Reviews by Fatstack

So, if you’ve read my previous reviews of this place, you’d know I have a complicated relationship with it… It is, for all intents and purposes, a shithole. BUT just because it’s a shithole doesn’t mean it can’t be fun, right? I drove into the pothole infested parking lot, where you get the option to park on the side of the road or in the lot in the dirt for $5… which, if it’s bright, sunny, and dry like a true Texas day, is fine. But if it’s rainy and muddy… good luck! Still better than paying $10 in the proper parking lot, though… After you park, you still gotta pay the entry fee, which is $15 plus maybe a $1 tip to the door girl who giggled in surprise when I told her to keep the extra cash. There’s also usually a stern security guy out there who once almost turned me back because he thought I was drunk (I was sober as fuck!). I was dressed like a slob by Dallas standards, sticking to my plain Middle American inclinations which is fine for this place because it doesn’t apparently have a strict dress code. Just to meet the requirements for this post, I’ll quickly describe the interior: shitty and dark. In all my years, I’ve never been down to the border with our enchanted neighbor to the south, but I imagine the vibe is quite similar. There are three dance stages with poles, and a “box” in the corner with a slab of wood for “private” dances. Note the quotations. The girls on the satellite stages never look particularly enthused, as if it’s all charade before the meat and potatoes of the dances. In days past, I’ve come in and all the girls start clambering for your attention, which is probably instructed by the managers who know their natural inclination is to sit on their phones with their friends. Especially for us gringos, they can be doubly entrenched if they suspect we don’t know the tongue of their ancestors and recently departed motherland. Don’t take it personally, boys!! This time, I came in and there was no reaction. My social anxiety induced me to make a quick sprint to the booth, where I was told I had to move to the smaller tables, which I did. The servers these days are keen to let you sit there without a drink if you buy a dance. So I refused the $10 beer and proceeded to fish… I have a bad habit of just going with the first dancer who presents herself to me, but this day I was in a financial surplus and willing to take one girl just to show the others I’m willing to pay and not just gawk. This 30-something, I’d assume Cuban woman, approaches and asks for a dance. She wasn’t thick; she was pudgy. Maybe like a 6/10, but she’d do for my strategy. We get in the booth, and she’s off to the races. Not a great dance, but a lot of energy. Before long, she lets go of all pretenses and signals she wants more with her words, grown woman that she was, in unflowery language. Since she was just a warm-up dance, I declined, but asked if she had friends, and she lit up and said, “Sí!” We walk out of the booth, and I’m told to pay a fellow sitting in front of the booth $25 She walks me over to two of her “friends” or business partners or whatever, and then tries to get me to pay for a three girl dance. I looked at her blankly and veered the conversation, with my limited Spanish, toward a dance each with each of her friends, to which they happily agreed. I take the first friend much younger than my first dancer, and much thicker and well proportioned with a huge ass… might’ve been fake but I couldn’t tell, and it looked so I didn’t care. Her dance was as energetic as the first dancer’s, but this time I too was more “excited,” due to her being more attractive and triggering an almost ancestral reaction to her curves. She leaned over me as I whispered sweet nothings in Spanish which, it was quite obvious, she enjoyed. Like her friend, she too wanted more, but I politely declined… and we proceeded to exit as I paid the booth guy $60 and grabbed the final friend. She was darker; I thought she might’ve been Black but she told me confidently she was “Indio.” Not as curvy as the second dancer, but still pretty. We go to the booth, and her dances were more stylized. She leaned all the way back, forcing me to catch her. We looked into each other’s eyes smiling, and I was feeling mass simp. I told her ten dollar tip for a kiss, to which she agreed and gave me a deep kiss. She didn’t ask me for more like the first two, and feeling sensationally satisfied simply by the electric dances alone, I walked out with her, paid my final $60, and left the building pretty happy with myself. Best trip to bonitas I’ve had in a while….”more” not even needed

Tigers Cabaret is now Baby G’s. So they should probably update on the listings section. I never went when it was Tigers Cabaret. If you know anything about Dallas, there used to be an iconic Tigers Cabaret sign up front the highway driving towards the northeastern side of the city. It’s now a Baby G’s sign. I drove over to a poorly paved hilly and pothole infested road. And drove past the iconic Malibu “girls girls girls” sign to the right of the baby G’s club. I parked my own car near the front, because I didn’t see the valet. He popped out of a car he was parking and told me to park in the back which I did I walk into the rather unremarkable looking( from the outside) club. I walk over to the front door and ask the guy for the Down Low on the name change. He said they have new owners so they decided to change the name. In truth, the ordinance law probably had something to do with it but I didn’t pry…. I asked how much the cover was, and he said $10. So I said fuck it, paid, and walked in. As I walked in, I wasn’t particularly impressed. There were two satellite stages and a bar as soon as you walk in The club was dominated by Latinas(as much of Dallas is). Mostly Cubans if I’m not mistaken. Most were white passing though. I walked in and sat down. Everyone kind of stared at me, probably shocked to see a gringo in the club but I’m used to it atp. I love Latinas, and I go where they go, so fuck it. As is usual with some clubs in Dallas, the girls largely ignored me except one. This tall thick as a brick dark haired woman walked over to me. I honestly forget the name she gave me. But she said she was from Cuba She had thick lips, breasts and ass that were pouring out of her outfit. She spoke limited english but asked if I wanted to dance to which I said “por favour” Now this may sound confusing, but compared to most strip clubs in this puritanical country, this club blows it out of the water in terms of milage. In terms of Dallas standards, it’s middling. She walks me over to the dance or vip area which is this small box area with some couches. I cash app her the money for the dance and she starts slamming her fat ass on my crotch. I grasped her breasts as she did so. All fully clothed. We continued like this for about 3 songs and got up. I asked about OTC or extras and she flat out said she didn’t do that I sat back down in my seat. No one approached me about getting a drink but I think it was about $10 After several minutes of no one else approaching, I got up and left To be honest, I wasn’t completely disappointed in the place. But I don’t see any strong reason to return either and as such I probably won’t I don’t find myself in the northwest part of town often But as I noted earlier, if you’re from the middle of nowhere midwest and passing through town you’ll probably love this place all the same

If you have been reading about the Dallas strip club scene through this site and others you may have gotten the sense of some changes. And you would be correct. One of my favorite strip clubs formerly XTC now Dallas showclub is a shell of its former self imo. It has no distinctive quality setting it apart from Bucks wild or Tigers Cabaret or Spearmint Rhino Luckily for me Chicas Locas BYOB is carrying the legacy of the XTC big booty almost cartoonishly thick women that use to operate at XTC. Now I realize a lot of white guys over 45 will disagree and thats fine. Thats what this review forum is for afterall. Now to get to the meat and potatoes…. I pulled up to club. Me a random gringo in a sea of latino guys as per usual. The parking lot was as shit holey as ever. Massive craters and broken concrete. As you drive past, you see the archaic signage of the “Cabaret Royale” that was there before my time. You’ll see to the left, the standard original Chicas Locas Dallas. On the right is the new BYOB Chicas Locas Dallas side only open past 8pm Now the original Chicas Locas from the inside looks faded with cheap old fashion decor. Apparently its suppose to be topless only but….idk about that one lol I walk to the desk and ask about going to the other side. The desk girl said it’s cash only. I was a dollar short. But she says its ok, I can use my card at the byob sides desk So I walk over…. Between the clubs is a garden of sorts. A mix of strippers and workers sitting in chairs smoking or vaping. Someone that I didn’t know called out to me as I walked by…”Hola Papi!” but I kept walking….. I walk into the BYOB lobby which isn’t much better then the original’s lobby. I give her my debit card and pay the $25 cover charge. Yep, quite pricey. What I saw next made it almost worth that cover charge….. Disco balls, girls in cages, and bright lights. I was born well after the 80s and 70s but this is what I Imagined they would have been like I didn’t want pressure to buy a drink so I sat along the edge. A gorgeous Afro Latina waitress walks over and asks if I want anything. She says water is $10 and a bottle of patron or whatever is like $75 or something. I buy the water and survey the place Once you walk in there are 3 stages. Similar to the other side. One main stage and 2 satellite stages with bars along them. Along the left side is a bar. And below the stages are clothed tables Now, to discuss the main event, the girls. The girls ran the gauntlet in terms of weight and height. The closest thing they all had in common is NONE were rail thin. All were at least moderately voluptuous. Some just more voluptuous then others Put all this together. This is the closest since my time in Dallas it felt like it could be Toosties in Miami level. A short but full bodied cuban girl approached me. She said it would be $40 a dance. Again pricey but similar to the XTC days. I wasn’t that attracted to her so I declined Then a giant ass insanely thick girl approached. I looked carefully at her face. She looked a little older. Which is fine by me. She also quotes me $40 and I take it She brings up some steps in a room across from the main area with a lot of chairs. This side is full nude so she gets fully nude and lets me roam anywhere. It was a solid dance, so I give the $40 after one song and go back to the bar area I survey the club for a bit, declining away bottle girls and dancers alike when I suddenly see this tall and full bodied girl near one of the satellite stages I made eye contact with her when she suddenly looks away pretending not to see me. As some of us know sometimes the girls can be “particular” on who they dance with. Especially they look like they don’t speak Spanish No matter. With that I take the cue to leave. To be honest, despite that brief and strange final interaction. I’m quite impressed by the place. Its keeping the spirit of XTC alive after the City of Dallas tried to kill it. One of these days, I’m determined to walk into this club with like 1k and just splurge for what I think would be a great time In sumation and in honor of the season, this BYOB clubs is making Dallas Strip Clubs great again! But as we all know we’re not and cannot go back to the past. This new club is showing the way for the future…and thats great!

I consider myself someone that embraces change. Nothing stays the same, and what comes next might be even better then what was before However, sometimes, thats not the case. XTC is no longer. XTC is now Dallas Showclub. USCL should probably take note of that. And it leaves A LOT to be desired. I had not been to XTC since its (name change?) to Dallas Showclub. I wanted to check out the new club, so waited until the evening as thats when its always popping I drove into a large parking lot that had been cut off by orange cones because much of it wasn’t being used I walked in got patted down and walked through a metal detector. Charged $10 for a cover which was cheaper then the XTC days Everything up until this was point was the same as the XTC….then I walked through the door. White cloth covered the tables in a cheap attempt to make it look fancy I guess. Cheap candles on the table as a added gaudy garnish I usually sit in a corner black chair to survey the club. No more corner chairs. There was a pool table there now. Other then the tables and chair location, there were still 3 polls, a upstairs, and a bar in the back. But it didn’t feel like that magical place as it did in the XTC days. A true party atmosphere. This felt dead What made me most disappointed tbh though was that there were no Amazons. This place was formerly known for hip hop level large asses. Tall stallion Amazon women That is no more my friends. These days it was standard strip club fare. Skinny latinas, black, and one or two white girls. The horror. I sat at a table near the stage. A skinny black girl approached me. She was…fine. But not what I expected from how the club was. I bought her a $13 dollar drink and nothing for myself and she treated me to a $20 dollar dance. Only did it because she said she was new and was nice enough Dances were nothing to write home about, especially as I had become demoralized by the decline of what was an amazing club I left. Hoping to check back in a few months hoping they have at least amazon baddie just like the old days

I ended up being in the Northwest Dallas industrial area so decided to head on over to the first Dallas Strip club I’ve ever visited and still love to this day Crazy girls or Chicas locas! I drive into the rundown parking lot and park in the front which is free in the day time. At night apparently only the back of the lot is free I walk to the front and notice something that will be fodder for my next review. They have opened up a BYOB all nude section thats opened thursday-saturday! As soon I visit I’ll let ya’ll know with a long review! Back to the main club, I walk to the desk. Pay the $9 plus $1 dollar tip for desk girl Club lay out is the same. 2 satellite stages. 1 big main stages. Bar to the right side of the club. Pool tables to the left Now, as I’ve said in both my bonitas/ locas reviews I’m a gringo. Like obviously a gringo and if some of the girls think you can’t speak spanish they may not approach But i’m the kind of guy, I like to be approached. Not vice versa. And luckily coming in the afternoon, raises the possibility of being approached regardless I bought a water for $7, and paid with a $10 which the waitress just took without change lol I was approached by all kinds of latinas. Tall, short, heavy set, but I went with a girl with a fantastic body, slim thick but pimple filled face. It was her attitude I liked I suppose, as she pointed to me and said “I like this” meaning that I’m a gringo lol So I take her up for one dance, up the spiral staircase, the dance wasn’t as high mileage as I’d of like but it was still solid and the girl was 6.5/10 I paid her the $20 and we parted ways. Then I was approached by an old uh “aquaintence” at the club. She use to be tall and thick but had slimmed down to her detriment in my opinion. I had never given her a dance before but I wanted to ask her how things had changed since I’d last been to the club She told me one of my favorites left Dallas behind and moved which made me sad tbh. Then she gave me a pretty high milage dance, kissing my neck and offering a “great time” in VIP. I declined, paid her the $20, (though I noticed she looked disappointed), thanked her for the dance, and went back down stairs The thing about strip club politics is if girls notice you start taking all these other girls up, more start coming. But before that could happen a afro latina girl bumrushed me, and asked for a dance. She had a cute face and fat ass so I said yes immediately Up the stairs we go! She proceeds to give me a high milage dance, and let me touch everywhere. She was very high spirited and energetic. Told me she was from the DR. She said we should get “compencha” which I later found out was a drink but I didn’t have time One funny moment was her ass was so fat, I slapped it hard with my hand. She immediately starts moaining in pain. I started to apologize when she laughs and said “ no baby, I like it!” 10/10 experince. 7/10 girl. 12/10 ass. I paid her the 20 plus 5 dollar tip and made my way to the exit. Upon reflecting, Chicas locas girls are not the best looks wise. But they make for it in giving a good experience and in the more relaxed atmosphere compared to XTC. It’s also not as gritty as Bonitas which is a plus. Also major plus, I brought $150 and had difficulty spending it. So pretty cheap Next time I’m reviewing the new BYOB for ya’ll so look out for it

I left a review for this place a few years back. Much has changed for myself, for this club, and for the Dallas Strip Club scene in general Let’s get too it. Basically, Dallas’s “finest” and city government passed a ordinance not allowing Sexual Oriented Businesses to be open past 2am. If you know anything about this club, it closed at 5am. It was an after hours spot. A strip club but also a nightclub of sorts with all walks of life in Dallas coming to hang as well as see beautiful girls . Now all that is against the law. So until it’s fought in court, strip clubs being open past 2am is illegal in Dallas. So much “freedom” With all that settled let’s get to the meat and potatoes. XTC as I knew and reviewed 2 years ago no longer exists. It’s no longer a after-hours all nude BYOB. It’s now a full bar strip club. I went on a Tuesday night because that is when I most enjoy to go. Less men but plenty of girls. I drive in to a rather lightly filled parking lot. There are usually less men on Tuesdays but unfortunately there were barely any men there at all this night. A sign of the times I park my car for free right next to the entrance and walk over the grass area. I walk through a metal detector ( from the bad old days) and am patted down. I walk to the desk and pay them the $10 cover. This cover is less than the previous $20 cover from before which…isn’t a bad change. I get my arm stamped and am greeted for the first time by a bottle girl asking if I wanted a $2 beer. I decline and sit down in my usual location on the left side adjacent the club. Club layout is same as before. Bar in the back of the club. 2 satellite stages. Leather chairs throughout the club. And a giant stage with a metal poll. Also a upstairs that I’ve yet to be up too until now…… As try to make sense of some of these changes I’m a approached by a thick/chubby Mexicana. She isn’t fat but she isn’t slim or even slim thick. She had long jet black hair, red lipstick, and seemed to be of the light skin Mezito variety of Mexicana She was aggressive. She hovered face over mine in a sensual manner. She asked if I wanted to go somewhere more private and explained that to go upstairs you pay $40 for the night. Having never been….I agreed. I go and at the spiral staircase am greeted by a large man who gives me a wristband for $40. We walk up and she takes me to the “vip”. Now this is just another strip club scam really. The “vip” has leather lounge chairs and what not but area she took me too were black cublicles seperate by long black slabs. If I hadn’t done this out of curiosity sake, I’d of felt ripped off. But I didn’t care. We sit and the mexicana gives me a pretty good high milage dance. Aggressive ass throwing, grinding, sensual touching, and breast play. But I should note you will not find “everything” as the cubans say, here. But as far as a lap dance it was pretty solid. After the dance, we talked for a bit. She admitted a lot had changed for the club since they were no longer afterhours. That there was an air of desperation now. We talked about some of other deeper stuff too to really get to know each other. After she, said it’d be $100 for the dance. She said the math was $20 a song. She probably counted our talking time too but I agreed and forked over the cash Better then paying $40 a song for full nude if I’m being honest I went back down to survey some more of the talent. There were certainly beautiful girls there but only a few “amazons” like before. Tall thick and beautiful girls. Not sure if they were working different days or nights but having not found any I decided to leave In conclusion, the drastic position this club has found itself in, has created a temporary benefit for the customer. $10 dollar covers, cheap drinks, and $20 dances even if they aren’t nude. Still a solid strip club even if misses it’s edge The problem is…idk how much longer it can sustain itself. Definitely felt like the end of something. All I can do is hope the ordinance goes away soon.

This is a review of perhaps one of the most polarizing clubs in DFW. So polarizing I myself am conflicted about it. Not just the club myself but my recent visit Let’s begin….. Another boring tuesday afternoon. Honestly…the absolute best time to go to a strip club in my opinion. Less competition from other patrons, and depending on the club, you can find yourself in essentially a haram situation Here in DFW, while the strip club scene isn’t quite what it use to be, according to old timers anyway, it’s still relatively robust. Latin clubs vs black clubs vs mainstream clubs all in near equal stalemate for dominance I’m not Latino, but I have inclination towards Latinas and thus towards the latin clubs. Language barrier be damned. It’s given me a chance to improve my spanish imho. 😇 Hence, I decided to check out a club I hadn’t been too in a while. Chicas Bonitas. I drove into the absolutely war torn looking parking lot where the attendant collected $5 bucks from me to park on the side area. I walk in and hand over the cover fee for $15 and bizarrely have my drivers license scanned just like before. Wish they wouldn’t do that. Outside a young guy was trying to make conversation with me saying that the girls inside were “sharks”. Honestly, all this did was let me know nothing had changed I walk into the dimly lit club. So dark you literally almost can’t see. Also very small. There was a bar on the left side walking in. A couple of jumbo tvs playing futbol/soccer. And three stages with poles …..and no dancers…..in the back was a kitchen and the bathrooms. The place is almost beautiful in its commitment of being a pure shithole in the wall The club was absolutely packed. But not with any male customers. All with dancers or other women whose purpose of presence I wasn’t sure of, dancer or patron. This would have been heaven, except, as a gringo I think the girls were wary of me. I had heard, that the authorities had recently given the place more scrutiny and perhaps they thought I was a cop. Not sure tbh. The waitress came and asked if I wanted a beer for $6 which I agreed to with the help of google translate Suddenly, I’m approached by a morena. For us gringos, a morena is basically a light skinned black or darkish brown girl more or less. Full black girls are called negrita or something. Anyway, I couldn’t really see her face. It’s THAT DARK. She had a rocking body but it felt wrinkly tbh Since she was the only one who approached me, I took her offer for a dance in the “vip”. As described ad nauseam, the VIP here is a fucking joke. It’s a slab of wood around a cramped little room with other patrons As soon as we got in, I regretted it. I got a proper look at her face and wasn’t impressed. But went through with the dance with a plan to leave as soon as it was over. I’ll give her A for effort I guess, but in sort of desperate energy type of way. She was making up for her lacking in other qualities. It wasn’t her fault. Father time comes for all of us. It’s coming for me as we speak! That said I come to these clubs to escape, and while the dance was VERY high mileage, I just felt underwhelmed. Once it was over, I thanked her, paid her $100 and walked out of the club feeling dissatisfied My final thought on this club is one of inconsistency. With the inconsistency leaning more towards regret every now and again. Sometimes I go, and I feel great! Like Im truly at some cantina on the border. And sometimes I go and leave borderline depressed. It’s getting to be the only solid clubs are baby dolls(where I often get ignored), bucks wild( pricey) and XTC( pricey and dangerous reputation) I would say go and see for yourself though because the “fun” in this club is the aurora more then the dancers themselves sometimes

I was on a search mission for one of my favorites from back in the day. Hadn’t seen her in literally a year as I’ve grown tired of strip clubs during the day but just wanted to see if she was still there as I thought she was quite popular Didn’t end up finding her but got the opportunity to see how much the club has changed. Pulled up to the parking spot in that almost majestic(nostalgia talking) but rundown looking mansion. Orange cones now covered the parking spaces immediately in front of the place. You now have to pay for parking which was not the case the last time I came here. There was also apart of the unused side of the club that they had an after hours side they were working on. But considering the recent ordinance on SOBs staying open past 2am, I think thats on hold for now….. This place has changed quite a bit since I first started going a few years ago….. It use to be you can go at night and not pay a cover. But the apparently they have new owners and everyone pays the 10 dollar ( technically 9 but the desk girl always takes the extra dollar for herself, no big deal) now when they come in. But I went in the afternoon where you always had to pay a cover so it was whatever anyway The format was still the same inside. Desk girl out front. Stairs adjacent to desk girl where you walk up with the girl for the dance. In the main area, are a number of tables in 3 major sections. One section the back side of the wall on the same side as the desk girl. 2nd section adjacent to the first from the left next to a pool table. 3rd section right in front a gigantic main stage. And two satellite stages in between the 3rd and 1st section. The satellite stages are usually where I grab the girls from with eye contact and tips. Finally there is a bar on the right side of the club across from section 2 and adjacent to the main stage area The waiters here are actually pretty chill. She asked if I wanted a drink for 7 dollars and I said no and she was chill about it. I asked for water, not sure how much the booze was. So yea they’re pretty chill EXCEPT a few of them do commit credit card fraud historically so if I were you, always pay everything in cash here to be safe. Place definitely feels like what the border or mexico is like. And that includes slight air of sketchiness and sketchy behavior. Part of the charm I guess too The quality of the girls have declined I’d say. Every time I go recently Im not impressed at all with the dancers. It looks like half of them are there with their boyfriends or friends. Last few times I’ve gone, I took 10 minutes to get approached. I know I’m a gringo but come on lol I’m not going to judge the dancers appearances too harshly as I’m a bit out of shape myself but there really wasn’t much to look at I thought. Some girls just looked plain and overweight. Still a few lookers though to be sure but very few and far between. Plus, as lookers, they were constantly snatched up by other customers I was pleased with one dancer who approached me who I think was either from DR or cuba. She was relatively in shape and mocha skinned. I thought she was beautiful but I was looking for my “fave” and told her maybe later. I wanted to see if dances prices had changed but she confirmed they were still 20 a dance. From her vibe alone though I felt fun could still be had upstairs but also got the vibe that the place was stricter then it use to be. I was there for about an hour and didn’t see my girl….and had only been approached by the cubana/ Domicana….so I got up and left. I wasn’t disillusioned by the changes but it did make me question returning anytime soon. Maybe I’ll go back every now again but it just feels like better options are out there….. I shudder to think what a chair fort and vip costs there now. It wasn’t really worth it back in the day to be honest at nearly half a k but now it makes it seem like even more of a waste considering much cheaper options. If that after hours place ever opens I’d definitely check that out though!

I have been to this club before and had heard they recently opened for day shift hours. Having had some fun here before it seemed like a potentially good time. Unfortunately, it left me thinking the club still needs a lot of work to develop its day shift talent When I heard they now have day shift hours, I went over to see what was going on. I drove in on a typical 100 degree Dallas day. There were maybe 6 other cars in the huge parking lot, that at night is filled to the brim with cars. The building’s exterior purple paint job also looks gaudy in the day time I have to say I walk through some metal detectors managed by armed security. I pay a coverage charge of 10 which is only half of the usual cost of 20. AND this includes a FREE lunch. Unfortunately this was the height of my day time visit … As I walk, in the club looks as similar as it usually does. Tables with fake lightbulb candles surrounding two satellite dance stages and a large massive stage at front. There’s a bar in the back and a skybox at top looking over the entire place. There’s also a upstairs that have yet to go to because all of my dances have been at the couch chairs downstairs I walk in and grab a seat. There are a group construction worker guys there on lunch throwing money and drinking coronas. Since there was only 5 girls, it took a minute to get approached. The girls looked to all be hispanic except 1 black girl. All were pretty enough but no standouts like at night time with tall mixed amazonian type goddess women at the club I wait for my free lunch, still waiting to be approached and end up talking to the waitress who informs me day shift has consistently been slow since they started it a few months ago. I get my FREEEE food which was just ok but it came with the cover so whatever As I eat, one of the hispanic girls approach. She had a round butt and her face was ok. She speaks little english so the conversation doesn’t go far before she quotes me 40 for the dance. Considering how long I waited to be approached, I just ate and the girl was not worth a 40 dollar dance, I declined. Had she been a tall Amazonian goddess women like the night shift I would of went for it but alas After this decline, I surveyed and sized up place. I realized it had been a complete waste of time tbh. Prices too high. Food is mid. And the club in the day time has this weird gaudy atmosphere I can’t put my finger on I’ll still come here late at night when I have money to blow but I’ll wait a few months to years on the day shift to develop. Honestly, my love of strip clubs in general is fading and evolving into…something else. More travel focused….more straight to the point…..maybe I’ll even hit the gym But such things come with age and the onslaught of time I suppose. I guess I’m just sick of concrete bbl girls charging me hundreds for them to touch me Anyway, till the next visit

So this was the first time I visited Vegas. There is a Spearmint Rhino where I live that I’d never been too, but thought since I was in Vegas why not go for it Sapphire seemed too expensive and like the ultimate tourist trap. Chicas bonitas probably would of been fine except it was way up in North Vegas and I did not want to bother. All the other clubs were a combination of these two, so I settled for Spearmint I Ubered over from my hotel and immediately your struck by the grandiosity of the building. Huge roof over the entrance with a black carpet. There are multiple large security men at the front door. They’re pretty cordial and professional I’ll say despite their mean mugs. After they pat you down and ask for your ID, your in front of a caged window. Its 43 dollars( 40+3 dollars tax) to enter When I went it was absolutely packed. The club was huge with lounge chairs and tables everywhere. Lined on the back were the VIP booths With customers AND dancers. Dancers of every type of ethnicity. All the women were more or less stunners and beautiful. Most seemed pretty polite as well, although some did appear standoffish. I was mostly approached by girls of my own ethnicity which is fine. But I always felt the point of fantasy worlds like strip clubs was to get approached by girls you have a harder time approaching in real life. Not sure if this direction by the club itself or not though The dancers all said dances were $25 for 3 songs. It was something like $1100 for a vip booth with a bottle. I was quoted 13 for rum and coke. And 7 for water I asked some guys adjacent to my table what the dances had been like and they said they were “pretty great”. And “touching” was allowed. Though I didn’t get the vibe this place was particularly high milage considering how much of a tourist trap Vegas I only came here on a whim and didn’t have much cash on me besides the cover. I was approached by 10 dancers that I had to reject because I didn’t find them attractive or seemed all business. After a while, I decided to leave but with the determination to return with at least 300 more dollars. Next time will be better I think but this place definitely has potential

Had sometime in the middle of the day and wanted to relax by heading to one the clubs. Wanting to take a break from the grittier( arguably funner) low end clubs, I thought I’d try one of the mainstream clubs thats often talked about. I got some cash, and headed over to Bucks Wild on a sunny Tuesday afternoon. The club is situated just off the highway in the gritty industrial part of Dallas. No Valet parking in the day time, but a good number of cars still in the lot I’d say After parking you walk into this rather ordinary plain looking building aside from the fact that “bucks wild” is slapped on the side. The desk girl was quite stunning and gave me hopes for the club itself. Getting in was about $10 in the afternoon. As you walk in you’ll notice a typical strip club set up. There’s one giant and long stage that stretches to the center of the club. There are two poles in on the stage with two girls dancing at the same time. The girls were lined up along the side of the back of the wall along the bar area. This club has not been resistant to the Cuban Domination that has swept Dallas the last few years. But I can report it’s weathered that transformation better then other clubs. Most of the girls spoke english. Most the girls were at least quasi attractive. Most were friendly and professional. It was a diverse mix of whites, blacks, Latinas and Asians. All united by a defining feature of relative quality appearance I sat down in a front table near the stage. I was consistently and politely approached. One was a mixed looking black girl. One girl in purple colored outfit with beautiful black hair. And the other was a tall blonde Colombian girl All three of these girls seemed( or at least acted) interested in holding a decent conversation as well. I’ll say that it felt good to be able to communicate clearly with the dancers, considering language barriers at other clubs. I ended up taking only the mixed girl for a dance. While making plans in the future for the other two. The only major sketchy downside is that the mixed girl walked me into a area of the club that I didn’t know required me go pay $10 to enter. Only realized this after the dance. When the guy guarding the place shook me down for the money. Also she revealed to me during our rather standard lap dance that she was high ( off what I didn’t ask). Dance was $40 for full nude. A little annoyed at being tricked to pay for a VIP I didn’t ask for, I sat back down in my seat. Saw two more rather pretty girl next-door types were on stage. One winked at me from the pole. Haven’t had that happen in a while. After a few minutes I left. Upon reflection, this clubs ambiance and sheer “Americanness” is what stood out to me. Dancers were there who actually knew how to provide decent customer service. Girls you can actually communicate with and have a cultural understanding. Felt refreshing to be honest. Buck’s wild is considered the archetypical club here in DFW pretty much, but I’d say it stands out in at least trying to provide for the basic minimum in customer service. Certain clubs aren’t around here can’t even do that much lol

I’ve heard about this place for a while now. I’d had actually visited it briefly a few months ago but didn’t stay long enough to make a impression. This second time visiting was also brief but I felt like I got an idea of the club for a potentially fuller review, down the road. It was Tuesday afternoon and I was bored so I thought I’d give chicas bonitas another chance. I pulled up into what they called a parking lot but that was actually more like a pot hole filled lot where cars happened to be parked. I had to give the car attendant $10 just to park. I think he also mentioned that you could park on grassy side of the lot for $5 but couldn’t fully understand his Spanish so went with the ten. You walk-in and a woman takes your drivers license and scans it which, as I’ve read with other reviews, is completely invasive and ridiculous. Literally the biggest negative of this club in my opinion. After the scan, you pay about $10 to enter. This was the middle of the day in the middle of the week, and there were still plenty of girls everywhere. Probably about 20 girls and 6 customers total. I definitely got the vibes of a place on the border somewhere. Like in some old outlaw movie. Not a negative for me as someone whose comfortable in what some may call a developing country environment but may turn off more first world mindset folks. But the place felt like it had strong party atmosphere vibes. I walk-in with a bar to my left, tables scattered about and two stages along the left wall and right wall. There was the area of 4x4 wood planks they called a vip room as well. Reaggaton blasting of course. I have to say one interesting about this place is there are a lot of Mulattas and black girls here. Most were still mezito and white type latinas but it’s nice to have a good mix. Personally I liked that about it overall, but that might turn some off I guess. But two of these type of girls were on both of the stages. I looked up to watch and both made strong eye contact with me. Both were lean and quite pretty. After the song rotation one approached and felt me up, but as I just sat down I wanted to get more of feel of all the girls first and told her to come back later. She left with a good attitude I’d say. Another bigger girl approached minutes later where I told her the same thing. Also left with a good attitude. No major push to buy a drink or anything which was nice. I kept scouting for someone I actually truly wanted but it never came. I ended up leaving after a few more minutes. I think I’ll return to this interesting club and will write a fuller review later. A lot of the pluses were the party atmosphere and actually having some black latinas. Negatives were the license scan, and dropping $25 before stepping into the club. Don’t come expecting Spermint Rhino or something and you’ll be fine. Could be a reliable dive in the future.

I had a long dragging day at work and decided to treat myself to a night out on the town. After a nice dinner and restaurant, I hit up Dallas to see the goings of the strip club scene past midnight. I had heard about Pandoras Men Club and XTC being open late into the morning so had to choose between those two. I chose XTC Dallas because of all the legendary exploits i’d read about. With these stories in mind, I made sure be watchful of my surroundings and keep a eye out for any shenanigans. Anyways, I drove up to the club with a wide sprawling parking lot and security cars meant to look like police cars everywhere. Even past 2am it was busy! I found my parking spot and proceeded to the entrance. It seems I wasn’t the only one to hear of XTC’s legendary scene. There was a long line made up men and women of various ethnicities. I get patted down after walking through a metal detector and show my ID. I Pay the $20 dollar cover and enter into a large, packed, florescent colored strip club. The Club is BYOB but they sell food. Dance stages with poles were peppered throughout the club with one big main stage in the front. There were leather chairs next the stages and I struggled to find a place to sit at first. What stood out to me first was the women. These women were absolutely gorgeous. Latinas, Redbones, black girls and blonde white women. All tall or medium height. Thick, voluptuous and beautiful. At least the ones I paid attention to. There were large amount of customers so I wondered if I’d even be approached. This concerned passed as a tall black women approached me almost immediately. She had a thick accent and told me she was Latin. She wanted 40 for a 2 song dance which I obliged if only to signal to other dancers to approach. She gave me a pretty good mileage dance and left. After this, a brownish skinned girl from Cuba approached. She was gorgeous and I happily paid 40 for a dance upfront which clearly pleased her. She gave a good mileage dance similar to the girl before her. I inquired about VIP but her english was broken so I’lll have to inquire further next time. Another gorgeous friend of her’s approached so I got another 40 dance from her well at the same time! After this, we said our goodbyes and I left. YMMV. But I never felt unsafe despite the hip hop vibes. This club undoubtedly has a bad history but hopefully it can turn it around for a brighter future.Meanwhile, I have plans to absolutely come with some bottles on my next trip to XTC!

Was bored out of mind and went to this place on a tuesday afternoon. Got to the place and gave my 8 dollar cover. Place was close to empty. 6 customers. Only 5 girls One on stage. The rest at the bar. All decently attractive but none out of this world. Bar tender was respectful and friendly. Only one girl approached me. Overweight girl from cuba. Got a $20 lap dance upstairs from her on a open area leather couch. Thanked her and went back downstairs hoping more dancers would approach. None did. Gave it another 20 min, then decided to cut my losses and left. Only spent $30 so not feeling to bumed. But have decided to stick the one in Dallas.