review comment
3 years ago
I do appreciate the various comments. At the time I wrote this review, I wasn't sure how explicit I should get, since I had hit my limit in reviews I could read and they all had been extremely tame in that department. Now with a month of membership, I think I understand the ropes a bit more here. So if you all will allow, I now present you with an addendum:
After I paid $200 and went back to the VIP room (I assume that's what it was, but it wasn't referred to explicitly) I wasn't offered only champagne. I won't go into specifics, but suffice to say what they offered wasn't my cup of tea.
Anywho, after playing titty ping-pong with my face things did get more explicit. The one to my left decided to liberate the little me from my jeans. For a bit they took turns stick-shifting. Eventually I found myself bottomless. The dancer to my left clearly found my stick was a little too stiff, so she took it upon herself to apply some WD-40 to it. While this was all fine and good, eventually I did ask the dancer with the more abundant chest if I could put little-me between her assets. She happily obliged me, and eventually the other dancer got in on it too. Unfortunately little-me was a tad desensitized due to being grinded (ground?) upon for a while, but the visual of the moment was something to behold.
Finally one of the girls broke out a raincoat for my guy and they begun the pièce de résistance: a double CBJ (I like to refer to it as a "Sandwich"). The final act of their show was short but intense, reaching its climax rather quickly. This is the point where the experience truly did come to an end.
I do want to note that all kitties were kept inside their cages at this time, and I never even made an attempt to pet either one. So I cannot speak to the potential for any mileage upgrades in that regard. There was also mutual kissing, but nothing lip-on-lip, which was also ok with me.
As I mentioned, the two girls gave me their numbers, but I do not believe it was for anything OTC. They texted me after I left, and then again the next day, but both texts seemed to be just attempts to get me back in the club.
The experience was certainly memorable and I flip back-and-forth over weather it was truly worth it. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity as far as I'm concerned. But that being said, it was A LOT of money. Looking at my bank statement right now, I would say I'd prefer to have that money rather than the memory, but what can you do. After reading reviews of other venues, I could have gotten something comparable elsewhere for less money. I would recommend going to the DC, but I would also recommend bringing only cash, or keeping your card on lockdown. I never attempted to barter down prices either, which was definitely a mistake. Much like falling off a bike, this was a learning experience.
And finally, some response directed to individuals:
- Papi-Chulo: I really appreciate all the insight you've offered up. For the record, I did choose the first dancer as I had turned down a prior offer from another. The second one I did not choose, but I also did not object because she was fairly attractive. I definitely do need to take charge much more in the future. So thank you again for your advice.
- BlondeRX: That's kind of you to say.
- Whodey: This addendum was largely targeted towards your comment. I wanted to assure you that, while I am a sucker, I am not that big of a sucker lol.
- Desertscrub: I've seen you all over reviews and I don't understand: you seem to think 90% of reviews are ads or shill reviews. I'm not sure how to change your mind and frankly I don't care to. But I am curious. Is always accusing everything of being an ad some kind of gimmick/character you play, or are you being sincere? Either way, whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.