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6 years ago
TheBarbarian, lol. You crack me up. I just read your reviews and you feel bad for me? I feel bad for you! It was pathetic. You are the last person whose advice I would take about having a good time. Going to dumpy clubs where the women try to cheat you and they’re unattractive with pussies that smell like “dumpster juice,”you can knock yourself out with that sketchy and disgusting shit, but that’s what I was specifically avoiding and you’d have to pay me to do that lol. And before you rattle off some nonsensical bullshit about how great the clubs are in some far off promised land, WE’RE NOT THERE, this is the DMV and you pay a lot for lower mileage, or you can bask in trashy clubs with disgusting dumpster juice pussies. Fucking cheapskate...
Would I have had a better time if I had busted a nut? Hell yes. Did I not have a good time because I didn’t? Hell no. To not have a good time after what I had, you should probably be going to a gay club instead. Fucking dumpster juice lol
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6 years ago
I agree 100%. It was a spur of the moment thing with basically no planning. I work an amazingly stressful job and had just come through one of the busiest and stressful parts of the year, and the last week was the crowning bullshit. I needed something to take the edge off and didn’t want to wait. Expensive or not, at least I at least accomplished that. This was the strip club equivalent of buying a normally $10 umbrella for $30 after it’s started raining cats and dogs and hailing. I had considered going to the block, but, from what I’d read on here recently, a lot of the block is sketchy and/or hit or miss when it comes to quality (I’m very picky, which says a lot about my dancer) and some of the higher end clubs on the block can also be similarly expensive nowadays for similar mileage. I had the money and didn’t feel like club hopping to find what I was looking for (especially with an extra hour’s drive (one way) guaranteed) and, lo and behold, I got the undivided and erotic attention of a dime piece within a few minutes. For the money, I could have fucked a model quality prostitute for a couple of hours, so I definitely get the shock people are feeling. Unfortunately I live in a relative strip club desert so that’s what it takes to get what I got. Reading through the reviews, I probably had the best time just about anyone has had at this club, but I’m also the only one I see who would pay the for it. Doing what I did very infrequently versus frequently paying a fraction of what I did to be bitter and disappointed each time, I think I made the right choice. Tijuana is definitely on the list at some point, no doubt about it!
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6 years ago
I think you’ve got the right idea! With a bit more planning I’ll definitely get some superior mileage, that’s for sure!
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6 years ago
Ryem, you may be right (or you may just be bitter), and I did spend a lot, but I’d rather have fun for the money I paid than spend my time obsessing over being suckered and, in the process, not have a good time at all. For Pete’s sake, after browsing through your reviews I wonder why you bother going out at all anymore lol
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6 years ago
Rod8432, you speak the truth. You can also buy gas for under $0.50/gallon in Saudi Arabia, but I pay 5x more in VA. Gotta make due with what you have in your area. I wanted a good time and didn’t want to go on a damn pilgrimage or weed through a bunch of sketchy clubs with unattractive girls in a dangerous area hoping to find quality. For the record, me keeping my load wasn’t for her lack of trying - I’ve always taken a long time to get off, so doing so that quick with no FS would have impressed me quite a bit.