Comments by Saturn5

Damn 3 strip clubs in the same night?

Too many AA girls. I wouldn't even go there if there were any extras because of that.

Veronica the blonde pig? She needs to find a new line of work.

The final nail in the coffin is that ALL of the dancers are black, and half are fat and black.

Will they be selling Mother's day flowers outside there again this year? Haha

Well how did my dick taste? Haha

Is that the same Sasha from the 19th hole?

4 times in 3 hours? Riiiiight.

Closed again by Governor Dickhead and Mr. Rachel Lavine, MD.

Always eat her ass instead. On a stripper, it's the cleaner of the 2 options.

Still appears to be closed due to Covid as of November 2020.

Poop tables are glass coffee tree tables that you lay under and watch a girl poop on it. It's also known as the Chicago Hotplate. I highly recommend it.

Did that old hag Skyanna finally retire?

Fantasia had an amazing body. She can grind her pussy and ass in my face anytime.

Well if any strippers are reading this and need some cash hit me up.

She was there Saturday but she went in the back with some radiator hose

Haha. I was wondering that myself. I am real, and so are my reviews.

Skyana needs to retire. They should fire all the girls that remained and hire all new ones.

That place really needs 2 bartenders per shift in the evenings. It takes 10 minutes to get a beer sometimes.

The DJ only plays black girl R&B music now, since 100% of the girls are now black.

Fantasia is awesome!

Agreed. They could use this golden opportunity to clean house and start over fresh. Get rid of the 40-something year old skinny white girls and the 220 lb black girls.

All of the South American ladies seem to have been deported or something as well.