Lattimer

NTTAWWT.

The guys who have to dominate girls by slapping and choking them are usually repressed homosexuals. They degrade the girls because they feel like they’re forced by society to be with them, when they’d rather be with a guy. Sorry IceyLoco, you might be a homosexual.

The only club in Houston I consider upscale is the Men’s Club (TMC) and I don’t think it’s extras-friendly. Treasures is close and pretty high mileage, but the quality is not the same as TMC. The place I’ve seen the best combination of quality and mileage is Ritz on the south side. On the north side is the Church (St. James), but I’m not sure about the mileage there now. I’m planning a visit soon so I’ll update with a review. Good luck!

If you’re in a cooler climate and have a pair of corduroy jeans, wear them to the club. The girls won’t be used to it but they’ll like them because they’re soft.