Reviews by pnykio

I stopped by Cheetah Pompano on a Monday around 5pm. Parking was only $2, which was a nice surprise. For an early weekday visit, there were actually a decent number of girls around. That said, most of them were on their phones, aside from the four dancers on stage. One of the girls at the far-right bar stage stood out she was gorgeous, natural, and definitely the highlight of the floor. I asked her for a dance, and while she was great, I was surprised (and a bit disappointed) to learn that she couldn’t sit or dance on my lap on the main floor that’s reserved for the back room only. I went with two floor dances ($20), enjoyed them, but then decided to call it a night. Overall: chill vibe for a Monday, low parking cost, but the rules on floor dances were unexpected. Worth checking out, but know what to expect if you’re hoping for more than stage viewing and floor dances.

Parking: Parking is either valet or limited street parking. If you’re driving, expect to pay or circle the block a few times typical Miami strip club setup. Not the worst, but definitely not convenient. People: The vibe inside was lively. A mix of locals and tourists, with around 50 dancers working the floor. We grabbed a table near the small upstairs stage not bad for a chill view. Staff was professional, and the dancers were friendly, but there was a definite “upsell” energy going on throughout the club. Price: Cover was either $10 or $15 my buddy covered it, so not exactly sure. A round of gin and tonics for three came out to $35, which felt fair. The lap dances, though, were a different story. One of my friends paid $35 for a dance that lasted about 30 seconds before the dancer immediately asked for another $35. Felt like a hard sell, not a good time. Overall: Stage shows started off tame dancers weren’t taking their tops off, which felt strange for a strip club. Eventually one dancer did, and she had amazing glow-in-the-dark piercings, which was a standout moment. But the slow start and constant upselling weren’t the vibe we were after. We dipped out not long after. Bottom line: If you’re ready to spend big and don’t mind the hustle, Gold Rush might be your scene. But if you’re a casual visitor just looking for a good time without dropping stacks, this probably isn’t the spot.

I stopped by Pompano Bobby Trap around 6:30 PM and parked behind the fence for just $2 pretty reasonable. Entrance was free, which was a nice perk. The place was already filling up, with a lot of tables occupied, so I grabbed a seat at the bar in the back near the mirror. Since it was still happy hour, I went for a double gin and tonic good pour for $7. Not long after sitting down, one of the Cuban dancers actually remembered me from my last visit about five months ago, which was a cool surprise. Ended up getting two table dances for $20 with her, and the mileage was definitely worth it in that spot a lot of stick shifting and touching. If I had brought more cash, VIP would have been tempting at $250, but I’ll save that for next time. Overall, solid experience for an early visit—good atmosphere, reasonable prices, and quality entertainment. Might have to plan ahead and bring a little extra for VIP next time. Rating: 8/10

PLACE: $5 to park near the front and $1 for the sketchy back lot. PEOPLE: Bartenders and hostess were friendly. 2 for 1 cocktails and beer til 7pm. The girls ranged from 7 - 9 and most of them are in there 20's and 30's. I arrived at around 5pm on a Thursday. There were about 25 girls working mostly Cubans with a few white and black chicks. PRICE: Cover was free since I arrived at 5pm. Lap dances on the floor are $10 with great mileage. Private dances are $25 and are up stairs behind a curtain with 4 stalls. Mileage varies but usually you can ask before if its ok to do certain stuff. IMO lap dances are worth it here. I have never done the 15 minute room but I have been inquired about them and most girls charge $250 8/10 Overall, Booby trap is a great strip club with reasonable prices and quality.

PLACE: Fee to park. Think it was 2 or 3 dollars. PEOPLE: Bartenders and hostess were friendly. The girls ranged from 7 - 9 and most of them are in there 20's. I arrived at around 2pm on a Monday. There were about 25 girls working mostly Cubans with a few white and black chicks. The girls are either on their phone in a group or hounding customers for dances. PRICE: Cover was free since I arrived at 2pm. Lap dances on the floor are $10 with great mileage. Private dances are $25 and put stairs behind a curtain with 4 stalls. Mileage varies but usually you can ask before if its ok to do certain stuff. IMO lap dances are worth it here. I have never done the 15 minute room but I have been inquired about them and most girls charge $300 8/10 Overall, Booby trap is a great strip club with reasonable prices and quality.

PLACE: $2 parking lot with many spaces and great lighting. 9/10. PEOPLE: Bartenders were nice had a gin a nd tonic for $10. There were about 25+ girls working with mostly Cuban girls, Caucasian, AA, and 1 Asian girl. The girls ranged from 7 - 9 and most of them are in there 20's. Overall, dancers and bartenders I interacted with were great. No one harassing me to constantly order drinks or pushing dances on me. I would rate it a 9/10. PRICE: Cover was $20. Lap dances on the floor are $10 with great mileage but be careful some girls will try and charge $20. Private dances in the back are $25 sitting on a long couch with curtains dividing each seat. Security will also walk around frequently. Mileage varies but usually you can ask before if its ok to do certain stuff. IMO lap dances are worth it here. I have never done the 15 minute room but I have been inquired about them and most girls charge $300 8/10 Overall, Cheetahs is a great place to get awesome floor dances while you watch sports.

PLACE: Free parking with limited spaces. I arrived at 2:30am and most of spot were taken. Had to park all the down that sketchy street. I'm always scared to park against the wall in fear someone might back into my car. 5/10 PEOPLE: Bartenders were nice. ordered a Modelo on draft think it was $7. There were about 25+ girls working mostly spanish and white. The girls ranged from 7 - 9 and most of them are in there 20's. Overall, dancers and bartenders I interacted with were fine. I would rate it a 8/10. PRICE: $20 entrance. Lap dances are $25 or $35 a song . I got a few dances in the $25 room from a gorgeous Colombian, a lot of mileage with some grinding, touching, and licking. I can tell she enjoyed it too but she kept saying the cameras might see her . IMO lap dances are pretty solid. Overall, Scarlett's is a great after hours strip club with a night club attitude.

PLACE: Free parking lot with many spaces and great lighting. There is even a guy in a golf cart who can drive your party to the entrance of the club. Once you enter there are 3 stages one big one in the middle and 2 smaller stages on the right and left side. This place has very high ceilings so it feels massive. Finding a place to seat was tricky but if you don't mind standing at the bar you should be good. Vixens is a great place to watch any kind of sporting event because there is a giant screen on almost every wall. 9/10. PEOPLE: Bartenders were nice. ordered a Modelo on draft think it was $6. There were about 25+ girls working with mostly Cuban girls, Caucasian, AA, and 1 Asian girl. The girls ranged from 6 - 9 and most of them are in there 20's. Overall, dancers and bartenders I interacted with were fine. I would rate it a 8/10. PRICE: Free parking. My buddy had free entrance cards he got from las olas. so we didn't have to pay cover. Not sure what the cover is, but I'd assume it's $20. Lap dances are pretty pricey with a 10 entrance to the back area and either a $25 or $35 a song room. So I got 2 lap dances at $35 and it cost me $80 total. Not really a lot of mileage with some grinding, touching, and licking for 2 2minute songs. You can definitely get more mileage at other strip Clubs. IMO lap dances are not worth it here. 4/10 Overall, Vixens is a great place to hang out have a drink, look around, and watch the game. If you looking for lap dances this is not the place.

PLACE: Solid Gold. Free parking with tons of light. Valet is offered but, not sure for how much. I arrived before 7 so there was no cover. Inside the club is nice with 2 bars one at each end of the main stage tons of tables and a steak house in the back. Facility of Solid gold I would rate a 7/10. PEOPLE: Bartenders were nice. ordered a Modelo on draft think it was $6. There were about 6 girls working and 4 regulars at the bar. The girls ranged from 5-7. One of the girls (5) approached me for a dance since she was leaving soon, I declined. Overall, dancers and bartenders I interacted with were fine. I would rate it a 7/10. PRICE: Free parking and entrance before 7pm on a Friday. Price I would rate 10/10. I stayed at Solid gold for about 3 hours because I wanted to watch the Heat game. Once I got my beer around 7pm more dancers started to trickle into the changing rooms and they were hot af. By 8pm the club seemed to transform with over 10 - 15 girls working. There was one that caught my eye, a beautiful Spanish girl from Spain. She had an amazing ass and tits and her face was gorgeous. After talking to her for few minutes I decided to get a private dance in the back which is priced at $30. The private dance is essentially a bunch of love seats with dividers between them. The dance was amazing I went for 3 songs and the mileage was definitely worth it IMO. After my dances felt satisfied so I went home. Did not even finish the Heat game.