Reviews

You find Bare Den in the middle of a forrest and since I was there at night it looked like nothing was around except I passed an outdoor sports rental place. I came in and…

2 yrs ago1

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

Rain Delay Made for a Busy Sunday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've been to Imperials a few times before and it's in the back of a strip mall and the frontnhas 2 doors. One for the SC and the other for Imperial Cocktails. The serve booze…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Jet Strip Sunday Trip

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I stopped by Jet Strip on a Sunday because it was real close to the airport and Bare Elegance is overpriced. The parking lot is big and there weren't any hobo creatures lurking so it…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

It was a Dark and Pony night!

One dark and stormy Sunday night I went to Paradise COI after striking out at Synn COI. I walk in after getting a mil discount from the guy taking money at the door. It's…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Missed Connection with an Eva Franco Lookalike

I've reviewed this place before and I keep coming back because it's a nice vibe. Layout is a stage behind a bar and some of the stage spills out to in front of stage seating.…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

Super Small but Nice Bartenders

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I never went to this place when it was Temptations, but from what I hear they really cleaned up the inside. I go in and some dude in all black with dreads checks my ID…

Silk

Passaic, NJ

Hot Bartenders. Ok dancers but ESL!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went into Silk on a Tuesday and it's the same layout from when it was PD. Bar in the center with the stage behind it and the LD room is in the back and…

2 yrs ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

You can save $100 if it's not busy

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I've reviewed this place before so go back to get the club layout. Got there around 12:30 and they just opened about 30 min prior. Never a cover. The bartenders are super attentive and told…

2 yrs ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

7UP Latina Afternoons or Eastern Block Nights

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It's right of Rte 19 and the intersection can be a bit confusing to enter their lot. Once inside no ID check unless the dude is in the chair and no cover. It's like half…

2 yrs ago3

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, NJ

D-E-D DED! I Shoulda just kept walking past!

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Stepped into the place around 3PM and I immediately regretted it. There was one overweight and over age dancer who made a b-line for me and I told her I couldn't get a dance because…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, NJ

The wrong side of 50 and 150

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Got to Sunrise on a Saturday afternoon and it looks more like a sports bar from the outside. It's a stones throw away from the entrance to the St Joe's Paterson Hospital. They advertise…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Lusty Ladeez!

Walked into Lust on a Saturday night and the place was packed full of dancers. Mostly white or AA. Paid $20 to get in. This place is in the back streets of Martinsburg area and…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, VA

Anal Beat TUG-O-WAR Bait and Switch!

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Went to PP on a Friday night when thy advertised anal bead tug-o-war and I was greatly disappointed. Paid the $12 cover around 10 PM and was wanded in by the bouncer. Place was pretty…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

Weird vibe with the PBA and Sassy

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've been to PD a few times before so you can do a review of my reviews for the layout and the girls. This particular visit had a few red flags. First off on a…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

YMMV if you find a keeper

Went on a Wednesday night and it was a bit different from the Latina Dominican train that normally rolls through here. It's a typical NJ bikini bar with a big bar in the middle and…

The Harem

Lodi, NJ

Warned by a dissatisfied PL!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Went to Harem on a Thursday night and paid $11 to get it because the guy saw my military ID. Parking lot is big and it's right next to a sex store. The inside of…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

Overflow into the LD room.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Went to Imperials on a Saturday after midnight after getting wired on Vietnamese Coffee at the OC shops. Paid my $11 because homie gave me a military discount at the door. You can't drink upstairs…

Dreams Club

Wilmington, CA

A CCHD Starlet was there dancing.

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I've reviewed this place before so I won't bore you with the details. The best night to go is Tuesday nights when they have a $90 for 15 min deal or $180 for 30…

3 yrs ago

Dreams Club

Wilmington, CA

You can have fun if you find the right one

Walked into Dreams on a Sunday night and the place was packed full of dancers. If you want to see their lineup follow them on IG. Also if you want to get in free follow…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, CA

Fun to be had

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Walked into Bliss on a Friday night and as far as customers go it was pretty dead and I got there around 11. But there were at least 10 girls. Cover was $20 no discounts…

4 yrs ago1

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

I Attract the Big Ones!

Went to Paradise in COI after a long COVID absence and for a Friday I was disappointed. Paid the $15 fee with military discount and the dude had me go to the bar because he…

4 yrs ago1

Club Rouge

Richmond, VA

Shock-HOE BOTTOMS!!!

Walked into Club Rouge on a late Saturday afternoon only 2 girls dancing: Reesa and Jade. Paid the cover with a $20 and they gave change back in funny money (Rouge Dollars). They did say…

4 yrs ago

The Harem

Lodi, NJ

Look for clues that Frank Sinatra is playing

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went here on a cold Friday night with my puff coat and they made me check it with my beanie. Cover is like $20 bucks but they got a military discount for like $11 plus…

4 yrs ago2

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

Not Bad for the BING!