Reviews by WilliamTye

I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple bar, right across from a busy grocery chain (with it's own ATM). The place is nice enough. Bar on the main floor with hostess serving expensive preseco for $15 that the entertainers loved. A public stage in the center gives you a preview of the girls dancing talents every so often, but it's erratic unless you're buying drinks. Dances take place downstairs, 100 for a public dance and 300 for private. Private dances are in a very small nook in the lower hall near the group dance area, with just a curtain to offer privacy. These dances last 10 minutes, then the upsell ramps up for more. Dancers were 7+, with all attractive body types. At prime time (11-1) there was over 12 girls working. Milage depended on the dancers. The girls weren't too pushy but you can feel like a piece of meat in front of a pack of hungry lionesses when you come in. P was a Romanian girl, 5'8 with blonde hair and large breasts, medium size ass. She was persuasive but her dance was lackluster. She was slow to start and tried to short a song. K was a thick Colombian with a gorgeous ass, about 5'4, with a great grind. I wish I spent more time with her than P. She hinted at more in private and was very handsy. C was a very tall, dark skinned beauty wearing cat ears and a ton of glitter. She had implants that we're large for her frame. Her dance was very professional and skilled - girl used her body like a tool to make us both happy. I didn't push it, but she was receptive to requests. I would recommend the place if you have money to burn because those dances add up quick. The girls are the prettiest in the city but the Chinese woman was a mood killer, and watches the girls like a hawk. Ironically the bouncers were pretty cool. A solid B from me. I'll come back the next time I'm in Ireland.

I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple bar, right across from a busy grocery chain (with it's own ATM). The place is nice enough. Bar on the main floor with hostess serving expensive preseco for $15 that the entertainers loved. A public stage in the center gives you a preview of the girls dancing talents every so often, but it's erratic unless you're buying drinks. Dances take place downstairs, 100 for a public dance and 300 for private. Private dances are in a very small nook in the lower hall near the group dance area, with just a curtain to offer privacy. These dances last 10 minutes, then the upsell ramps up for more. Dancers were 7+, with all attractive body types. At prime time (11-1) there was over 12 girls working. Milage depended on the dancers. The girls weren't too pushy but you can feel like a piece of meat in front of a pack of hungry lionesses when you come in. P was a Romanian girl, 5'8 with blonde hair and large breasts, medium size ass. She was persuasive but her dance was lackluster. She was slow to start and tried to short a song. K was a thick Colombian with a gorgeous ass, about 5'4, with a great grind. I wish I spent more time with her than P. She hinted at more in private and was very handsy. C was a very tall, dark skinned beauty wearing cat ears and a ton of glitter. She had implants that we're large for her frame. Her dance was very professional and skilled - girl used her body like a tool to make us both happy. I didn't push it, but she was receptive to requests. I would recommend the place if you have money to burn because those dances add up quick. The girls are the prettiest in the city but the Chinese woman was a mood killer, and watches the girls like a hawk. Ironically the bouncers were pretty cool. A solid B from me. I'll come back the next time I'm in Ireland.

I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple bar, right across from a busy grocery chain (with it's own ATM). The place is nice enough. Bar on the main floor with hostess serving expensive preseco for $15 that the entertainers loved. A public stage in the center gives you a preview of the girls dancing talents every so often, but it's erratic unless you're buying drinks. Dances take place downstairs, 100 for a public dance and 300 for private. Private dances are in a very small nook in the lower hall near the group dance area, with just a curtain to offer privacy. These dances last 10 minutes, then the upsell ramps up for more. Dancers were 7+, with all attractive body types. At prime time (11-1) there was over 12 girls working. Milage depended on the dancers. The girls weren't too pushy but you can feel like a piece of meat in front of a pack of hungry lionesses when you come in. P was a Romanian girl, 5'8 with blonde hair and large breasts, medium size ass. She was persuasive but her dance was lackluster. She was slow to start and tried to short a song. K was a thick Colombian with a gorgeous ass, about 5'4, with a great grind. I wish I spent more time with her than P. She hinted at more in private and was very handsy. C was a very tall, dark skinned beauty wearing cat ears and a ton of glitter. She had implants that we're large for her frame. Her dance was very professional and skilled - girl used her body like a tool to make us both happy. I didn't push it, but she was receptive to requests. I would recommend the place if you have money to burn because those dances add up quick. The girls are the prettiest in the city but the Chinese woman was a mood killer, and watches the girls like a hawk. Ironically the bouncers were pretty cool. A solid B from me. I'll come back the next time I'm in Ireland.

Environment: 5/10 Girls (Appearance): 7/10 Mileage: 3/10 Ambiance: 3/10 Fun: 3/10 I broke my "strip club" cherry at this place during a trip to Ireland in 2017. Paying the doorman and you're led to an open area with couched or chairs along the wall and a bar near the front of the door. There were about 3 very small poles on raised platforms that were presumed to be for dancing, but with no customers they were left unused. The whole vibe was very distant, and the lights low. It was a dive but at that time there were about 10 girls working of varying bodytpes - some thick, some spinners. The place was dead when it came to customers, and the girls were huddled up in a group by the door just chatting. I got a drink and sat down one of the chairs near a stage, unsure if they would start dancing to entice a customer or what, but I was just glad to be somewhere with girls in skimpy outfits. After chatting with a thin redhead and accepting a dance, I was led down to the basement VIP room which was a separate open area with couches and dim lighting. The girl was pleasant and had B-cub sized breasts, removed her top but left her bottoms on - but her dancing was very light and low mileage. She didn't allow any sort of touching and brushed my hands off whenever I moved, and there wasn't anything interesting or worthwhile to speak of except it went on long enough that I was ready to try to find a new dancer. After the dance ended the hard upsell came on, with repeated attempts to take the boring air dances into closed rooms for a premium. I declined and moved onto a few other dancers. It was more of the same - low mileage, high upsell towards the end. Maybe they could have been free to show their stuff in the rooms but the dances certainly didn't sell me on anything. Other posters are right in that it's more of a gentlemans club - look but don't expect to touch, or even be touched much. Certainly no grinding and forget about extras. I wouldn't revisit or recommend.