Reviews

Was in a Elizabeth thought I’d stop at Taboo. Area is fine. Parking lot, a little crowded but you should get a spot. This was Sunday night too I wasn’t expecting it to be busy.…

Came in on Wednesday night. Hunts point. I don't think it's a bad area but crime statistics might disagree. Whatever I found parking. Today I was feeling like Willy Wonka up in this bitch, craving…

Came in on a Tuesday night. I had nothing else to do so I thought I’d check out a new club. Drove in because on week night knew I would get good parking and I…

Came on a Wednesday night. Around 10. Was one of the first customers in. Cover was $20. Some kind of Halloween party going on. Layout just to knock it out. Walk in bathrooms are upstairs.…

Came on a Friday night. This club is way out east on the island in Ronkonkoma. It’s in an industrial park area. There is a parking lot but if that’s full there is a lot…

Could be something here. Atleast better than previous reviews might indicate. They must’ve hired a new batch of foreign girls. Came on a Saturday night around midnight. Cover was $15 get patted down and all…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA Like Mermaids but opposite. Fish part on top. Alright that's a little mean but nothing stood out. Can't even get private dances here anyway. They might just dance for you at the bar, come that…

Does anybody fucking clean up out front. It was all over the street. Smelled like shit because it was shit. Alright there was plenty of street parking right off the BQE in Woodside not far…

Came on a Friday night. It’s in Astoria, good area. I found parking on the streets. Should be alright to find a spot at night. Cover was $20. My beer was $8. Lapdances are $30.…

Went on aFriday night after midnight. It looked apocalyptic, place is definitely done for. Could see why it didn’t do to well based location. Not necessarily on a main thoroughfare, in a middle of nowhere…

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there…

This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. It's called Secrets now not Illusions. They have a parking lot, should be enough spots. Came just after midnight. No cover. Bunch people out front having a…