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B2C_UC

joined Jun 2022last seen Dec 2022

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3 years ago
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Muddy
USA
McMansions
I can't seem to keep my 600ish sqft bdrm very clean so I'm probably a good candidate for that tent community someone spoke of. If I ever choose to entertain guests, I'll obliviously erect at least one additional tent but also consider the option of setting up another next to mine or just call a maid to clean up the rats nest, pig stye, etc.. that is currently my bedroom. Once thing is for certain, decisions like these are most often made while drinking spiked lemonade from my rocking chair. Side note, I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Millennial although, I wish them the best!
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3 years ago
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Lockjaw
Nevada
STD Paranoia
it's your mind playing tricks on you since we've all been indoctrinated on the dangers of unprotected sex and told that it's a game of Russian roulette. Only problem is you don't immediately know if you got the chamber w/ the bullet but your mind will do it's damnedest to make you think you did. Now, that's not to say we shouldn't use those vile things however, on the times you opt out, just be prepared to give yourself a mental check every so often about it. Like your DR said, it takes a bit of time for all the nasty stuff to run through your body before it'll show on a test and for you to likely show symptoms, unless your dealing w/ a real nasty piece and the symptoms show up almost immediately as in the case below. In a former life while serving our country, i had the distinct privilege of going to Thailand where we were allowed to "cut-loose". word got around that one of the guys out visiting a strip club w/ his buddies, getting drunk and stupid, picked up a glass and drank it. the contents of that glass had just been sucked up and then re-poured into it via a strippers vag. His liberty ended soon after that, since his throat had completely swollen shut and he was having difficulty breathing. That's gotta be a real bad piece if it makes a mans throat swoll shut!
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3 years ago
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crazyjoe
Colorado
T Mobile Sucks Ass
Ive had T-mobile for a at least the last 6-7 years and I've been very happy but I maintain no contract w/ them and can walk at a moments notice. The big thing you should consider is buying your phone outright and then go to the provider you want. this way your not chained down to any bullshit fees if they start jerking you around. every phone i have added to my monthly bill is bought outright so, they want to charge me something extra i walk. they tried to do this in the early stages when i set my kids up. i bought their phones unlocked all so all that's needed is a sim card don't matter who's. Go into tmobile talk w/ the rep tell em i have availability for 8 additional line and i want 2 sims card for my kids phones and i ask him upfront, you guys aren't gonna pull any added fees or anything are you? he says nope, i say ok. i think 15 for each sim 6G data w./ rollover unlimited text/talk to include mexico and a host of other foreign countries, which i like. after the 6g you get throttled, which i'm fine with. Fats forward to bill time, it comes and there's an entire extra month in charges on my bill. long/short of it, they charged me an extra month since i made this change of adding 2 new lines 8 days before my billing cycle ended. lady told me that i said, ok. I'm canceling these 2 lines and my line transfer me to whoever i need to talk to to do this. And that's when she said it, Sir, you'll have to pay off the 2 phones you activated in full before you can cancel. I told her uh uh, i own my phones outright and wouldn't stoop that low to buy a phone from you guys then she hung up on me. So, i called back and initiated the cancelling process. Lady there asks me why i wanted to cancel and i told her the story and she said well,that's stupid, why didn't they just prorate the 8 days, i said beats me but that's what anyone with common sense would expect or do in my opinion. She started to do that and then said I'm going to send you a new bill and it wont be prorated and the amount from now on month to month will be 80. bucks. i said that works for me and I've been a happy customer ever since. That $80 was for 4 lines unlimited text/talk 6g data w/ rollover. kids each got a line and i have two. Of course now, i have added additional lines and it's no longer a reasonable 80 bucks but it beats the hell outta AT&T. at one point i was giving those bastards over 500 a month in cell phone and uverse charges. I put an end to that once i came to my senses.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Proud of not pissing my pants
Now that's classic!! Only thing missing was the camera crew and the phrase "Hi, Mr. ilbbaicnl, why don't you have a seat right over there" I would hope she wasn't intentionally trying to put the fear into you and the response came from a simple question that was posed. Otherwise, shenanigans like that don't sit very well w/me. of course, it could all be overlooked w/ a stern warning and spanking.
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3 years ago
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Muddy
USA
McMansions
Honestly, that sounds like a nice slice of heaven whodey, the fat bastard. I just worry, I'd pull that trigger and would go further insane w/ boredom and lack of entertainment. Still, i catch myself having visions of a quiet place w/ land on all sides and a small lake/pond for fishing. Then, I always see myself patiently waiting for trespassers or the "authorities" to venture up my driveway to tell me, I'm not living properly and i need to conform or else. That's when I start to roll the old Bronson, Norris, or Stallone movie clips in my head and my little slice of heaven turns into a blood bath of vigilante justice or a final stand-off to the latest perceived encroachment of my God giving rights and i think, maybe i need the grounded and intrusive lifestyle that comes with neighbors being 5ft from my bathroom window or the oversight of an HOA drunk on power informing me my trash cans must be out of sight within 12hrs of trash being collected. When honestly, I just want a quiet place where I can invite a woman, of age, to my home for a stimulating and flirtatious conversation that leads to her and i naked and ultimately her leaving w/ far more money than she had upon arriving. The trifecta would be her asking when we can do it again. I'm sorry, I've seemed to gone astray. All these responses are quality responses and further complicates someones decisions of where to call home and what that home should look like. I have a soft spot for the ranch brick homes you see in some areas of the US. i could envision that w/ above normal land, and the pond/lake nearby and vacation to all the spots i'm compelled to when the beast must feed.
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