I remember this night like it was yesterday. When the Reverend was done with me he flung me off his pee pee and I spent a month under the bed before the cleaning lady found me. One of the dogs chewed on me but I only had a small tear.
I second the motion to add San Jose Goat as Rick the Goat. If he gives us any trouble we can skin him and make more condoms!
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