Reviews by JohnReal

It has been a few months since I've reviewed this place. My last review was that the place is okay. It is what it is. We really don’t have a lot of choices in North Florida. I’ll restate some of the basics. Free to park. $20 entry. When entering you are frisked. Once inside you’ll notice it's a rectangle shaped club. Easy to understand. As you enter, the Bar is straight and to the left, bathrooms to the immediate right. Private Dance rooms straight back. Stages in various places with seating around one of the stages. And a smallish VIP section against the far wall. There weren’t many girls working at 6pm when I arrived. I got some white claws which are $5. Very reasonable. That's what I drink, so all I know. Anyway, I want to say I saw three girls sort of sitting around, white older woman and there was one dancing on stage. Probably more dancers in the back or on the way. Last time I was here was around 10pm and there were at least 15 girls. The girls are average in appearance. And very few. So I had a few drinks and left. I did ask if dance prices were the same. The girl I talked to was an older white dancer and she stated Dances are usually 3 for a $100 but can vary based on the girl. I wish I had more to share but perhaps knowing to not come to early is good enough. No pun intended. Next time I come it will be after 9pm.

It's been a few years since I've reviewed this place. My last experience was definitely not good. However, this visit was okay. Yep. Just okay. Inflation on dance prices is killing me. Let's get basics out of the way. Free to park. $20 to get in at night (Should be a $5 entry) When entering this smallish club, you get frisked. I honestly don't mind that. Since o have nothing to hide. That said, it's a rectangle shaped club. Very simple Layout. Upon entry, Bathrooms to The right. Two stages in front of you with seating to support near the stages. Bar to the back left and semi private (bouncers check in on you if you get handy) straight ahead. Alcohol prices are reasonable. $5 White claws. Yes white claws. That's what I drink now, so all I know. The fact that you paid $20 to get in sucks. There was roughly 15 dancers this night. Over half are average to below average. A few cute Cubans. They even made it to PC. Problem is because they are the only semi cute girls they want more. FYI. $20 dances disappeared years ago at this club. It's been 4 for a $100 for a while. Now 3 for a $100. And the cute Cubans, Depending ask more. Very few of the girls are stripper hot. Most were 4-6. A few Cubans 7. If you like hot girls with big breasts this is not the place. My girl, Carmen, was a solid 7. Thin. Long dark hair. C cups. offered 2 for a $100. I said no. She backed down to 3 for $100. There wasn't really a lot of options so I took her up on it. Walked through the open entry and bouncer to a tiny room where the light from the ceiling shines in your face making it hard to see. Giant mirro in each room across from A rundown bench you sit on. Dances were okay. Not full contact. Carmen graced my lap with pressure but the touching is limited which is what I like. I like being able to touch. Too much and the bouncer is visiting you to tell you to stop. There must be cameras in each room because it's just too well coordinated. Finally, after the 3 dances I left unsatisfied. Those of us used to the amazing clubs in south Florida are definitely spoiled. North Florida clubs can't compare.

Visited on a Friday night around 10pm. From the moment I arrived something felt off or wrong about the place. I was greeted at the door By multiple bouncers where I was "frisked" for weapons. Now this isn't the first time that's happened at a club but it was a little over the top. A little rougher and more intimidating. Okay so I passed and paid the $20 entry fee. The entire place is like a rundown warehouse inside. The first room is oversized and serves no purpose. As I entered I was greeted by a very aggressive woman with tattoos all over. She was a 4 on a scale of 1-10. She wanted me to buy drinks for her and allow me to be shown around. I was only 10 feet inside the entrance and needed some space to get my bearings. So I declined as politely as one can in these situations. As I entered the main room there is a bar to the right and stage straight ahead past that. A look around the room showed roughly 5 or 6 women. Mostly African Americans. I'd say most of the women were average or below average in looks. We don't have many good clubs in the area or at all....But this was more disappointing than most and of course not one woman looked like the beautiful women they advertise on billboards and in magazines. I'd like to say I stayed so I could provide lap dance costs and bar prices but I didn't. And perhaps that's the most telling part of the review. It's not even worth entering. After scanning the place I turned around to leave and was grabbed forcefully by an African American woman near the entrance / exit and she started pulling me back toward the bar offering me various incentives to stay. I had to wrestle my arm free and again a polite no thank you. I lied and said I forgot something in my car. The bouncers slowly showed me the way out. It was a little strange. Something was not right. As I exited the place I noticed something strange by my truck where I had parked it away from any cars (there wasn't really any cars in the parking lot so this wasn't hard). I noticed a small car with completely blacked out windows and 2 guys who were by my truck jump back in their car and take off very fast. Considering I was the only one in or out in the last 5 minutes or so I'm not sure where they came from. But I did feel as though something bad would have happened if I had stayed. Either way the biggest learning was this place wasn't for me. I will never go back.

Continues to be one of the best clubs in the country. Always lots of girls during Both Day and Night Shifts. This review is from a Thursday night. As you enter, you pay the cover which was $3 when I arrived. It might go up to $7 later in the evening. You turn right and enter the club and there is a beer girl. Or you can pass her by and walk into the club. This I what I did. The club Is quite large with two floors. You"ll see a large bar immediately after entering. As expected, Drinks are typically higher than a non strip club and generally more expensive in the evening. All that said, the prices are not higher than many of the other nearby clubs. (Lodge, Mens club,etc). $9 for a White Claw is what I paid. $10 with tip. There are many stages (a total of 7) and all of them had a different girl dancing at the same Time. So there is a lot of chances to see what the girls look like at any given time. For what it's worth this club Is topless but not bottomless. The Majority of the girls working were Hispanic. Mostly 7's, a few 8's. Dances are $20. You can ask a girl to dance for you in the main area, the upstairs area and the area Behind the large main stage. All Of the locations are $20 a dance. I would clarify with the dancer to be safe. However, if you get one of the semi-private rooms in any of these 3 locations they are considered VIP and cost more. I don't know how much as I've never used them. I usually like buying a girl a drink (and myself) first to get a feel For their attitude. I don't remember names on this night but had two Hispanic dancers at different times. Both Cuban. They were super hot and allowed touching and grinding. Almost full contact. No touching down below though. Still that is normal here. Sometimes you can't sometimes you can't. I spent about $160 on dances and another $50 On drinks. Had a great night. Will be back.

I reviewed this club back in December stating THE LODGE IS BACK! Since then i have visited the Lodge four separate nights. 3 out of the 4 were great. The other was disappointing. This review is about my latest visit, a Thursday night in early March. Without repeating too much, i have been going to the Lodge for over 20 years. It's seen it's share of ups and downs as far as dance quality and quantity. That said, it seems to be trying to make a come back and it's obvious when you see the quality and number of women working. Parking is mainly off the main road, either across the street from the club or in the main parking lot by the club where there is a valet. Entry fee is generally $10 to $15. There are 4 Major Areas (Large rooms) in this club but the hunting and lodge decor make it feel cozy. The four rooms are: 1) The Main room as you enter the club. The largest with four stages, a bar, fireplace, seating throughout, TV's throughout, a not for money poker table and the DJ, located up higher above the club. As you travel back towards the bathrooms is room two. There are two hallways to get to this room. 2) The back room. Much quieter and only one stage. Two semicircle booths for dances, the bathrooms and a second main bar area. There are tv's here as well but no volume in either room. From here you have access to two separate rooms. Both VIP. The first if you continue walking back there is a wall with a small entrance to the back right corner. This opens up into another room, room 3. 3) I have never sat back here. It's darker back here than most of the club. There are booths for dancing and tables. I don't know if there is a fee to go back here or not. But it's still quite large. 4) The Upstairs VIP. Again from room 2, by the bathrooms is the staircase leading to the VIP Section upstairs. It is expensive and generally you are expected to spend about $500 to $1000 up here for bottle service. The private rooms are extremely unique with rock like decor and again very private. You discuss what to expect with your girl before spending that kind of money. You can sort of "Sneak" up here if the girl upstairs if you notice the a girl dressed nicely but not like a dancer come downstairs to go to the bar or bathroom. I did it years ago just to see what it was like. My guess is you can ask for a tour as well. I don't know the rate anymore, it's probably gone up but used to include Free Carwashes from the Valet. Dances are $20 in Rooms 1 and 2. However, some girls may ask for more. Selzter drinks, like White Claw are $9.75. Liquor drinks are over $10. As for the previous review, there are nights where the girls are aggressive. But not always. If you see a dancer you like, just walk over and ask her to dance for you. If she is with a customer, just wait. Or if you are not comfortable, tip your waitress and ask her to go ask the girl for you. As for me, this particular night was a little frustrating as there was a Big Spender in the club. My waitress said he is a local Billionaire. (YES Billionaire with a B) and has been coming there for years. He was there with another guy and at one point had the hottest 8 girls in the club sitting around the two of them. I bided my time, as there were two girls i wanted dances with that were sitting with him. I walked around the club several times looking at the other girls on stage, tipping and such but the girls i was interested in never left. I don't blame them. Still it was a disappointing night from my perspective. As for the girls themselves, their are several blondes in the mix, which is unusual nowaways since the Cubans have taken over many of the clubs. Not necessarily a bad thing, just an observation. I did leave and go to another club and had a great time. It doesn't matter which club since that isnt the point. I this started this review by saying i've visited 4 times and had a great time on 3 of those visits. This was the one time that was disappointing. Still, i am happy that the Lodge has improved both the quantity and quality. It was really bad for a while and at one point i honestly thought i would never go back. Things have changed for the better and if you do go, don't be scared to ask a girl to dance. That's what they do.

Great Visit on a Thursday evening in December. I've reviewed the Lodge before but this was the first time in a long time the Dancer QUALITY was substantially improved. Obviously a big deal as it's the beautiful woman that draws us to these places or cause us to not come back. Before I get to the woman, a quick preview of the Lodge. You can Valet or park yourself for free. Entry charge is something like $10-$15 at night. I don't remember. That said when you walk in you can turn right to a large L shaped bar or turn left to the main room where you"ll see plenty of tables and chairs and 4 stages for dancers. If you choose the left there is a small step up area with booths and tables chairs where you get dances. You can just sit and drink here as well but most people seem to use the area for dances. There Are three other areas to the club, a back area with large bar, a VIP back area downstairs and a VIP upstairs. I did not use any of these as the action was in the main room this night. There were many girls but three that stuck out for me. A blonde wearing a ski hat, long sexy socks and had that naked ski bunny vibe. Big breasts. About 30-35 years old. I'd give her an 8!as she looks hot. Super nice personality. We had multiple dances and drinks. I can't remember or comment on drink prices but figure around $8 beer and more for liquor. There was another girl that I saw on stage. Brunette. Large boobs with a semi natural look. I tipped her on stage but she didn't want to dance for me. Kept saying she was waiting for her customer. She was friggin hot. A 9 or 9.5! Long dark hair, beautiful skin, face. Tan, long legs. Perfect body. The final girl was a brunette with a group of girls sitting with a high roller. I waited for her because even though she was sitting l, her boobs (I am a boob man) were also large. She finally came over and danced for me and she was clearly a 9! What a night. I have been disappointed here so many times recently so it was really great to see the significantly improved talent. Great job to the recruiting manager! I"ll be back in a few weeks and check in to see if the talent level stays high.

Visited The Cheetah Pompano on a Thursday afternoon. Prior to arriving I checked out the Booby Trap. It was decent but didn't find what i was looking for so left and went to the Cheetah. I am sure everyone knows the layout but basically, their is a rectangular bar as you walk in. Quite large with lots of seating. There were numerous stages throughout the club, and at 4pm, i want to say at least 3 stages were in use by dances, with the main stage having two dancers at the same time. Now that i have been to Booby Trap and Diamond Dolls (Dayshift) i think I might Like Cheetah the best. There is definitely a better mix of girls. Still mostly Hispanic, which is fine, but not ALL Cuban. Plus the shapes and sizes were more diverse as well. Alot of Plastic bolt ons mixed in with some natural looking large implants and smaller naturals. All that said, what i really was surprised about is that my Rum and Diet Cokes were only $6 each. I had about 5 of these. They are measured and aren't strong but enough to taste. Not sure if that's standard at all the other clubs, but compared to Dallas, that's about $3 to $4 less than a rum and diet. I guess you would call it a good value. The girls can be aggressive here but not as aggressive as Booby Trap and Diamond Dolls. Maybe a step or two down in how aggressive they are when they approach you. A tad more laid back. I like that too! Finally, i saw a tall Hispanic girl. Tall, Thin, long dark hair and nice boobs. Maybe a large C cup. I went to stage and tipped her a few ones and asked her to comes see me at the bar. Once she got off stage, she made her way over and i had her dance for me at the bar and bought drinks. She danced on and off while we chatted and drank for about an hour. I wish i could remember her name but i can't. The whole time she was rubbing me, hugging me and of course dancing. Dances around the bar are only $10. That's a great deal, especially when the girl is friendly. So this went on for a while and we went back to the secluded area, up a few steps next to the bar. I tipped the guy that sort of greets you and lets you in. His job is to keep an eye on things. As i tipped him, i jokingly, said thanks for keeping us safe and protecting us from any unruly girls. He laughed and thanked me and didn't bother us once the dances began, regardless of what i did. Dances back here were $25 a song. Girls are fully nude here. They straddle you, grind, let you touch them pretty much anywhere. Still, This, like anywhere, is based on the girl. We were really getting along well and there was a lot of mutual touching. At one point, we grazed lips and i asked for besos. She said she doesn't do that but gave me a quick kiss and a bit of tongue action. Well, that caused a spark. She loved it. Next thing you know, we are making out and French kissing off an on for the balance of the next 3 or 4 dances. After finishing, I stopped her and we dressed. Yes, my shirt was mostly off by this point. So we dressed, and i paid/tipped her and we both went to the bathroom. I was feeling satisfied so said my goodbyes and left. I thought it was a great time and great visit. I will come here again next time.

Mondays are usually good here because the dancers are required to work Sunday or Monday if they want to work later in the week. I love that. Anyway, walked in around 1pm and paid a $3 daytime cover. They have a free buffet that's usually pretty good. A few main dishes, salad, fruit and dessert. Today I was getting some drinks at the bar. Nothing to strong as I was driving. A couple of White Claws. They are $9.75 and the bartender always keeps the quarter. So say $10 each plus $2 tip. As for the crowd, busy Monday but as Busy as it is there are usually almost as many girls. Guessing 50 plus girls working. They run 7 stages at a time and less when it's not as busy. So, if you are patient, you are almost always able to see what any girl looks like. The mix of dancers was more Hispanic than other visits. . Probably 80 percent Hispanic/ 20 percent white. With the lone exception of one black girl that was working. The main change is the increase in Cubans. Used to only be Mexicans. Now other Hispanic nationalities working as well. Which is all good. Dances are pretty much available anywhere. But during the day they are mostly upstairs in the low chairs. They are $20 a song. And they can be very very worth it with the right girl. It's full contact except for her privates down low. That said, with the right girl anything is possible. And there are a lot of "right" girls here. The girl that danced for me was pretty aggressive. She started grabbing me pretty hard, so I was grabbing a little rougher as well and then slapped me upside the head. Kind of rocked me. And she kept dancing like it was nothing and she really liked it. I was caught between laughing and realizing what had just happened actually hurt. Oh well. I still had her dance 3 songs before she had to go onstage. After that I headed out.

Visited on a Wednesday Afternoon. $3 day cover to get in. Their is an ice chest with scantily clad waitress right as you walk in offering beers. The price for beer and drinks, like the cover charge, changes throughout the day. I walked past her and sat at the bar and ordered a shot of vodka and Red Bull. I believe it was $13. The best part is that masks are no longer “required” for the customer at all. This is great news. One suggestion, if you break a $100 at the bar or anywhere take your time and count back the change even if they did it in front of you. Not saying anything crooked is going on just think that sometimes with everything going on their math skills can be impaired. That’s about the nicest way to say it. This way you no for sure you weren’t accidentally shortchanged. While eating at a strip club is not everyone’s thing, they do offer a pretty decent Buffett during the day. A few entrees, veggies, salad, bread and dessert is standard. Very nice and all FREE. It’s okay to tip the buffet worker. All this said, I began to look around and noticed all 7 stages were in play. Main stage. Two to the right of the main room sitting area and two to the left. Plus two stages back by the stairs leading up. I would love comments on this but after visiting a lot of clubs during the day I would say that excluding Vegas clubs of old, this club has to have more girls during the day than 95 percent of the clubs out there. 7 girls dancing at the same time on various stages and another 40 plus girls around the club. I tipped several and waited for the girl from Venezuala that I like. To my knowledge their are two that work dayshift from Venezuela. Both beautiful. I don’t know her name but she is tall and dark hair and has a vape with her most of the time. I have gotten dances in the past and she is not only sensual but likes to Kiss. If that’s your thing she is an amazing kisser. I’ve had Covid and not worried about it. But something to consider. Dances during the day are the same price as at night. Probably the only thing that is priced the same. $20 per song for full contact. Each dancer has their own limits but I’ve noticed most right now are pretty open to you touching and feeling anywhere you want. As usual, negotiations are always possible but given my short time at the club (less than 3 hours) once I find what I like I don’t negotiate. Overall great club, lots of girls during dayshift, reasonable cover, free Buffett and “normal” drink prices for a strip club. - John

Do Not. $10 to get in over 21. Dance prices range from $20 to 3/$100 in the back. I repeat. Do not get Paris the Hot Blonde with Big Tits to dance for you. I’m sure you wont liste. But She is nuts. If she has been drinking she is crazy. Get her back to the private room only to find out that 3/$100 isn’t good enough because she dances one song and says it’s three. Guess what? She will call the bouncer because you are cheating her. You struggle because she is hot. But crazy. The young bouncer is an ass and screwed up and agreed with her. She was lying. What a terrible Situation she put me in to begin with. Hottie and she is hot as hell but crazy. So suddenly she is calling me out and mad at Me for what???? I’m totally sober and I have a hot drunk dancer calling me out. Horrible feeling because it ruins the night. Ruins the feeling about the club, ruins everything. The young bouncer should have at least given me the customer the chance to explain. But he didn’t. She was right. I was wrong. She was right. I got kicked out. While I was waiting outside for my Lyft the manager came out an apologized. He was very good at listening. I appreciate him and his willingness to not jump to conclusions. I thanked him and left. The only learning for me is the hot blonde with big boobs (Paris) is a loon and not to be trusted. Especially if she has alcohol in her. The young bouncer hopefully will learn what a mistake he made. He was a complete jerk to me especially when I asked him to give me a chance to explain he didn’t. He sided with Paris. Seriously. You are siding with a drunk dancer over a paying customer without at least listening. What a terrible situation to be put in.

Visited the Lodge on a Wednesday night around 10pm. This review will unfortunately focus less On what I spent and more on what I didn’t spend. Been here many times over the years but this is the first since Covid. Inside, It’s one of the nicest clubs in the metroplex. All themed around a hunting lodge. Fireplaces, animal heads on the wall, that kind of thing. Very chill. They do have flat screens throughout for sporting events. When you enter there is a bar on the right, seating and a dance stage almost straight ahead and the room opens to the left with much more seating and the main stage. We”ll call this the front room. The club is split into three main areas. The Front room. The Back room is accessed by one of two connecting hallways from The front room. The Back room also has a bar, dance stage and seating along with bathrooms, atm machines and shoe shine guy. The staircase in the back room accesses the VIP area. You can buy memberships or pay for the night. I am not sure how much this is nowadays. My focus on this night was to first walk through the club assessing the talent. The girls here at night are usually some of the most beautiful in the metroplex and mileage will vary. The range on a good night is high with all 7-9s. Really awesome and generally 30-50 girls. On this Wednesday The Lodge was dead. Counted less than 20 patrons and half that in girls. Most of the girls were 5s. There were 3 girls dancing on various stages in front and back. I don’t know where these girls came from as I’ve never seen them there in the past and they usually have high standards. Needless to say very disappointing. Nothing caught my eye as I always come here with high expectations. I ordered a bud light at the back room bar which I believe was $7. I was Hoping some talent would come out of the dressing rooms or from VIP. Nothing. Bad night. Left after 45 mins. I hope this was an anomaly and or they recover soon. I will watch for further reviews hoping to hear about improvements on the quality of the dancers.

I went in, first time since COVID not knowing what to expect. While you can't wear a ballcap (very strict) you don't know need to wear a mask and no temperature was taken. I walked in and was shocked at how busy it was. Very much like the old days. Place was packed and there was a lot of amazingly beautiful girls. Overall there was easily 50+ girls working. Maybe more. Every stage (7 stages) had a dancer. Dances are still $20 each. Drinks reasonable between $6 and $10 based on what you want. I was surprised to see so many girls. I did talk to several and they said they were from Miami (Cuban) and the clubs there were closed until at least December. That definitely had an impact on how many girls were there. I have to say, in this world we are living in, it was strange to go to a place that had no rules in place to protect against Covid. None. It was like it used to be in the good ole' days. As most of you know, this is a mixed blessing. Best to all of you.

Visited at the end of January on a Friday and Saturday. This is my Friday night experience. Stayed at hotel in San Ysidro. Took Uber to border. Wait time 40 minutes at 7pm. Passport checked. Had to fill out customs paperwork. And off i go. I’m in mexico. It’s dark out already. Taxi guys asking if I need a ride. Taxi rides started at $10. Was able to get for $7. Not $5 on this night. Everything feeling safe. Quick ride maybe 5 mins to the club. Get out of taxi and the streets are packed with people everywhere. Busy. Feels safe. Bouncers and valet out front of Hong Kong. Entire street is very well lit. Again. Feels safe. $7 to get into club. Can of Tecate handed to you with payment. No ID required. As to the first part of the club their is a large bar on the left. Stage dancing on the bar and stage dancing on stages down the center. Seating off to the right. And booths against the wall on the right. Place was packed. Hundreds of girls. 99 percent Mexican. Makes sense right. The customers were primarily a mix of Mexicans, Mexican Americans and Caucasians. Saw a few asian men as well. Vodka Sprite was $6. Beer was $4. Red Bull and vodka was either $8 or $10. You get the whole can of Red Bull. They have top shelf liquor or well brand. I was trying to ask how much at first so I could give exact change. It’s really loud and hard to do. But later when i handed the bartender a $20 I got back change in US dollars and felt they were being honest. the club is huge. Depending on how you count the levels or floors. I counted at least 4 levels high. Main floor entrance. Ramp up to 2nd part of club. In between there are Stairs up to several levels that are progressively smaller. Different things going on different levels. Seating was open the higher I went. That lasted till about 10pm. By then All seats on all levels taken. There are probably a dozen bars in the entire place where you can order a drink. Maybe more. The entire club is like a maze so hard to tell. And of course the guys working there are always available to bring you a drink. As mentioned. Alot of girls. Probably the most I’ve ever seen in any club in the USA or Canada. Girls were mainly 5-7s. 95 percent in this range. 8s and up were hard to find or taken. What I found interesting is that there were probably 10 girls dancing near the main entrance on various stages. All of them had bottoms and tops on. Some bra and panties. Others denim shorts and crop top. Others a see through dress. Not topless. Not nude. I saw one girl dance 10 or more songs on top of the bar. She was hot. Had daisy dukes and a tight red top. Waiting to be picked I guess to go upstairs. Still I thought this was interesting in my mind they would all be dancing naked. Also interesting that with so many girls I don’t think they all go upstairs as often as i would have thought. Rest of the club and on the different levels the girls were showing off the goods and were dancing nude or part of shaving cream show or what have you. The price for 30 minutes upstairs room was $100. I will say this for negotiations. When you only visit on a busy weekend and only once a year or less it’s much harder to negotiate. Especially with the few 8s available. So $100 it is. We go upstairs. Room is Decent. Two beds. Shower. Bathroom. Clean. Girl is beautiful and everything goes just okay. But that has always been my problem with the hot girls here on the weekend. It’s a business transaction. A BJ and sex and then back to the club. If I lived near San Diego I’m sure I would have the time to Discover the right girls or visit the club during a slower time of day on a weekday. But I don’t. So my experiences, while good, never provide the satisfaction of a more playful sensual encounter. No DFK. To be honest. No kissing at all. Yes. You can prescreen but For all the girls there you have to probably make a decision between quality of looks vs what they are willing to do. If you are only there for 4 hours and not a regular this is harder to do. For those that are always here or have been coming for years. I get it. Having the experience and time to make this a reality is a huge benefit. Not so easy with limited time during a busy Friday. After I was done I checked out the other clubs nearby and then took the Adelita shuttle back to the border. Tipped $5. Took Uber back to hotel. And done for the night. Hope this helps.

Visited on a Friday evening in November. The place was packed as usual. I toured the upstairs, the back area behind the main stage as well as all of the side stages to check out the talent. While they get busy by 9pm and the place is packed with talent, it appears that by 11pm is when all of the talent is truly in place. At any rate, a bunch of dancers were working, Possibly over the 99 we are able to put down. Quality was ranging from 3 to 7. With one exception, Found a 9 with amazingly large boobs that was visiting from Atlanta. Built thick and sexy. Like an Amazon warrior. Unfortunately, she was with someone and looked as though it would be all night. Wasn’t sure. So I went and played a few games of pool. Lost the first, won the next two. The. Found the girl from Atlanta and waited a few songs. The guy she was with went to the bathroom so I went over and said hi and asked if she was new. She told me she was visiting with her friend from Atlanta. The guys she was with had bought a bottle of champagne that was delivered so I knew she wouldn’t be available any time soon. She did let on that she would be at the Lodge the next night. I made sure to verify that the next night and wrote a review about it under the Lodge. A great body and great time. Well worth the chance. The lodge and baby dolls are the best two clubs after all. At any rate, I got a few dances. As usual $20 each with a bunch of grinding. Overall a fun night but the next night was even better.

The Lodge was packed on this Friday night. Packed with beautiful women. Great visit. I went in and scooped out the place for a bit. I feel like it always pays to walk around this club in order to really see the full talent on display. It was a blueberry Red Bull and well vodka night. Don’t remember exact pricing but probably around $15 for both ordered separately giving me a full can of Red Bull. I was tired. Anyway. That hit the spot. While I was sitting on one of the three high boys nearest the main stage (against the rail to the upper area) these guys in front me attracted an amazing pair of dancers visiting from Atlanta. The brunette was thick with large breasts. A thick that deserves admiration. She looked strong. Like a Wonder Woman strong but not a body builder. Sexy thick if that makes any sense. Anyway, I watched as she danced for this guy 4 or 5 songs and enjoyed the show. I was right there. How could I not. Afterwards she and her friend started to walk off. So I followed. At the right time I had to interrupt them and ask one for a dance. The thick brunette with big boobs. This is always tricky because the friend wants to do a twosome. I don’t care for that. I was very polite and recognized the friend while telling the brunette how beautiful she was. I asked her to dance and she said yes while her friend understood (very cool) and said she was off to find someone. Now, keep in mind while she danced for the guy I heard about how she was from Atlanta and didn’t know the rules. So was not doing much touching. As we got a seat, we passed several dancers doing full contact lap dances. I obviously had to stop and point these out to her. She was totally fine with it and we proceeded to have a great time together. $20 dance. 8 dances. Gave her a tip of $40. Total $200. Great time with a very beautiful Wonder Woman. Left satisfied soon after. She said they will be moving to a Dallas in January. I hope so.

Visited Diamond Dolls on a Friday night in August. Arrived around 10pm and the place was jam packed. Overcrowded. The reviews of this club are numerous. I would normally say a great club. However I noticed one thing this time that took away from the experience. A true negative. The place was so packed with so many guys that there was no time to talk to the girls, no time to negotiate, not time for really anything but the back room. That’s how it felt from the moment of arrival. Now. I got lucky and a guy right at the main bar was leaving as I walked up. So I got a great seat with a nice view of the stage, Lots of girls and some alcohol. It All sounds good. But if you are wanting to get dances at the bar or talk to a girl for more than a 30 secs, it isn’t happening. Not when it’s this busy. There is simply to much money to be had. The girls aren’t wasting a second. Which is smart. After a while of being propositioned over and over but the dancers moving on quickly, I finally went with a blonde Cuban and did get some $25 dances behind curtain number 4. I am sorry I don’t remember her name but the dances, unfortunately were mechanical. Sometimes the most beautiful girls aren’t the best dancers. This was the case. She was pretty bot sexual. Plus her body felt tough. Tight boob job. Just not as feminine as I like. I’ve noticed that Sometimes boob jobs can “feel” and hang more natural which is what I like. However most of the girls at DDs have the “bolt-ons” as people like to call them. Still, I stopped after a few songs with very little excitement. The line for the full service curtains were long and all the way past the back side of the bar. Guys at the end of the line I noticed were waiting quite a while since it’s 3 songs per couple per room and only a few rooms. At any rate, I had a few more drinks and left disappointed. Long lines, smoky, crowded and just not fun this time around. One final comment...I realize there are other days and times where it isnt so busy or bad but sometimes I’m at the mercy of when I can go and this Friday is my review of one of those times.

Okay. I used to come here years ago. It was great. Then similar to many clubs around the US it has gone down hill in the quality of the dancers. Fewer and lower quality. After many disappointing visits I stopped coming. I would go to the lodge or baby dolls right down the street. Those places are still great! Still every now and then I feel like giving it another chance. I went and visited about two years ago and had a great time with a visiting dancer from out of town. Since then i occasionally try every 4 months or so in hopes of having a similar decent experience. Every time since it’s been terrible and this time was no exception. It was probably worse. It’s Friday night around 11pm. So by Dallas standards the place should be hopping. I park the car. Parking lot looks full. Which is deceiving. Everyone parks out front including employees. The entire club was less than 10 percent full. Out back empty. Large side room with stage and bar is empty. Main club less than 20 customers. This is a massive high end strip club and they have less than 20 customers on a Friday night. Not a good sign. Dancers were 4 to 6 at best. This same club used to have 8s and 9s everywhere but now sadly they are all gone. 2 people sitting at the main bar. A customer and a dancer. I sat down and ordered a drink. Taking in the dancers, looking around and hoping it would get better. Wasted a full hour and nothing improved. I left once again disappointed. Why do I keep trying? Like many of us, I keep trying in hopes it will be good again like the old days but always very disappointed. I wish they would just close the doors so that it wouldn’t be possible to even try and check it out. I won’t be going back until next time :)

Was in town for work. Decided to check out the perfect 10 before coming to Tiffany’s. Perfect 10 was so disappointing. Perfect 10 used to be one of the best but the talent has really gone down hill. But my review is about Tiffany’s. I can see why it’s risen to the most reviews in San Antonio. It’s a fun place with decent prices and the girls were attractive. 4s to 8s and a solid 9 with large breasts. The 9 was with a guy so I waited. Maybe 30 minutes which allowed me to have a few drinks and warm up. I walked by her as she danced for her customer just to see if she was as good as appeared with her clothes on. Surprisingly she was even better. Beautiful Latina. After she and her customer were finished she sat down at a table an was on her phone. I approached her. Her English wasn’t very good but we understood each other better after a few drinks. Started with a few dances in the crappy sofa but quickly moved to a table and chairs to the right of the bathroom. Much better. Drinks and dances with a beautiful blonde Latina with amazing breasts that “ felt” natural is what the doctor ordered. Great time. She was honest about the number of dances which was good too. As many of us say. All it takes is one. Will go back.

Visited Thursday around noon. Had a Quick bite to eat before looking around. (Baby Dolls has a great lunch buffet served up for free each afternoon.). After eating I checked out the dancers on all the stages. They had 7 stages and 7 dancers going at the same time. I love that. Anyway, the girls were looking pretty good. Mostly 7s but nice. I went Upstairs to see what was going on up there. Usual 4 or 5 sitting at the bar waiting for guys. I’m the seating areas there were a bunch of dances going on. It’s a tad darker up here so always hard to tell the quality of the girls but nice shapes from what I could see. Overall about 40-50 girls working which is amazing for a day shift anywhere. I was here for only an hour during my lunch break but definitely saw. Slight improvement in the girl quality from recent visits. Will be back for a longer stay soon.

Friday night visit arrived around 9:30. Place was busy but would get much busier by 11ish. Temps were about 40 degrees and mild for this time of year. Let me say that I was disappointed given all the reviews. It’s not terrible but certainly not great as far as quality goes. Yes. There were a lot of dancers. The issue I had is that about half of them were 5 or below. And while variety is great I had in my head the quality would be better. That said I do understand why guys like the place. The obvious benefits to Americans. You can drink at 19. That was obvious given how many young guys were there. The Prices are good thanks to the exchange rate. No smoking allowed was a plus. Full nudity. Downside for me was lower quality. Highest I saw was a handful of 7s. I think what surprised me (and some guys like this I’m sure) is the how large the women were. Many were just plain fat. I havent seen so many large women in one strip club before. Anyway. Just one persons point of view. If I had gone in with lower expectations probably would have been better. Definitely more of a party atmosphere than strip Club atmosphere so can be fun.

Friday night visit. Came in around 10pm. After entering walked around to scope out the talent. Was in the mood for the hottest stripper with large breasts. Walked into the library section and back out into main room with stages. Did this several times. Lots of looking but nothing was standing out. Night time at the lodge is usually really good. Especially on the weekends. There is usually a few 8s and 9s. Not so much on this trip. Quality was consistent and decent but nothing spectacular. Ironically, I had been here during the day shift about 6 hours earlier will save for a separate review. After about an hour I settled on a thin blonde with a nice rack and got 7 or 8 dances. Again It was decent.. She started pushing hard for VIP so I stopped. Paid her and left. Not a terrible visit but overall slightly disappointed with the quality this time.

This review will be short. Daytime continues to go downhill. They used to have a very strong day shift in quality never quantity. Was there on Friday afternoon a few weeks ago. Walked the entire place. It’s quite large. Saw about 12 girls. Some more were probably in back or upstairs vip. Problem is the quality has gone down to 4-7s. Used to be several 8s and 9s. Friday day shift used to be the best. Now just disappointing. While this review for is just one day, it really represents my last 6 or so trips. Yes. I keep going back in hopes it will get better. Perhaps one of those visits was better. Know this. They still have an amazing night shift but daytime continues to disappoint. Back to Friday’s visit. Sat down. Had a beer and looked around for 45 mins or more. Nothing better came out of the back. I decided to leave and head over to Babydolls. Somehow they continue to drive an amazing day shift. I do know they have requirements that the girls work certain hours and days. Maybe that’s what the Lodge should consider.

My first trip was on a Friday night. All I can say is WOW! awesome club. Very simply, the girls are beautiful, mostly Cuban and the dances are great. I had Dances at the bar, in curtained room for $25 and in the curtained room with extras for a little more. I was in town for the entire weekend. While I did venture to Deans Gold, which was always my favorite, I ended back here both Saturday and Sunday. Great experiences. I have been to clubs in almost every state and this could be my new favorite! Definitely top 5. Highly suggest getting dances in the main room first to get a “feel”for things Before heading back. No pun intended. Next time I’m in town this will be the place to visit.

Quick highlights. Did the valet. Entered around 2pm. No line. In a city where at many clubs tt touching isn’t allowed and air dances have become more common over the years I understand the reason this club is liked so much. That said, the quality of the girls was disappointing. There were a ton of women but many were very large. A lot of guys like that. I like thick big breasted women but the asses and body shapes were larger than I would have liked. Overall Dancer quality was disappointing. That said there were a few that were decent. I got several dances for only $10 each which is awesome. I’m used to $20 for a dance. Loved this. Took advantage of the private room behind the beads. $52 for the house is an odd number but maybe that’s inflation for you. So here is a summary: Positives: $10 dances. Great value. Girls are fully naked Almost anything goes in the private room with the right girl. Negatives: Smoky. The entire place smells. Some areas worse than others. I did leave feeling dirty and with a strong smoke smell on my clothes and hair. from a non smoker this was a big negative. Small TVs. Its hard to watch football for a few minutes while loosening up. Tvs are tiny. Girl quality is lower than I like. But the value is amazing so I understand the reason this place is so popular. Overall I think everyone on TUSCL does a great job of describing this place. I am not from Atlanta but this club is not for.

For those in the know, this is one of the best daytime strip clubs in the U.S. for sheer number of entertainers. In fact, this club probably has more dancers during the day than any club in DFW does during their night peak. Excluding perhaps the Lodge on a Friday/Saturday. Still quantity isn’t always better. Quality and newness has been lacking for some time. Same ole same ole. That said if you are visiting and have time to kill, there is no better club in Dallas during the day than Baby Dolls. The sheer number of reviews will tell you that. Any way, I came in around 2pm and there was over 50 girls. 7 girl rotation on main stages. 4s thru 7s. Nothing higher. Had a few hours to kill before heading home. Every so often I get lucky and find an 8. No such luck today. Most of the better looking girls were dancing for others. So had a bud light and left will try again another day.