Reviews

I dropped by the G-Spot on a Tuesday around 2:00 p.m. They left the door open, so you could see the parking lot from inside. This was my fist time getting dances,…

3 mos ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Silhouette

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

On a Wednesday evening, I dropped by Dreamers. - Cover = $10 on a Wednesday evening. - Beer = $5.00 - Plenty of parking There is a long bar on the left side of the room as you enter.…

4 mos ago2

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Slow Night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I noticed that Boom Boom had not been reviewed in a while. I don’t get to Akron often, but normally when I drive by the parking lot has been mostly empty. This time…

4 mos ago

Absolut Lounge

Akron, OH

In the Sink?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The sign on the bathroom wall reads: “Don’t wash your dick in the sink.” Not kidding. Even for a dive bar, I was not expecting that. I went to the Absolut…

4 mos ago3

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, CA

Light-up and Flashing

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I went to the Garden of Edan on a Wednesday evening, around 8:00 p.m. It is on Broadway, where there used to be more clubs, but now they are down to four/five. I…

4 mos ago

Bucks Wild

Dallas, TX

Tongue in Ear

I dropped by Buck’s Wild on a Wednesday evening. Chatted with the nice (and cute) lady at the door, paid my cover and, after an ID scan went through the double doors into the…

6 mos ago2

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

The Tease

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I arrived on Tuesday night around 8:00 p.m., paid the cover and went to the bar to order a beer. I was told that they did not serve alcohol. I checked the stage.…

7 mos ago

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, CA

Window Dressing

I was at this club for a few hours on a Tuesday, and was asked three times, why did you choose this club. It was, my warmup and avoiding traffic, before heading to COI.…

8 mos ago

Condor Club

San Francisco, CA

Bucket List

I went to the Condor on Tuesday evening. This club was on my bucket list, since it is supposed to be the first strip club. - No cover at 6:30 p.m. on a…

9 mos ago

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

She Sat on my Hand

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went to the House around 9:30 on a Thursday night. I was the first customer. Cover = $20 Beer = $11 …

1 yr ago1

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

No Pressure

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I visited the Mustang on a Thursday evening, a few weeks ago. They have flashing lights, with loud music. It feels like a club: Cover = $10 Beer =…

1 yr ago

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Your Mileage May Vary

I was in Ohio for business, and tried an Akron club, on a Thursday evening. After seeing an empty parking lot at my planned club, I went up the street and around the corner…

1 yr ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

The Ring

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went to Archibald’s on a Thursday night, around 9:00 p.m. I did not have time to get to a better club in Maryland. • No cover, on a Thursday night …

1 yr ago4

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

About 300 Dollars

So, I went to Vegas for a one day work trip. My plan after work was to go to a mid-tier strip club. I had about $300. I was at the Fashion…

1 yr ago1

Club Boom Boom

Akron, OH

Who are you here to see?

I was in town for business and hit three Akon clubs on a Thursday evening / night. This was the first club. Cover = Free at 7:00 p.m. Beer = $5.00 Plenty of parking, with a…

1 yr ago2

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, CA

College Girls on a Sunday

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I heard that Little Darlings was the only club, or one of the few clubs, that does not have a mote around the stage in San Diego County. I was in town for business…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

Just One

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This was my second time at XTC. I was in town for business, on a Wednesday, and had similar experiences both times. - Cover $25 - Enough parking on the side of the building, during the…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, AZ

The Flashing Ass

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I had heard about flashing butt plugs, but I had never seen one before, in person. I went to Dirty’s on a Monday night around 10:00 p.m. Cover = $7 Beer = $6 Available parking in…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Three-sided Room

So, I visited what I think used to be Mustang’s. The Mustang’s sign is gone. There has been a remodel. The nastiest strip club bathroom that I have ever experienced is gone.…

3 yrs ago4

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, FL

No Air

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was in Orlando, on a Sunday evening, and did not have time to drive to Cocoa Beach. So, I decided to try an urban club called Cleo’s. Cover = $20 Beer = $7 Floor Dances =…

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Pulled to the Side

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went to Northern New Jersey and tried Paradizio for the first time. I got there at 6:00 p.m. on a Saturday, and parked in front of the building: Cover = $10 Beer + $8 Parking on…

3 yrs ago1

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, AZ

Some Skills on the Pole

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I arrived at Dirty’s on a Wednesday evening at 9:00 p.m. I paid the $7 cover and got my license checked. After a pat-down, I entered the club. It is dark at first.…

4 yrs ago1

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

For Your Viewing Pleasure

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try one of the Latina clubs. So, I tried Chicas Locas one weekday afternoon. Cover = $9 Beer = $6 Parking: Plenty of parking on three sides of…

4 yrs ago1

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, TX

Why Did You Come Here?