Reviews by BenBoobs

Two bars, drinks are 6-8 dollars, 20 on a drink card gets you 25, lap dances are 25 or 35 per song topless or nude, VIP is $140 per 15 minute segments. Have been easing my way back into the club and this review is for a few Sundays. Sundays are tough lately I feel like it’s the Ivana show and everyone else takes a back seat, she literally runs the place and is racking and stacking clients to go for a VIP. My first Sunday about a month ago I was sitting there asking myself what all the fuss was about. Ivana is a taut blonde girl with poofed up blonde hair like a euro Pat Benatar, she was so busy in and out of the VIP it was comical. Rotating between old PLs like me. I wasn’t feeling it or seeing why there was so much buzz. And then I saw her dance and it was something else. Rhythmic gyrations exuding sexual energy and I tipped her graciously and she asked how long I would be there and I said not sure, anyway she never made it through her long line of suitors to get to me. But each Sunday she would mouth to me “30 minutes, can you wait”. And I would just shake my head, on a recent Sunday she came over real pouty and said how can I fit you in. I instinctively grabbed her by the waist and pulled her to me and said by going to a room now haha, she giggled. Her waist is incredible it’s all muscle. But alas she had a queue 5 deep so I could not explore. So Sundays are hard but occasionally you run into some other gems. Lineups: Ivana - Described above hot hot hot but so hard to get time with. Emily - Petite with small boobs but good mileage. Good time in the VIP. Sage - Really thin and pretty but as some other reviews have indicated also has a line sometimes, I’ve only done LDs but she is great. Carmelita - Buxom Latina with huge fun bags. Had some issues with the dance but I like em squishy. Kinsey - New dirty brown hair. Good mileage but doesn’t seem like she’s figured the club out yet, Kai - Asian hottie one of the hottest here, Caught her on a random Sunday. So cute and worthy of a VIP though I had to leave in the middle, Jada - Large AA / Latina haven’t gotten a dance but looks fun. Shelby - Brunette older. I actually liked her music selection haha. Saggy but fun in the back. Ella - Tall Asian good stage performance but rumored to be a bit rippy offy in the back. Piper - Lots of tattoos, I used to get dances with her but now don't. I won't make a huge deal why publicly. Renesme - New boobs. Still hot. She avoids me though, oh well. Chelsea - Super hot with some fake boobs and some tasteful tats. Rumored to be low mileage. Bobby - Petite brunette big boobs nice ass beautiful smile no back room details Danny - Redhead pale well proportioned, great LDs but ran out of time for a VIP. Courtney - Blonde with saggy b cups okay figure. Not too interested.

Two bars, drinks are 6-8 dollars, 20 on a drink card gets you 25, lap dances are 25 or 35 per song topless or nude, VIP is $140 per 15 minute segments. Havent been to the club in awhile and did not recognize a lot of the girls. Contrary to recent reviews there were many AA and Latina girls working. I can’t give too many names of the Spanish girls since I usually figure out who someone is when they get announced on stage and they were all hanging out in back talking to each other. On stage saw Sage (thin white with brown hair long face nice body), Bella (average body wearing a half tee bleach blonde half sleeve tattoo), India (cute white girl brown hair pierced boobs), Parker (slim AA does look like Gabrielle Union like someone said before, total knockout and really touchy freely), Sheena (brunette with bigger boobs than her frame), Luna (maybe Latina? Reddish hair, thick, pretty and good conversationalist), Lauren (tall thin non tattooed blonde), Alex (white brunette Eastern European shapely), Nicolette (enhanced brunette with okay face), Amy (short brunette with massive guns). Danced with India and she was great. Guess she is new and was at Caddy before. Did not do VIP. Tried to get Nicolettes attention but she was complaining to a manager about how “it’s always the same cheap skates here”. Got turned off by that and moved on. VIP with brown haired tall white girl name started with C. Priceless convo. She didn’t know anything about the super bowl asked who was playing. I said Kansas City and San Fran. She asked where Kansas City was. I told her Kansas. She replied “that’s weird who would play football there?”. Then she asked if I had equipment for playtime because she forgot to bring hers. Of course said yes. We played I paid and then she started talking about all her pets. And she had a lot of them. I had to leave. But it was a fun afternoon.

Went back to Desire to see if I could finally get some time with the elusive tattooed white brunette spinner I’ve been eyeing for months. A size boobs decent ass nice smile. Thank god she was working. I went over and said hey when are you free but she had a bunch of appointments I had to maneuver. Finally she freed up and we went to the CR for a 15 spot. Tipped the time guy a little extra but don’t know if that helped. When we were back in the room she got very robotic with the dance. Holy shit she is short when she takes off those heels. We talked about all sorts of things, her life, sexual preferences etc. When we got to specifics about my preferences for what we could do next she wouldn’t do any of the things I wanted but she was pleasant - good contact - some acting “moaning” but just didn’t do it for me. We left the room on good terms. $150 damage. Dream denied. Feeling unsatisfied I went back to the bar and tried to drown in my sorrow. Met a couple of girls at the second bar near the door to the smoking area as they came in from a smoke break. They reeked of cigarettes which I hate. So the conversations were short. Then met another beautiful white spinner name starts with D. She whispered some sweet nothings in my ear while massaging me all over. Well I had to go back to the CR. We agreed to a 30 minute with kind of level 3 expectations. And gentlemen she did not disappoint. If the weather is cloudy you should consider bringing a raincoat. We were actually finished activities about 15 minutes in so we just hung out, her nude, me? Well semi exposed. Really cool time. $380 damage. The best part is afterwards I headed to the head and she went to the locker room and asked me to wait for her. She came back and still hung out with me near the stage for another 30 minutes and we kept talking. I have her number and maybe I’m a regular now? Oh the horror!

So I think everyone knows the deal on the layout of the club. Two bars, dancers linger in between which is cool they aren’t too pushy. Don’t know why there is a low urinal for kids in the men’s room haha. Sat by the second bar near the non CR dance rooms. Hot Asian bartender Laurie (sp?) working today. Sooo cute. A couple of beers for $7 each. Talent was average though ranging from super hot Alex and Leilani to Jasmine who I do like but has put on some lbs. Had some dances with Stevie who is about 5’5” smallish boobs. She was nice but didn’t get a CR vibe. Sat next to Parker on one of the couches in the main area and she looked like she was falling asleep. Offered her a Red Bull or something caffeinated. She declined and went to the locker room. Had a great convo with Emily but she had a regular come in and take her up to Lust. Observed a small brunette with tons of tattoos with a constant round trip to the CR. Literally watched her go in and out with at least 4 guys over the course of 90 minutes. Couldn’t get her attention she was so busy. Just didn’t find a connection today for some extracurricular activities. I do like this place but it would be nice to have a better grasp on who is working. At least there is no cover charge in the daytime.

Even on XMas eve this place was fairly busy. No cover which is awesome. Had a few drinks at the bar. Was solicited for dances by Parker and Destiny (I think). But then found my true idol in Renesme. Wanted to do lap dances but she convinced me to skip the line and go right to CR. Well about 10 minutes in I gave her a Christmas present in the form of a sample of my DNA. I’m not sharing details on where it was deposited. But she did not come out of the dressing room for the rest of the time I was there. Two hours.