Reviews by chunkychicano
Submit a ReviewPaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave
Springfield, VA 22150
Overpriced, mostly the same talent post COVID, average mileage
I have been here periodically since all the way back in 2017. At that time there was different management and decent talent, lots of variety.
Even now, once in a while,…
4 commentslast: 6 mos ago(chunkychicano)
Jun 15, 2025, 5:14 AM
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
Decent club, but same lineup for the past year and overpriced
I have been going to this club for nearly a year now. I went last spring, twice in the summer, went on Halloween weekend, as well as very recently. The lineup unfortunately has…
Mar 17, 2025, 7:02 PM
The Bodyshop
11313 Maryland Avenue
Beltsville MD 20705
Not really worth it
We came on a friday, minutes after midnight. We actually went to another club down the street, and came here to check things out. It was a $30 entrance fee. The stage…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chunkychicano)
Aug 4, 2024, 2:15 AM
Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road
Fairmount Heights, MD 20743
Extremely empty on sunday, poor talent
Went on a sunday night around 9:30.Its easy to get to and the area is not that dangerous because there’s nothing really in the area besides a church with a massive parking lot and ebony…
Jun 28, 2024, 5:48 PM
The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC 20010
Went on a Friday night, high entrance fees, subpar talent
We went on a Friday night late night. Had to be close to midnight but I believe just minutes before. Parking has to be done around the corner from the club; there are some…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BigYansh69)
May 27, 2024, 1:32 PM
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
Good value and bang for the buck for a strip club
Parking is tough, but its near DC so many people just walk in as it’s normal to walk everywhere in this area. Or some people park at nearby bank parking lots (which the club attendant…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chunkychicano)
Feb 14, 2023, 4:29 PM
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
Decent club, good food
This place is near the DC area, has no cover fee but they require buying food or drink. The food is reasonably priced, and the burger is decently priced, and tastes as good or…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(chunkychicano)
Dec 19, 2022, 4:04 AM
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway
Baltimore, MD 21231
First time, but hoping to return soon
The club is dimly lit with dark purple lighting and carpeting. There’s plenty of space available. Parking is tough. We came late Friday night.
Lap dances are $30 per song. VIP private rooms available for…
8 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(chunkychicano)
Apr 8, 2022, 12:50 PM








