Reviews

Hoops is right next to Rick's Cabaret, not far from MSG and Penn Station. I got a flyer from so dude yelling on the street. Thank God for that guy, saved me $20 bucks that…

Wednesday night like around 9. Club is in a famously nice area, the upper east side. Right near the 59th street bridge. Make sure you go to their website to get their coupon for free…

West side of manhattan I usually do train but was able to find parking on a weeknight. Club is around the corner from where they shoot the Daily Show. That show sucks though so here…

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked in.…

This club is right around the corner from flashdancers which I had just come from. No parking whatsoever, take the train. It’s midtown area is plenty safe. Walk into a typical bar, the strip club…

Club is in Midtown on 45th between 9th and 8th. Came around 2. Parking is impossible so never take your car, take the train. I was in town with my car and had to leave…

I was in the city and dressed in a suit for some other shit but I was passing by so why not. No cover. It’s Manhattan so absolutely no parking. I was already there but…

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Came in a saw this beautiful 18 year old dancer, Alex. She was a steel worker by day and stripper by night. And she rides a bicycle everywhere. Typical for a high school girl.…

Just outside downtown across a bridge. The neighborhood it’s built alongside a hill with train tracks on top. Industrial area. Good parking. Cover was $10 and get patted down. Walk in down hallway bathrooms on…

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Downtown Pittsburgh. Friday night. On the 9th Avenue. Parking might be a bitch but I found a spot on the street a block away. Cover was $15 but guy gave me $5 off for being…

Yeah they were chanting all like that when I came in. Sometimes you can judge a club on its name. Just escaping downtown Pittsburgh, seems like an alright area. This club does have mandatory valet…

Me and a dear friend were sailing in search of the location. Through the foggy mist we heard a beautiful song. My friend Jeremy heard it as a Clarion call. I attempted to intervene I…