Reviews

25 reviews by Cristobal

Gold Palace

Tijuana, BC

The Birthday, the Bachlor Party, and the Tijuana First Timer, Part 3

A birthday, bachelor party and Tijuana first timer filled an entire weekend with naked women and alcohol, as we hit up 7 locations, our first two stops was Cafe 269 and Distractions Lounge, then the…

3 yrs ago1

Distractions Lounge

Huntington Beach, CA

The Birthday, the Bachlor Party, and the Tijuana First Timer, Part 2

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A birthday, a bachelor party and a Tijuana first timer led to weekend filled with plenty of naked women, booze and partying, as we visited 7 different locations, our first stop was Cafe 269 (see…

4 yrs ago2

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, CA

The Birthday, The Bachlor Party, and the Tijuana First Timer, Part 1

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

A convergence of a birthday, a bachelor party and a Tijuana first timer led to a overload of nudity, alcohol, and good times as we visited 7 different locations on a party filled weekend. The weekend…

4 yrs ago1

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, CA

Bikini Coffee Mongering

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Cafe 269 is one of 5 "special" Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shops in Garden Grove, located in a shopping center just North of the 22 Freeway (Harbor Blvd exit), there is plenty of parking. Inside the…

4 yrs ago8

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

A Blast from the Past

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

After my friends had their fun at Chicago Club (see my review The Adventures of a Wingman) and went home and I walked to Adelita's Bar (AB). My mission was to watch a few BGs…

5 yrs ago7

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, CA

Sort of Blissful Night

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Hanging out with a friend led to an unexpected visit to COI, when deciding which club to try out we checked out the online roll calls for Synn and Paradise and decided on Paradise. The…

5 yrs ago2

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

The Adventures of a Wingman

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This was my first time visiting TJ's Zona Norte as a wingman, and after a brief stop at Hong Kong (HK) and quckly checking out a few of the small bars in Zona Norte, we…

5 yrs ago5

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

Bar Wars: The New Hope

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

A long time ago, in a zona far, far away: BAR WARS Episode 1 A NEW HOPE The Zona Norte is controlled by the (Hong Kong) Empire with many Bars, Clubs, and Hotels catering to mongers, while great times…

6 yrs ago11

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Looking To Sin In Paradise

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

A review of my mongering "to do" list led to visiting Paradise Gentleman's Club with the specific intention of taking Paradise hottie Sin to the VIP room (pricing and services within reason). Visiting on a…

6 yrs ago1

Distractions Lounge

Huntington Beach, CA

A Fun, Tame Stop

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

A weekend trip to Orange County, California led to a visit to a few Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shops and an old favorite Bikini Bar, Distractions Lounge. Districtions Lounge is nismaned: it is a Bikini Bar, not…

6 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Grand Slam Homerun!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

After dealing with some health issues and the accompanying depression, I needed a vacation and what better place than my mongering haven: Hong Kong Tijuana (HKTJ). With quite a few great experiences, I was confident…

7 yrs ago19

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Synning Quite A Bit Again

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

It has been a few months since my last visit to Synn COI due to too many visits to TJ. Synn was my first nude club (thanks to YELP) I visited in COI when I…

7 yrs ago12

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

Pop Fly, Two Outs!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The second stop (inning) on my lastest TJ Mongering tour on Wednesday afternoon was to Chicago Club (CC). My previous visits to Chicago Club have been the same: walk in and quickly walk out, due…

7 yrs ago3

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

Strike Three, One Out!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

While on my latest mongering visit to TJ, I decided to go to Adelita's Bar (AB) hoping to hit a home run on my first stop of the day, Batter Up. Knowingly Wednesday afternoon is…

7 yrs ago2

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

It's Called Paradise For A Reason

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

For the past few months, I have been spending too much time in Tijuana, I took a break and visited a few clubs in COI. After reviewing the online roll call and seeing several unfamiliar…

7 yrs ago3

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The vast majority of Hong Kong (HK) Tijuana reviews describe the layout, the prices, and the conquests and while I've had so many great experiences at HK I decided to write my first review about…

7 yrs ago27

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

Challenge Accepted

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

On my way to the border after an interesting night at Hong Kong (HK), I told the taxi driver to stop, got out of the cab, and went to Adelitas Bar (AB). The day before…

7 yrs ago6

Satin Topless

City of Industry, CA

Fun night but...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Over two years ago Satin Topless was the first COI strip club I visited when I began this journey and it was usually a good visit with a festive vibe, reasonably priced, and plenty of…

7 yrs ago4

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, CA

It's Bliss, But It's Not For Everyone

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

As a COI PL and with no TUSCL reviews for Bliss Showgirls in over 6 months, I decided to take one for th team and visit twice. My first visit was late (2am) on a…

7 yrs ago13

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

Blue Balls Club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I learned recently Imperial Showgirls was bought out by the owners of Synn COI and my memories of Orange County SCs with low mileage, air dances, and no extras were replaced by hope for a…

7 yrs ago2

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

Negative On The Flyby

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

One of the benefits of living 2 hours from TJ is regular monthly visits to my Shangri-la and with rumors of troubles at the border proving unfounded I headed over to Zona Notre on a…

7 yrs ago12

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

PSE (Paradise Stripper Experience)

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've visited Paradise a few times and I usually have a good to sometimes great time. The roster is usually on the chubbier side(5s at best) but occasionally there will be a 7 or…

7 yrs ago

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, CA

Not Worth the Money or Time

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

From arrival to departure, my visit to California Girls Santa Ana was not worth the time or money. The club was comfortable, there was no drink hussle, and there were a few nice looking dancers. However,…

7 yrs ago

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

It can be Paradisr

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

An opportunity to watch Sunday Night Football for $5 (cost of one non-alcoholic beverage) and the chance too see some ladies work the pole led me to Paradise Gentleman's Club in the City of Industry. The…

7 yrs ago9

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

It started off rough but ended up great

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The evening started off a little rough when a very lovely Latin girl seduced me into the VIP room. From the beginning I knew this was a rated R VIP treatment and she promised…

7 yrs ago