Reviews by sled666

Was my third time in SF, and I previously went to Crazy Horse. My experience there was good in the sense that there always was a lot of 2way touching, with a cool atmosphere. But the girls were not so hot (never above 6-7) and the place is weird (see my other reviews..). Anyway, my hotel was near Deja Vu so I decided to go. It's very conveniently located (I went walking, and walked back to my hotel too) when you stay in SF. The bouncer was kind of weird when he announced the cover (30$ I think), as if he assumed by my looks that I coulnd't afford, but once I had payed the staff was rather friendly and let me in. There was 10 guys already seated, and the show on stage was really good, at least the dancers were really hot (mostly 7 and a few 8/9). They only serve non alcohol, so I had a soda. Once seated I was never asked for a dance, which was suprising for me, and the girls only seemed to rotate on stage. But every 30 minutes, they announce some kind of 2 for 1 happy hour, and all the girls get on stage, and then come down to offer their services. Every 30 minutes, I've been offered a dance, but never in between! Found it weird, since I had more dollars than spare time... Anyway, I tried 3 dancers, all very sexy. First one was gorgeous nd very friendly. Lots of contact and great moves. Second one was angry with the manager for some reason, so she asked me beforeahdn for a tip if I wanted contact, which I did but found a little rude (I always tip for the extra mile). Third one was hot too, but she insisted way too much for a private. She took me downstair to show me the beds, and it seemed really nice. She said we could have a lot of contact, but I didn't want what she offered. So I took 3 dances upstairs, and it was decent, but she kept complaining about this same manager. Bottom line: I really enjoyed the dances here, and the high mileage. but the overall atmosphere was not so fun, because of the fact that you have little to no interaction with the girls, except when they do the 2 for 1. Still, I'll come back because of the really gorgeous dancers.

I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the room, with chairs all around, and a few rows of theater like chairs. But it didn't feel akward or anything like that, not in my memory nor this very night. We came with a friend, walking from the Gold Club, where the atmosphere was way too uptight for us. There was a cover, something in the 20s. Around midnight. First thing is there was really not a lot of girls working, maybe three or four at any time of the night. And they didn't really pay attention to the few customers, including us, which was weird because we wanted to spend our dollars. And we finally did. Second: they merely never danced on stage. I asked later to one of the girl, and she explained that it was because nobody was tipping (which was true), but still, you couldn't realy see what was available... I could get a few dances, yet, and the girls were really friendly, even though the first one poured like a ton of sanitizer in my hands before starting (which indicated, on the other end, that she did expect some heavy touching, see below...). Not georgeous (6s at top), but enjoyable ladys. Still, it ended up being a good night, because the mileage for lap dances was really OK (nothing crazy, but full 2-way). The first girl even showed me the more "private" room, which is not so private, since there's only a curtain separating you from the main room... And as I said, the girls were really friendly and warm, so it made my night... So, mixed feeling because my friend who was on for a show really got bored (actually, he got nothing), but I enjoyed the contact with the girls.

Been there with a friend, on our way to the Keys a few month ago. There was a cover, 20$ I think, but he paid so I don't quite know. Inside, the feeling is more of a sport's bar than a club: flatscreens everywhere, guys watching and cheering on games... A lot of on stage action, and the girls are pretty decent, with some really hot (but moslty 7 and 8). BUt the dance and pole skills are basic. Spent the night pretty much with two girls who claimed to be be french and cousins. They already had a drink, so they didn't even ask for one. they were not pushy at all for dances, and the conversation last quite a lot, whih was fun. WE ended up taking dances from them (then switched), and the private dance was decent (though lazy, I found). My overall impression was that goirls were not really willing to work the extra mile. 2 way contact in the private booth (pretty much like Little Darlings in NO). It was a fun atmosphere, more fun than sexy I would say. But I will definitely come back!

My first time here was just amazing. Came with just a friend. We are not regulars of places like this, so we started by watching the show for a few hours. The show is happening on a catwalk podium, which gives a nice view from everywhere in the club. Show wasn't very spectacular, and pole skills were low, but there was a lot of fun (especially with female patrons on the front row, who got a lot of attention). Girls varied hugely, which was a surprise, fom genuine 9 to as low as you can think. We got offers for dances and one of the girl explained us the prices : 20$ for private. Girls weren't too pushy. We eventually took a dance. It happens in a small room near the entrance, with a bouncer standing near the curtain. you certainly see evryone else in the room, but it's dark enough to forget. A lot of 2 way contact, with a gorgeous girl, though with a little attitude. the second one was even better. My friend went for the champagne room, and was offered a BJ, which he declined (!!!), and then the girl didn't even dance. Would recommend the place, maybe my friend would disagrre, but he should have asked before.