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Cucamonga

Joel Cairo
joined Feb 2020last seen Sep 2024

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6 months ago
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johnnynyc
Massachusetts
Consistent and Fun
The two girl team can be great IF they're both hot. It's horrible when your CF is trying to force her ugly friend on you. But I had a two girl a while back at FD. Each of my hands on a hot ass and four boobs in my face. I'm surprised I ever left!
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7 months ago
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Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
STRIP CLUBS ARE NOT GIRLFRIEND STORES ... One Customer's Perspective
Ok. I'm almost 60. I've been doing this For years and years, on and off (depending on what else was going in in my life.) I agree that you're not going to find the love of your life at Mr. Happy's stripper emporium. But in my pursuit of OTC experiences, I have stumbled into several relationships that would be hard to categorize one way or another. Some were more transactional with specific amounts set. But I remember also going out to plays and comedy shows and tourist attractions with these girls and that was not part of the transaction. I've also had at least 3 "girlfriends" with whom I "connected" in every sense of that word. None of whom asked for money. Sure, I bought them gifts (jewelry and the like) and I paid for our activities. But one would do that with a wife! Oh, they were all seriously attractive 8, or above. And I am no handsome prince I'm just a good talker I guess. I remember (I will Remember this on my deathbed) on my first date with one of them I was about 60 seconds away from offering her money for what I wanted, when she looked at me and said "I want you." I came to realize that she would have been completely offended if I had made that financial offer. And she was the hottest of the three. So.....you never know.
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7 months ago
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ZacMC333
Getting Attention From Girls At A Regulars Club
I don't understand the problem. I just tape several $100 bills together and wear it as a necklace.
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7 months ago
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BQws2
Quick Fun Night
What is a "slim thick" girl?
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