Reviews

My first visit to Chi Chi's, after the change from T&A Cabaret was on a Tuesday afternoon at 4:30 p.m. - No cover in the afternoon - Beer = $6 - Parking in the lot in the back I entered the club…

6 mos ago

G Spot

Akron, OH

The Elder

I dropped by the G-Spot on a Tuesday around 2:00 p.m. They left the door open, so you could see the parking lot from inside. This was my fist time getting dances,…

6 mos ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Silhouette

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

On a Wednesday evening, I dropped by Dreamers. - Cover = $10 on a Wednesday evening. - Beer = $5.00 - Plenty of parking There is a long bar on the left side of the room as you enter.…

6 mos ago2

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Slow Night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I noticed that Boom Boom had not been reviewed in a while. I don’t get to Akron often, but normally when I drive by the parking lot has been mostly empty. This time…

6 mos ago

Absolut Lounge

Akron, OH

In the Sink?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The sign on the bathroom wall reads: “Don’t wash your dick in the sink.” Not kidding. Even for a dive bar, I was not expecting that. I went to the Absolut…

7 mos ago3

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA

Light-up and Flashing

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I went to the Garden of Edan on a Wednesday evening, around 8:00 p.m. It is on Broadway, where there used to be more clubs, but now they are down to four/five. I…

7 mos ago

Bucks Wild

Dallas, TX

Tongue in Ear

I dropped by Buck’s Wild on a Wednesday evening. Chatted with the nice (and cute) lady at the door, paid my cover and, after an ID scan went through the double doors into the…

9 mos ago2

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

The Tease

I arrived on Tuesday night around 8:00 p.m., paid the cover and went to the bar to order a beer. I was told that they did not serve alcohol. I checked the stage.…

10 mos ago

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, CA

Window Dressing

I was at this club for a few hours on a Tuesday, and was asked three times, why did you choose this club. It was, my warmup and avoiding traffic, before heading to COI.…

11 mos ago

Condor Club

San Francisco, CA

Bucket List

I went to the Condor on Tuesday evening. This club was on my bucket list, since it is supposed to be the first strip club. - No cover at 6:30 p.m. on a…

12 mos ago

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

She Sat on my Hand

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went to the House around 9:30 on a Thursday night. I was the first customer. Cover = $20 Beer = $11 …

1 yr ago1

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

No Pressure

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I visited the Mustang on a Thursday evening, a few weeks ago. They have flashing lights, with loud music. It feels like a club: Cover = $10 Beer =…

1 yr ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Your Mileage May Vary

I was in Ohio for business, and tried an Akron club, on a Thursday evening. After seeing an empty parking lot at my planned club, I went up the street and around the corner…

1 yr ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

The Ring

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went to Archibald’s on a Thursday night, around 9:00 p.m. I did not have time to get to a better club in Maryland. • No cover, on a Thursday night …

1 yr ago4

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

About 300 Dollars

So, I went to Vegas for a one day work trip. My plan after work was to go to a mid-tier strip club. I had about $300. I was at the Fashion…

2 yrs ago1

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Who are you here to see?

I was in town for business and hit three Akon clubs on a Thursday evening / night. This was the first club. Cover = Free at 7:00 p.m. Beer = $5.00 Plenty of parking, with a…

2 yrs ago2

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, CA

College Girls on a Sunday

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I heard that Little Darlings was the only club, or one of the few clubs, that does not have a mote around the stage in San Diego County. I was in town for business…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

Just One

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This was my second time at XTC. I was in town for business, on a Wednesday, and had similar experiences both times. - Cover $25 - Enough parking on the side of the building, during the…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, AZ

The Flashing Ass

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I had heard about flashing butt plugs, but I had never seen one before, in person. I went to Dirty’s on a Monday night around 10:00 p.m. Cover = $7 Beer = $6 Available parking in…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Three-sided Room

So, I visited what I think used to be Mustang’s. The Mustang’s sign is gone. There has been a remodel. The nastiest strip club bathroom that I have ever experienced is gone.…

3 yrs ago4

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, FL

No Air

I was in Orlando, on a Sunday evening, and did not have time to drive to Cocoa Beach. So, I decided to try an urban club called Cleo’s. Cover = $20 Beer = $7 Floor Dances =…

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Pulled to the Side

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went to Northern New Jersey and tried Paradizio for the first time. I got there at 6:00 p.m. on a Saturday, and parked in front of the building: Cover = $10 Beer + $8 Parking on…

3 yrs ago1

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, AZ

Some Skills on the Pole