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2 yrs ago
Logo for Cheetah Pompano Beach
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Cheetah Pompano is a blast
Me and my bud go after the casino. Self-parking 2 dollars, cover 10$ each, quick wand search by security and we're in. I walk in and taken away by the full nudity, this is the first full nude club I've been to. I have to use the bathroom, it's clean and has an attendant. All the seats at both bars are taken but other than that it's not very crowded, we sit at the stage by the second bar, a cute black server gets us beers 13$ for 2, there's this gorgeous black dancer(hottest in the club to me) doing her thing, only disappointing thing is she kept her undies half on. She gets off stage and beelines to a regular sitting beside me(my dumb ass tripped her up by mistake, she she made a fake mad face at me) I wanted danced from her but she was glued to her regular. The next girl was also a smoke show, a young Latina(Alexa?), who resemble Adult Actress Julz Gotti to me. I didn't pay her too much attention at first as she was mostly dancing for a regular seating right besides the stage when her guy finally got up , I took my chance to get up close and show her some apperception. She responding by getting on all fours giving me a full up close display of her ass(she must know that's what black guys like), it looked so tasty and she really knows how to move it. She flirted with me for the rest of the dance but when she got off stage she too made a beelined to one of her regulars at the bar, he had her for the rest of the night just going to town dry-humping her at the bar. The girl's the first miss of the night for me, not ugly but nothing to write about, average dancing, threw 2$ at her cuz nobody gave her any attention and I felt sorry. The next was a well tanned Latina with what I'd guess were fake tits, but they looked good, nothing too exciting about her too me. Next up is another hottie, Anika I think, who looks similar to a Latina Jada Steven mixed with idk who, she has a ponytail, a leg tat and nice ass, I make eye contact with her almost throughout her dance, the only other thing keeping my attention is this stacked dancer, best body in the place imo, over on the main stage who was really grooving. When Anika finally dropped her panties I was hooked and asked her to dance for me after her set, to which she said" of course baby". She tried to ask how and where I wanted the dance I think, but I could hardly understand her with the loudness of the club and her accent, I eventfully just told her to dance. She did her thing, full contact, I knew from watching the regulars that not much was off limits, still I took my time before straight feeling her up. It was a great dance, 20$. And just my luck, the thick girl from the main stage comes over topless, she reminds me of Ava Adams, and sits and my bro's lap, he declines her dance which shocked me she didn't offer me one but I chased her down as she walked away knowing she's not gonna turn down money. We go private, she's an even better dancer than Anika, it's like a handy with her body, she switches and now her tits are all in my face, my hands are exploring everywhere, it's great. Towards the end she's straight up just massages my junk with her hand, feels so good, and asks do I want another, I do, alas I'm out of fund. With that she's loses all interest begins to bolt, I shamelessly ask(almost beg) for a hug before she leave which she fake enthusiastically agrees to. We stay a little bit more, leave about 20 min before close. Good time.
2 yrs ago
Logo for Diamond Dolls
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Cheap fun at your fingertips, if you're looking for it
After checking out Cheetah's the night before, I decided to check out Diamond Doll I arrived around 1130pm, parking lot is very full, parking 5$, Cover 10$ Inside is packed, both bars full and most stage seats taken(a lot of them by dancers), I find a high top table in the back open. I order a beer 7$ and watch the "dancers". Compared to Cheetahs the dancers can't dance, most were just shaking around, some barely stripping as the songs continued, nobody was tipping maybe that's why it was so lackluster but you gotta have a reason to tip. The looks of the dancers were mostly good looking major exception for this fat ugly white (cuban maybe) girl and a few of the fake bodies girl that should be on the show Botched. Anyway, after seating down it didn't take long for the girls to start approaching me , they all say the same thing " Hi baby", " What's your name", "are you new here?", "nice to meet you" followed by either "wanna dance?" I say no to the first few, they'll always counter with "wanna go vip?", " want something private" or "what do you want?", one girl just started listing rates for fs and bj. they don't seem to take rejection well some get an attitude or really sassy. One girl who spoke the best English there pretty much insisted I explain why I didn't want to pay $300+ dollars to have sex with her, rolling her eyes the whole time. The first girl I did get a dance from was this tall sexy cuban girl with a decent ass and pair. Great contact, lots of grinding, hands everywhere. 20$, she even waited for the next song to start to give me the full time. 5/5 The next girl I got a dance from was one of the botched surgery experiments, I only got a dance with her(the only reason I came to this club really) was to see what a bbl/implants looked and felt like, not only was her ass more deformed up close than I realized, her tits were rock hard. She barely danced for me, the whole time she was begging me to go VIP so she can put me between her fake ass boobs , after feeling her tits and ass, I lost all interest in her. Soon the ugliest dancer in the club came over and told her something in Spanish, and she just abandoned my dance, and she was the only dancer one my trip to insist on payment(20$) upfront. 1/5 The third dance, from another tall good looking Latina, actually the first dancer I rejected, I went private(25) just to see what it was like, private was nothing special, room was decently sized but too dark, she wouldn't take her bottom off but the dance was good up until she stopped focusing on the dance and more on getting me to do VIP, when I told her I was interested, she tried to start getting dressed till I reminded her the song was still playing, she honored that and continued dancing for the rest of our time. 3.5/5 I got up and left 3 guys had taken the table I was at, I decided to just leave, I noticed some really good looking girls on my way out but I didn't feel like looking for a seat. Anyway if you want a sure thing in Pompano beach the girls here aren't gonna shy around about getting you what you want
2 yrs ago
Logo for Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
Good for a drink and a quick bite
Whenever I'm in the area I love to pop in for dinner and a show. The food is good and well-priced and the dancers always look good, and the area is safe. You probably already know the layout small, very limited store front parking, smoking and non-smoking sections each with tables, a bar and stage, and a girl on each stage. Admission was free, I sat a small table close to the stage , decent amount of patrons but wasn't too busy. Had a french dip with fries and a 2 coors= 40$ including tip There were plenty of dancers mostly white, some Hispanic and only 1 that I could confidently say was black. Few were really my type being that I'm an ass man, a big ass man, and big asses are in short supply in North VA. I also like black women, again in short supply in VA.( Is an affordable SC with thick black girls in a decent area is too much to ask?) The stage dancing wasn't anything to write home about, and they only strip down to pasties and thong. I still tipped all the girls after their dances, a dollar as a courtesy and 5$ if I liked you. The dancers don't seem really linger about too much, most just tip walk, second stage, and disappear. I saw one girl chatting with a table for 20 min or so, another had a brief convo with me during her tip walk, I told her "I can tell you really work on your routines," She was like "I'm glad someone appreciates it, it feels like a waste of time" etc She then tried to get me to buy a dance, I told her I'd think about it. She was cute and friendly but I'm not paying 90$ for a non nude air dance again. I'll be back, probably, I'm going down to South Florida and expecting to have my socks blown off down there, this club might seem too tame after I come back, except for maybe a quick bite
3 yrs ago
Logo for Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
First SC, decent place to kill time
I was in the area and needed to kill some time, I figured why not go to my first strip joint for dinner and a show. I been here before, albeit in the morning without the dancers, just for food and drinks and it was good enough to return. The place is rather small, with limited parking so a walked about 5 minutes there. Inside is split into smoking and non-smoking sections each with tables, a bar and stage, the smoking section is smaller. The bar was sorta cramped and the bartender moved me to a 2 top table and got me a beer. Service was decent, she kept rushing me to order food tho, to the point were she asked even after I had already ordered. The food was good and decently priced and I only had 2 beers, the total came out to about 30$ The dancers were what I expected for the area, a mix of races, but mostly white and Hispanic. I only remember one black dancer and she seemed mixed. All the dancers were pretty attractive, obviously some more than others. Bodies were mostly fit, not a lot of ass to be seen, though there was 1 girl whose ass made me say "damn", some had titties. Most had decent routines, some just stripped and tried to look sexy, only 2 really caught my eye. The dancers after they perform go table to table for tips, I tipped everyone at least a dollar and the ones I liked 5$. I worked at a restaurant and I know how it feels to not be tipped so I tried even though I didn't bring a lot of money which a few a the girls said the appreciated as they were several groups of gents not tipping anything. Anyway of the 2 dancers I liked I only got ones name, Naomi, she looked like a Great Value Violet Myers , I set up a dance with the bartender, the prices were crazy, 90$ for 15 minutes, there's hookers that charge less I thought but I went for it cuz I've never done it before. In the room the sign says absolutely no touching, I don't know the game at all but I asked her about it and she says for triple digits she'll do a contact dance, I passed, 190$ I would buy me a helluva time and with a SW. I enjoyed her dancing though, I wish she would take off her pasties or bottom at least. Anyway I see some of the appeal of strip clubs, this one is a decent place to eat,drink and chill, but I don't think they'll be my preferred hobby. Compared to escorts or even AMP there's too big of gap in cost and ease of getting what you want.