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6 years ago
Delilah's
100 Spring Garden St Philadelphia, PA 19123
Delilah's (stock neutral)
Club (7/10) Type: upscale Parking: private lot, medium-sized Club Setup: lobby area as you enter (that uses way too much square feet in my opinion); cigarette vending machine and bathroom on left; dance area on right; bar...
Comments: 4
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tuscl12345
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6 years ago
Club Risque
3025 Veterans Hwy Bristol, PA 19007
Club Risque
Club (6/10) Type: midscale Parking: private lot; medium-sized Club Setup: bathroom on left as you enter; 3 pool tables on right; bar area in front of pool tables and dance area behind of pool tables; 2 poles...
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6 years ago
Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
Club Risque On The Delaware (stock up)
Club (9/10) Type: upscale Parking: private lot, large-sized Club Setup: lobby area as you enter; DJ booth on right as you walk past lobby; lounge area on right and left; bar area in middle; 3 poles in...
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6 years ago
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
Cheerleaders (Stock down)
Club (7/10) Type: midscale Parking: private lot, medium-sized Club Setup: lobby area as you enter; bathroom on the right; DJ booth top-right corner; 6 poles in middle of bar; 1 pole in lounge area; booth-like lounges by...
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6 years ago
Double Visions
1138 Easton Rd Horsham, PA 19044
Double Visions (Stock neutral)
Club (6/10) Type: lowscale Parking: private lot, medium-sized Club Setup: bouncer sits by entrance; two poles in middle of bar; bathroom facing bar; DJ booth next to bathroom; lounge area with pool table and dart board next...
Comments: 2
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lolruned
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6 years ago
Creekside Cabaret
3225 Advance Ln Hatfield, PA 18915
Creekside Cabaret (stock down)
Club (8/10) Type: upscale Parking: private lot, large-sized Club Setup: lobby area as you enter; go past the lobby and bar is on the left; stage is on right; 4 poles on stage; tables and seats scattered...
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6 years ago
Creekside Cabaret
3225 Advance Ln Hatfield, PA 18915
Creekside Cabaret (stock down)
Club (8/10) Type: upscale Parking: private lot, large-sized Club Setup: lobby area as you enter; go past the lobby and bar is on the left; stage is on right; 4 poles on stage; tables and seats scattered...
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6 years ago
Blue Diamond Lounge
3979 W Ford Rd Philadelphia, PA 19131
Sabel's Showbar (stock down)
Club (4/10) Type: lowscale Parking: public lot, medium-sized Club Setup: LD room on right as soon as you enter building where; bouncer’s area with chair is right outside LD room; pole is in corner on the...
Comments: 5
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6 years ago
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Jerzyfam
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6 years ago
Delilah's
100 Spring Garden St Philadelphia, PA 19123
Delilah's (underwhelming)
Club (7/10) Type: Upscale Parking: private lot, medium Club Setup: lobby area as you enter that seems to use too much square feet; cigarette vending machine and bathroom on left; straight ahead is a small bar area...
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6 years ago
Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
Club Risque On The Delaware (expectations Met)
Club (9/10) Type: Upscale Parking: private lot, large Club Setup: lobby area as you enter; DJ booth on right as you walk past lobby; lounge area on DJ booth side; bar area in middle; bathrooms down the...
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6 years ago
Atlantis Gentlemen's Club
3813 Chestnut St Philadelphia, PA 19104
Atlantis Gentlemen's Club (underwhelming)
Club (6/10) Type: midscale Parking: public lot, small Club Setup: poles in bar area; lounge area on the right Dance Setup: n/a Atmosphere: non-smoking; poor visibility Location: urban; universities 10 minutes away; sports stadiums within 20 minutes Televisions: small ones around...
Comments: 2
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6 years ago
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lolruned
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6 years ago
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
Cheerleaders (with Lolruned Rating System 2.0)
I overhauled the way I review strip clubs to make it easier for the reader to get the vital information they might be looking for. I am pleased to present you with my new...
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6 years ago
Double Visions
1138 Easton Rd Horsham, PA 19044
Double Visions (culmination Review)
This review is a culmination of all of of my visits (~10 times) since my previous review. I won’t be listing every single visit in the review. March (2nd week, weekend evening): Bouncer was pretty...
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6 years ago
Blue Diamond Lounge
3979 W Ford Rd Philadelphia, PA 19131
Sabel's Showbar
Vibe (6/10) I stopped by a weekday evening the 3rd week of March. Wow is this place small. The actual building and inside is about the size of a small studio apartment. Anyways, as you...
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6 years ago
Creekside Cabaret
3225 Advance Ln Hatfield, PA 18915
Creekside Cabaret (culmination Review)
This review is a culmination of all of of my visits (about 5 times) to this place since my previous review. March (1st week, weekend night): there were some butterfaces and decent looking girls (high...
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6 years ago
Suzy's Lounge
2453 County Line Rd Line Lexington, PA 18932
Suzy's Lounge
Vibe (2/10) Hole in the wall. As you enter, you find yourself looking at the bar on the right hand side and one pole on the left hand side. Very odd setup with multiple...
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6 years ago
Double Visions
1138 Easton Rd Horsham, PA 19044
Double Visions
Vibe 6/10 Hole in the wall. As soon you enter, you find yourself looking at the bar area with two poles in the middle. Off in the left-corner is a "lounge" area with a pool...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
Creekside Cabaret
3225 Advance Ln Hatfield, PA 18915
Creekside Cabaret
Vibe 10/10 One large projector screen above the bar and a couple of smaller televisions scattered around the walls. Placement of televisions were adequate. They show UFC fights here. Seats were pretty comfortable. Lighting was...
Comments: 7
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lolruned
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6 years ago
19th Hole Lounge
3011 Jenkintown Rd Glenside, PA 19038
Waste Of Money And Time
Vibe 3/10 Small, out of date televisions scattered around the walls. Seats aren't very comfortable. Too many pool tables. Bathroom felt out of date and unclean. Looks bigger outside than it is inside Value 5/10 There's no...
Comments: 5
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