San Jose Guy is 100% correct. Guys who go arriba with smoking hot 21 year old women and have amazing sex are chumps! They are playing the chumps game.
Guys like me and San Jose Guy who have never been to Tijuana are the true winners. We aren't chumps. We don't take smoking hot girls arriba. We don't play the chumps game.
Instead, we hang out in our basement typing 1,000 word essays on TUSCL and then jerk off into a sock afterward. That's the way to roll.
Don't play the chumps game! Do what San Jose Guy does! He's my best friend and mentor! He taught me everything I know!
He taught me to switch hands and use both your left and right hands when jerking off. Thank you San Jose Guy!
Are we meeting up again next Saturday to play Dungeons and Dragons and to plan our fantasy organization?
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