Reviews

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

He cuts off every song, and even with the songs he does play, he's the worst strip club DJ around. He seems to think it's about him. I suppose management is telling him to cut…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 4 1

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Wow! This place is in bad shape. There used to be some decent dancers who made the trip to dive-bar land fun. They're gone. I wish I knew where dancers like Nicole and Chelsea ended…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 7 yrs ago 3

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

The Ritz has some great stage dancers. They've picked off a lot of talent from Hustler, but read the old reviews of Hustler lap dances and you'll get an idea of what to expect here:…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 7 1

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

I’m not looking for extras from dancers, and I’m not looking for drugs,crappy parking, or having to deal with all the junkies around, so I can’t stand the block. Hustler is supposedly the classy…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 7 yrs ago 4

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

Most of the girls here aren’t close to being 10’s, but it is fun - not like a Block vibe at all. They aren’t going to pressure you for lap dances, rooms, or drinks. With…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 8 yrs ago 5

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Before 6, this place is close to perfect. Free off street parking. Friday is the only afternoon with a cover and it’s because they have free food. I’ve found that half the time they don’t…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 2 1

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

As I’ve said before, some of the day dancers at GGC are a total waste of time - chicks with bad tattoos and pancake tits who don’t get fully nude and seem bored on stage.…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 8 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 2 7

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

This is my go-to place after work. Most clubs don’t seem to try too hard before 7. Scores is different. Parking is free before 6. A pair of domestic beers costs me $7. Everything on…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 2 3

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Wow! I’ve tried this place three times for an after work drink, and then hopefully a dance or two. Each time it was awful. For one, none of the dancers get fully nude, and a…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 1 3

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

$4 beers. Drinks for dancers are the same price. Full nudity. No pressure. The have a few dancers who are really good. The one with the "You Wish" tattoo looks like she's in her late…

BoyGarySharkLasers· 8 yrs ago 3