11 Heineken from the bartender. She was a cute WOC, wearing all black bra, skirt and heels. So far she was the only girl working at the moment. As sanitary as this club is, the under crowded customers and girls bored me. At least the music kept me awake. Behind me is the DJ booth. The DJ goes back and forth between the back of the club to the bar. Once in a while he goes by the booth to change the song. There were only 3 guys so far sitting on the high chairs of the bar, myself and the DJ included. The other guy offered a free shot since to get our spirits up. I took the offer and got a free fireball shot. At least I got a consolation for waiting. So one hour passes and I finished up my Heineken. So I purchased a Blue Hawaiian for $24. A fourth customer comes by, chatting with the bartender as hes ordering a bottle. We talked since he was asking about the lack of dancers. I told him I was waiting but he can find others club to go to. He finished his drink and bounced. After the fourth guy left, some of the female workers came by and started getting prepared. In the meantime, I figured out the prices. VIP is $200, LD is $40 and massage is $20. On my right at the end of the bar was a chalkboard. It read the following offers: Don julio reposado 2 for $500, Henny vs 2 for $500 and Beer buckets for $50. Spoiler alert: I chose D) none of the above. By the time more girls came by, a half and hour had passed since they walked in. 3 of them were bartenders. One of them was a thick blonde girl wearing a semi gothic get up. Style Leather top, black panties and fishnets leggings. Her belly was showing. Her top piece was so tight, her lower waist was popping out. I know you need the money but breathe, girl. So now once of the floor 'dancers" sat next to me. Took a few min before we talked. Let's call her Ashi. a pretty thick brunette who wore a pink bra with tight shorts. D cups and nice thighs. So Ashi gets close to me and says if I wanted a dance in the bar for $20 I said sure, she gets up and was barely grinding on me within a spam of 2 minutes. The rest was an air dance. She asked if I wanted another dance. I said no and call it a night. I had to take the L of wasting $20 bucks. The only silver lining was the free shot I got. I'm giving this spot a "C". I give it credit for it's clean environment and nice design. However, even the attractive women can't convince to stay and spend another dollar. I doubt I'll go back.
1 mo ago
Logo for The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
Stayed sober on that sad night
My friend, Nate, and I were around the area at around 12pm. It's been a while since we stopped by here due to the distance. The place looks eerie at night, located alongside a few small companies. The parking lot is on the right side of the building. This is where the main entrance will be. We are greeted by the bouncer showed our IDs, payed the cover charge (I think it was around $5) and we walk towards our left. So the layout goes as follows. Decent lighting enough to see faces, a jukebox on the left wall replacing the DJ, the C shaped bar in the middle left of the building, about 4 televisions on the top wall of the bar, a pool table in the back occupied by a couple wearing cocktail dress attire, a couple of arcade machines and the bathrooms located on the back left, parallel to the exit door. There were three VIP booths: 2 on the right wall of the main entrance and one next right of the pool table. The booths are closed off with a black curtain and there are comfortable black sofas inside. The price is $120 for 15 minutes. The mileage is anyone's guess. It depends on the girl. So as Nate and I are making our way to the bar, a WOC with curly hair wearing a black one piece was eyeing me as I walk further. She was thick but her gut was a dealbreaker. I asked her where the bathroom was to avoid her. So we proceed to on the other side of the club while scanning around the room to see which girls were attractive. Spoiler: Only one black girl with a semi athletic build wearing a red piece was the most good looking. Too bad she was talking with another customer. The bathroom has a lock. Only one guy goes inside, for obvious reasons. I go in first. The bathroom needs work to be done. The workers need to fix the toilet that doesn't flush and clean up the papers on the floor once in a while. I get out and Nate goes in the bathroom this time. As I'm waiting for him by the arcade machines, the same WOC approaches me again. I made small talk and declined a dance from her. Now Nate gets out and we going back to sit at the bar. Between us were two girls with dehydrated faces and rectangular body shapes covered by their nightgowns and two pieces. I decline a dance from one of them. While the other was talking to Nate, the first girl whispered "Run" to my ear. My guess is that the other girl was not friendly. Then again Im not fond of either one of them. Now Nate and I sit down in the middle section of the bar, scoping out the customer and the girls. The reason I say girls and not dancers is because the whole time we were there, none of the girls performed on stage, let alone touch the poles. So now the girls will be more persistent to offer a lap dance. LDs are $30 while a customer is sitting and massages are $20. If I recall, beer bottles were $10. My Nate and I didn't bother with alcohol and settled with soda. Each were $7. At the bar, at least 3 customers were talking with some girls. Right behind me is one guy sitting on the high top chairs getting a lap dance in the back where the stage is. I told Nate that we should call it a night. He wasn't up to spending any cash and neither was I. We waited until we finished our drinks so we could leave. There was an old dude on my right. We had a talk and he mentioned hes a regular here. He barely pays for dances but he says Sun is the best night to come by the club. While we were talking, a short brunette approaches me. She may have been Hispanic due to the accent. However her face looked chopped. Botched Botox type of chopped. Her body was thick but I was not a fan of her fake breasts. I was not interested and declined in a polite manner. Our drinks were finished and Nate and I bounced out of the club. What a waste of gas. From what I know, the club is open every day. My best guess is going back on the late nights between Fri and Sun. Will I come back? Not anytime soon. For now I'm giving this spot a "D" on a tier list. Only reason it's not an "F" is because the place has polite people. To the person who's first time was going to this place, I couldn't blame you for never coming back.
6 mos ago
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Scene Restaurant & Lounge
70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy Commack, NY 11725
Birthday cake and long legs
I arrived to this spot with my friend Matt after losing interest from a previous club. Inside, we are greeted by the bouncer where the entry fee is $10 per person. This applies to Fri and Sat night when the most dancers are around. For most parts, the club is dark with LED lights keeping you from walking blind. To the right is the rectangular bar, which is the most well lit area to see some faces. Beers are around $10, non alcoholic are around $5 - $7 and cocktails/champagne go for $15+. I do remember food being served here. However I still have an issue buying a mixed drink with ice that is poured into a small 5oz cup. Inside the bar will be one dancer gives a performance using 2 stools on both sides. Once or twice, that same dancer will walk around the bar mid dance and post dance to collect tip. A couple of singles are fair enough. Any dancer you favor more may require at least a $5 or $10 to come by you after her session. Most of the girls here are cute and slim. Then you have a handful with nice asses with B or C cups. The ethnicities ranged between most Europeans, some Hispanics, a few Caucassian and at least two Africans. As usual, there will come by and ask for a dance. Be aware a language barrier is likely with some girls To the left of the entrance is the main stage with one pole. I call the main stage the Blue room because its lit with blue lights. One dancer at a time and only open on Fri and Sat. You have comfortable couches in each corner and chairs in the middle facing the main stage. The DJ is seen by the window and the far corner of this room with a bright white lit booth. Straight down from the entrance is the hallway leading to the ATM and the bathrooms. The mens is a left turn. Walking past and straight down is the dance room. I know at least 4 dancers who have been in the club for longer than two years. One of them, who Ill call Rogue, is who I remember doing VIP with 2 years ago. At one point she brushed me off by text when I stopped coming by the club. Rogue left the club right after that. She returned late last year. It had me guessing "the well dried up" and she needs funds again. So Mat and I head to the bathroom. Posing in the left corner was a tall WOC with straight long hair wearing a black bra and thong. Her ass as tight as my budget. Ill call her Naomi, based on Naomi Banxxx. The difference being she was more thin with natural B cups. Her black heels were giving her the height advantage over me. I kept her in mind. Matt and I got done using the bathroom and we got to the bar to get 2 Heinekins. The 2 female bartenders, who are exempt from dancing, wore all black shirts, pants and shoes. By coincidence, that night was the birthday of one of them. One of her coworkers came out placing a cake at the bar table. I see almost all of the customers, bouncers and dancers group together in front of the bar to sing "Happy Birthday" for the bartender. This includes the people leaving the Blue Room. Not going to lie, it was the most wholesome moment I have ever seen in a gentlemens' club. After the singing, Matt and I walked to the blue room. Rouge stayed inside the Blue Room to dance despite Matt and I being the only ones in there. I had no plans to tip her. She barely made an effort to dance. Didn't even strip either. I even told Matt about my history with her. While Rouge was dancing, Naomi was about to walk right by us. I stopped her and requested a dance. Naomi and I walked back and I paid for a $30 dance for 5 min. I sat down and she followed suit. I asked her height and she told me she was 5'10. One inch shorter than me. Her long legs were spread out touching both ends of the booth we were in. Now I'm known for being a breast guy. However Naomi had me switching to an ass man as she was grinding on me. After the LD was done, I walked away smirking and met back up with Matt in the Blue room. He was still look for any girls to have a dance with. The recent girl on stage wasn't appealing. So we walked around towards the bar where most of the girls were busy with their customers. Then you see a small seating area on the other side have at least two to three women on their cell phones. While we were standing around, my ATF catches a glimpse of me. I'll call her Abigail. Pretty Slim brunette, round shaped head, C cups, and wore a one piece covering her lingerie. Once again I leave my friend Matt by himself to do VIP with her. $150 for 15 min. $100 goes to her. Abigail stripped down to her panties for me. Shes a nice girl being playful while she was on top of me. 15 min later, she follows me to the Blue Room. I paid $40 bucks for a massage from her. While Abigail was behind me, I saw Matt talking to Rogue. I knew that was trouble. A few minutes later, she walked away and another dancer in a bikini approached him. Ill call her Sara. Matt goes with her for a VIP dance and then comes back. He tells me Rouge complained to him about tipping her while we were watching her dance earlier. He got turned off by her and didn't want anything to do with her. Sara saw what happened and revealed to Matt (which he told me) that Rogue is disliked in the club for being entitled to customers and tipping. Sara also added some vulgar words within the conversation. I laughed and Matt knew how right I was to warn him. Before Matt and I left the club, I saw Naomi performing next in the Blue room dancing topless. There were plenty of male customers tipping $1s while she was shaking her ass. It got to the point where two female customers were giving her attention and one of them was spanking her ass. Imagine having both men and women aroused by you. At that point it was close to 4am when Matt and I were running out of our pocket money. Abigail was already about to leave as well and I said bye to her. So we dipped out. TLDR As friendly as the people are here, I can get too comfortable when enjoying myself. I'm still spending money of course. Still on a tier list, I will place this spot at "S". At the worst time, it can drop to a B.
7 mos ago
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Blush
53 Veterans Memorial Hwy Commack, NY 11725
Three strikes, I lost my appetite
I passed by Blush around 11pm to see if quality of girls were better. I was looking for my ID in front of the door. I found it at the same time the bouncer opened the door since he saw me on camera was suspicious. I go in and get my ID checked and pay a $5 dollar fee. As I walk in, there's four bouncers positioned by the booth on the left side of the entrance. Chill guys and I had no trouble with them, other than the thousand eye stare once in a while. The cost goes as follows: Massages are $20, LD are $30, VIP is $120, standard drinks are around $9 - $10, cocktails are $15+, food is $11 - $18 depending on your choice and champagne is around $100 - $200. The dancers have a dispute with the DJ regarding the LD room. None of them go back in the LD room which is located on the left corner of the main area. I had mixed feelings about that. It's a cheap dance for $30 on a black sofa but the DJ is on your right and can watch you. The place is well lit to see the appearance of the dancers and customers. There were more guys that than girls that night. Plus it was a dancer's birthday that same night. I'll call her Mia. Mia was occupied on the left side of the bar by a Hispanic guy squeezing her left breast. Security didn't mind so it passes. Shoot, Mia was one of the few girls who was attractive. Brunette with D cups and a turquoise bra to hold them milk jugs. The other attractive woman was the bartender. I forgot to ask her name. She was a brunette, well rounded tan face with nice C or D cups, nice tush and wore a long sleeve red jumpsuit. I'll call her Rouge. I ordered a blue lagoon, (no lemonade) with ice for $15. I gave Rouge some tip to thank for putting my drink in a beer mug, unlike the other clubs placing drinks in small plastic cups charging 2 dollars more. 3 bartenders working that night and Rouge had the most natural body. Most of the guys sitting at the bar looked somewhat displeased. Each time a girl performs on the stage in the middle of the bar, said girl walks around the bar looking for tip. Most of the guys give 1 or 2 dollars because some of the dancers don't strip during their performance. I gave a couple of singles from time to time. Still, sometimes those girls will annoy you to keep on adding towards any tip you give them. So now Im waiting for my friend, Stephen, to arrive at the club. As I'm waiting while finishing my blue lagoon, this Columbian girl, (I'll call her Rena) recognized me from previous visits. She was adamant on getting my attention ever since I got a VIP from her 2 years ago. Brunette, C cups, with a chubby face and weird looking BBL. Stephen arrived a few min after and we purchased 2 Heinekins. At the same time, Rena comes over and scoots in between me and the heavy built guy who sat next to me. When he didn't want anything from her, she directed her attention to me. I payed for a massage. It was decent. I told Rena I didn't want a dance despite her saying she was entitled to get paid for one. For that, Strike One. After Rena walked away, I had my focus on a blonde girl working the pole. Picture a shorter ponytailed lady gaga sans makeup with a nice ass, black boots and a flat chest. At least she was making moves spiraling around the pole. I give her a pass. While that's happening, Stephan and I are talking about sobering up to leave. In mid conversation, a brunette approaches us. (Let's call her Anna) She resembles the actress who played in the pitch perfect movie only with fake tits and talk like she was above the influence. Always grinning and saying weird shit. Doesn't help that the last time we seen her, she called Stephan and I "peasants" and stepped on my shoe when I wasn't interested. She wanted to hug me twice and I thought she wanted me to touch on her. She pushed back on the 2nd hug and threatened to "stick me up my mother's pussy." I locked eyes on her, she laughs and walks away. Good riddance. Strike Two After that mess Stephan was distracted by an Asian girl. Meanwhile I'm checking out the next girl about to go on stage. She was sitting in the middle row of the bar from my left side. A thick WOC with pigtails, big natural tits and wore glasses like she's doing tax return. She was decent and yet I kept asking myself why she always sitting down and I never asked her for a dance. Then when she got on stage, I found out why: from the waist down, she was all gut and legs. Her muffin top stick out more than her titties. The woman's resembled Squidward after he ate too many Krabby Patties. At that point I thought she was 3 months pregnant. Yeah that was Strike Three. Idk if somehow the VIP from her was free. Under no circumstances is she ever giving me the "Rasputia Latimore" treatment. Stephan and I finished our Heinekins, left and have no plans to go back. Before I ranked Blush on B tier, (From S tier to F) now the place has gone down to a C. C or lower is when its gone downhill and it's better to go to any other clubs. Unless you want raunchy women, it's a waste of time.
8 mos ago
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Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge
101 NY-109 Farmingdale, NY 11735
Mirage lives up to it's facade
The only way to get to it is driving in Broadhollow Road and taking the exit to Farmingdale Road where it's smack dab right next to the entrance. Right before I merged into Farmingdale road, a police crusier was standing in the ditch on the left side of the exit. I doubt that was a coincidence. Consider this a precaution. As you enter the parking lot, go straight down to get to the entrance of the club on the left corner. When you walk inside, the hallway at the right leads to the VIP section. To the left is a booth where a teller takes the entry fee and past that is the main floor. The bouncer was sitting right against the wall. It's $15 on Fri and Sat after 10pm. When I entered, the bouncer checkes my ID and gives a quick search. I asked the bouncer how much was VIP. He says $350 for 30 min and $700 for an hour. Mind you he also says cameras will be watching you. The minute he said $350, I decided right then and there that I wasn't spending more than $100 that night. I pay the entry fee of $15 by the booth Picture the bar shaped as the letter "U". The bar is in the middle of the main floor with the stage and pole inside of it for the dancers to perform. At the top right of the "U" is where you're entering from. The bathrooms are to the left of the entry way where you have to go through a small stairway. On the left and right side of the "U" is where the upper floors are. These upper floors both have comfort seats, railing to prevent any falls and multiple couches where LDs are done. The bottom of the "U" is where the DJ is mounted on top of the platform to oversee the main stage. There is close to a full house of customers who were outnumbered by the dancers. I counted 20 dancers working that night, excluding the 3 bartenders. 90 percent Columbians/Hispanics, one WOC and one caucassian. There were almost all attractive females. Still, you will come across some fake tits and BBLs. I prefer natural. I sat down in the bar and ordered a Heinekin for $10. I pregamed in advance because mixed drinks can go as high as $17. Unlike most locations where the dress code is casual attire, the bartenders can dressed up. They all wore the same outfit that resembled Mileena from Mortal Kombat. I'm not gonna lie. As a gamer, I was content. Plus they can do a short dance or twerk upon request. So now I get the first dancer to approach me for a dance. I'll call her Violet due to the color of her bra and panties. Brunette, slim belly, augmented breasts and with a semi athletic build. After I paid $20 for a disappointing massage from her, I asked how much an LD cost. LDs were $40 dollars and no surprise that Violet starts off asking to do VIP with her. First off, most of the LDs are not guaranteed to be topless. I saw at least 3 customers getting one and none of the dancers took their top off. Second, a dancer asking me for $350 DOLLARS after a lousy massage is asking the Giants to survive the playoffs after three consecutive losses. Its not happening! I was better off watching the dance floor waiting to see the talent. The floor itself was a few inches higher than the bar table. The girls who got on stage varied: some going topless, some full clothed holding the pole and rotating around it, others walking to the middle of the floor and twerking. One half naked Latina girl got down on her knees, shaking her ass right in front of me. Her pink thong barely covered her bottom and for that, worth tipping her a few bucks. So time passes and other dancers came by. Two skinny dancers, together, approached me in attempt to double my spending. I declined, even though they had cute faces. Now the bouncers walk around from time to time while some of the hot dancers are standing by the corner waiting for any male customers to seduce. While I'm finishing my drink, I noticed one bouncer from across the bar giving me the death glare. Bro looked at me like I stole his car. It was best to walk around for a bit. I finished my Heinekin and walk to the bathroom. Now it's bad enough the mens bathroom is cramped. Now theres a vendor inside who offers candy and asks for tip. I don't know how much the club pays this guy to smell piss and shit all night. To me, it's not worth the claustrophobia. I came back to my seat to order French fries for $11. I look to my right and see this guy "making it rain" for two dancers twerking next to one another. This guy looked like a tanned Frank Vincent with two chains on his neck. For three times, I see this dude drop a handful of 1's at I front of the dancers. After the dollar bills dropped on the floor, counted how much was there. I lost count after 25 cause one of dancers were picking them up. I knew I had to leave right after Frank Vincent left cause the dancer took all of the 1's that was dropped and she starting counting them right next to me in the bar. I finished my fries and left cause If I stayed longer, I'd be her next victim. This spot is more spacious with more room to walk around compared to the other clubs I have been in. The variety of women and the lighting within the club is a plus. However there's is little to no mileage if that is your thing. By putting this in a tier list, I give this spot a B. Im looking forward to returning.
9 mos ago
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Blush
53 Veterans Memorial Hwy Commack, NY 11725
The female customer had more fun than I did.
Depending on which way you're coming from, you can miss making the turn to drive inside the parking lot in Wendy's. By doing so you can stroll towards the back to get inside the club's parking area. Prices are as follows: $20 for massage, $30 for 5 min LD, $120 for 15 min VIP, food ranges between $8 - $14 and drinks range from $11 (beer) to $20 (shot/cocktail) to 100+ (champagne). Soon as you walk inside, security booth is on the left side of the door. Bouncer checks your ID and charges $5 for admission (Fri and Sat). You go through and you're met with the U shaped bar with the dance stage and pole in the middle. There will be at least 2-3 bartenders working to make up for the crowd. There are at least 5 booths for VIP sessions and one for LDs. As you pass the bar you're met with a hallway. Straight down is the women's lounge. The left is the mens bathroom and the right is the kitchen. I wanted to find entertainment last weekend and..... I was met with disappointment. I had to check the day of the week because the vibe felt like an average Tues. First off out of the 3 dancers I watched, only one was half naked on stage. Caucassian blonde with fake A cups stripped down to her black thong. Not my type, but I respect the effort. The other 2, whom may have been European looked like they didn't want to be there, let alone show some skin. The $12 mozzarella sticks and Heinekin zero had more taste than the girls working that night. At least the bouncers are cool as long as you get a minimum of one drink. The bartenders are friendly and sociable. One was distracting me with her BBL. Her ass was so big if she sat down, she's three feet taller. You know it's time to leave when two guys come in with their OWN girls. One of them is having fun tipping the dancers more than her man, let alone the other male customers, myself included. I stayed for an hour and bounced. There are better nights where a full crowd left no stool seata available, drinks were purchased every 5 minutes and at least 15 girls with different ethnicites are working. Maybe after midnight it got better. Then again I'm better off saving for another visit.
10 mos ago
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Scene Restaurant & Lounge
70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy Commack, NY 11725
I came for the talent, stayed for the atmosphere.
So the place is right next to a gas station. You walk in you're patted down by security. $10 entry on Fri and Sat. Those 2 days will have the most girls and the main stage (with the pole) towards your left will be open. I call it the blue room because of the lighting. The chairs and sofas are comfortable to sit on. Way better than the high tops at the bar. There is a window in that room where you will see the DJ. He announces the girls available to go on stage while the girls have to inform him when they're doing a private service for their customer. I enjoy the vibe around the club. No drama, you can sit by the main stage for as long as you like and the place is clean AF. From Tues - Thurs, the stage is closed due to less customers and girls. Tues will have at least 2 girls. 3 at best with five to six guys at the bar. Wed and Thurs has same amount of girls and male customers. 5 - 7 at best. Be aware that you will be approached by most of girls if they're not in the corner on their cell phones. If she's not your type, make it clear so you don't waste each other's time. Tipping is pretty cheap in which you can throw a couple of 1s for each girl. For the girl you prefer I suggest giving a 5. Worked for me when said girl came by my spot looking for a dance. The price are $20 for massage, $30 for lapdance, $150 for 15 min VIP and $300 for 30 min VIP. The VIP room is on the far left of the building. There will be a big Russian dude who takes the payments for the sessions. Six spots for the regular LDs and 5 booths for the VIP. There's more privacy with your girl in VIP. It was awkward having the guy stare at you across the room while a topless girl is grinding on you. At that point I put my face in front of the girls chest to avoid eye contact. The bar has 2 dancing platforms where one girl switches back and forth to show her moves. There's food as well to order. The mozzarella sticks are worth the wait. I think they were 9 bucks. For the drinks. It's best to get a beer for $10 or soda/juice for $5. Cocktails are too overpriced for $17 + dollars. Small cup with half the alcohol and the rest with soda or juice. Also bottled water being $7 is ridiculous. At least the female bartenders are friendly and attractive. Make sure to ask for the price before you put your money out. I rather pregame at that point. I had a blonde European girl with a funny accent and a large tattoo on her back who caught my interest since the year prior. Ill call her Fran cause she reminds me of the Nanny actress. A slim belly, great C cups, nice hips and a sweet ass to go with them. The last time I saw her was Jan of this year on a Wed. Her massages were mid. However let's say "the rent was due" when it came to the mileage For 15 minutes of VIP, I walked out satisfied. Never saw her again since that day. I came back last Fri to see how attractive the women were. There were more cute girls than usual and gave a better performance in the main stage. Most of them have natural bodies compared to the implants and BBLs who come and go in the club. Still there was more flexibility with them when it came to the mileage. That night I stuck with a slim brunette with B cups, a round head and nice thighs. I knew her from previous nights, but never did VIP with her until that Fri night. I had a good experience with her. She enjoys moving around a lot while on top of me. Other than that, I would stay for at least 1-2 hours before leaving. To me the best time to see this spot at its peak is on the weekends.
11 mos ago
Logo for Lipstix Gentlemen's Club
Lipstix Gentlemen's Club
‭3a Saxwood St Deer Park, NY 11729
Surprised how clean the place looks
My friend came back from the city and had extra time to check out this particular spot. Parking on the left side of the building wasnt a hassle. Idk why a food truck was in front of the building. We walked in, booth on the left side to pay the entry fee ($10 each) and the bouncer searches us. First time a club has a walk through metal detector. I didn't ask why. Bathroom is on the right side of the entrance. Clean af. If I could, I'd tip the cleaner. Now for the main floor. There's the comfortable seats on the left as you walk in. Not sure if they were reserved. Then again, we were the only two customers. A lot of pink and white lighting compared to the dark atmosphere with blue lights. At least it makes it easier to see the faces of the dancers, even though there were only two working that day. Drinks were cheap between $10 - 20. Half naked dancer walks up towards me with a vampirella top. I'll call her V. V was a brunette, nice face and pretty thick. Her B cups were ok while she was mostly caked up. ISTG her cheeks were as big as my head .According to V, 20 bucks to get grinded while sitting at the bar, 30 for LD, $200 for 15 min VIP. I told my buddy I be back while he was talking to the bartenders. Since I had extra cash, I took the VIP. 200 cheaper than Gossip, 100 more expensive than Blush and 50 more than the Scene. For some odd reason, the VIP rooms were closed. So the 15 min were spent in the hallway with us sitting on a small couch in the middle. Mind you theres a curtain separating the main floor and the hallway so some of the workers walk back and forth. Yeah i hope they fix those rooms. So V did her performance and felt the need to get "poked" while grinding on top of me with her one piece taken off. Even though $200 was a little steep, I was satisfied enough. I doubt I'll pay that amount again unless there's a bonus to it. Still I plan on going back to see how well the place goes at a better time.