Relax They Are Still There
So I decide to risk my health to find out if Bogarts is the same or how its changed. Its a good news/bad news review. For those of you who enjoy the best in grungy high mileage strip clubs you can relax, it will be there when you decide its safe to return. For those of you hoping they would use the downtime to remodel, replace the sick brown urinals and maybe improve the overall vibe of the club...sorry maybe next pandemic, it did not happen. The same layout and grunge is all still there. The bar is to the left after you walk in, very dark, main stage in the center across from the bar. Same broken barstools, still a mini stage by the bathroom and dj booth, another over by the door.
dancer summary:
About 10 girls
Maybe 3 AA, 7 white
Lots or tats
Lots or extra pounds
None had great tits
The 3 AA girls were the best of the group with decent athletic bodies, smallish tits biggish butts. They were younger than the club average too which I'm guessing was about 32 for the ladies and 55 for the guys.
Everything is exactly the same, though. The cover is $5 and for some reason you get a raffle ticket for nothing. A Budweiser is still $6.75. Also, most of the women are old/fat or both. We love Bogarts like shopping at a garage sale, sometimes Granny just didn't like the Louie bag her big city niece bought her for Christmas 20 years ago and its for sale cheap in her garage sale before she moves her crossword puzzle books to the nursing home to live out her final days playing shuffleboard and passing around Chlamydia with some old men all hopped up cheap little blue pills. Some of those old men are shopping the garage sale on Michigan Ave too!
I arrived on a Tuesday and ordered one of those cold Buds, got an ashtray since they allow smoking and took in the sights. The place was pretty busy, honestly I was a bit uncomfortable with no mask allowing me to drink/smoke but sobofybwqs wearing them, and I was only going to be there for about an hour and a half...at that time closing time was 10 pm. I arrived at 830. There were 3 AA girls with nice bodies who were the cream of the crop that night. I tipped one on the main stage, she didn't come see me. I tipped another on the side stage by the filthy pisser, she came right over and since it was 930, we headed straight to the back. For newbies here, dances are $10/song on Tuesdays. I usually avoid Tuesdays here for that reason, Bogarts is a draw for the menu, not the lap dances. So we get in the booth, curtain drawn and she says $10/song but there's always more available. So she asks for $200 for my dreams to come true plus songs...I told I don’t have nightmares that A satisfsfying and pleasant dream should be had for $150 including songs. She agreed and got to work putting me to sleep. Service was marginal at best but it was like Colt 45....works every time.