Laptime22

California

Reviews by Laptime22

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  5 years ago
  Acropolis

  8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
  Steak, yes. Girls... no!

  Obviously, it’s best to have an excuse to go to a strip club and most of the time when I say I’m going for any other reason besides getting my rocks off, I’m lying....
• review

  6 years ago
  Red Garter Saloon

  208 Duval St Key West, FL 33040
  Not bad/pleasantly surprised

  I wouldn’t rank this club in my top 50, but with a 7 hour shore leave from a cruise, it wasn’t too bad. The girls were 3s and 4s, except one was a sexy...
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  6 years ago
  Golden Dragon Exotic Club

  324 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR 97204
  Went home unfulfilled!

  I was burned out on spyce and club rouge, so I thought I’d get things “taken care” of at Golden Dragon.. I’ve been there one time before and had a decent time but clearly...
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  6 years ago
  Capital Cabaret

  6713 Mt Herman Rd Morrisville, NC 27560
  Male to female ratio?

  There is an upside to every girl in the place being occupied, you don’t get hassled... however, when you’re there to drop some cash and you can’t get a second look, you know there...
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  6 years ago
  Glass Slipper

  22 Lagrange St Boston, MA 02116
  So sad

  I’m siting in this place right now. It is fucking sad. It smells like willie Nelson’s dressing room. The 3 dancers are all 1-2’s. The coors light was 10 bucks. It is dark as...
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  6 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  81 W Santa Clara St San Jose, CA 95113
  It’s San Jose’s fault

  It’s is hard to write a bad review for a club when they are doing everything they can to make it nice. They are hiring hot girls, drinks are reasonable and the club is...
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  6 years ago

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  TFP
• review

  6 years ago
  The Cheetah

  887 Spring St NW Atlanta, GA 30308
  You won’t get your money worth in the VIP

  The layout of the club is nice enough, no poles which is kind of cool because watching poll tricks is the most boring thing I can think of. There’s either one or two girls...
  Comments: 5

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  6 years ago

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  TJ Lee
• review

  7 years ago
  Club Rouge

  403 SW Harvey Milk St Portland, OR 97204
  Just a strip club

  Not much to report here. This place is just a typical strip club. Cliché decorations, music and overall feel. The girls are hot and some are friendly. The club does actively squash extras and...
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  7 years ago
  Gold Club

  650 Howard St San Francisco, CA 94105
  Total ripoff!

  Decided to check this spot out because I wanted more of a hang then a meat market like some of the more hands on clubs nearby. The girls are hot as hell, no question....
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  cutzlikaknife
• review

  7 years ago
  Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

  907 E Arques Ave Sunnyvale, CA 94085
  What is the point?

  I have been to this club several times and each time when I leave I ask myself, "what is the point"? The girls are usually OK looking, there is always at least one that...
• review

  7 years ago
  Gold Club

  81 W Santa Clara St San Jose, CA 95113
  Must be a front for something

  This place has such potential, great location, really interesting floor layout. And yet it is a complete waist of time to visit. I don't mind paying a cover to enter a club, but why...
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  PutaTester