Reviews

11 reviews by Laptime22

Acropolis

Portland, OR

Steak, yes. Girls... no!

Obviously, it’s best to have an excuse to go to a strip club and most of the time when I say I’m going for any other reason besides getting my rocks off, I’m lying. But…

7 yrs ago

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, FL

Not bad/pleasantly surprised

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I wouldn’t rank this club in my top 50, but with a 7 hour shore leave from a cruise, it wasn’t too bad. The girls were 3s and 4s, except one was a sexy 6.…

7 yrs ago

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Went home unfulfilled!

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I was burned out on spyce and club rouge, so I thought I’d get things “taken care” of at Golden Dragon.. I’ve been there one time before and had a decent time but clearly things…

7 yrs ago

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, NC

Male to female ratio?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

There is an upside to every girl in the place being occupied, you don’t get hassled... however, when you’re there to drop some cash and you can’t get a second look, you know there is…

7 yrs ago

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

So sad

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I’m siting in this place right now. It is fucking sad. It smells like willie Nelson’s dressing room. The 3 dancers are all 1-2’s. The coors light was 10 bucks. It is dark as fuck,…

7 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, CA

It’s San Jose’s fault

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

It’s is hard to write a bad review for a club when they are doing everything they can to make it nice. They are hiring hot girls, drinks are reasonable and the club is clean.…

7 yrs ago2

The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

You won’t get your money worth in the VIP

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

The layout of the club is nice enough, no poles which is kind of cool because watching poll tricks is the most boring thing I can think of. There’s either one or two girls on…

8 yrs ago5

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Not much to report here. This place is just a typical strip club. Cliché decorations, music and overall feel. The girls are hot and some are friendly. The club does actively squash extras and according…

8 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Total ripoff!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Decided to check this spot out because I wanted more of a hang then a meat market like some of the more hands on clubs nearby. The girls are hot as hell, no question. But…

8 yrs ago1

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

What is the point?

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I have been to this club several times and each time when I leave I ask myself, "what is the point"? The girls are usually OK looking, there is always at least one that is…

9 yrs ago

Gold Club

San Jose, CA

Must be a front for something

★★★★★★★2.3/10

This place has such potential, great location, really interesting floor layout. And yet it is a complete waist of time to visit. I don't mind paying a cover to enter a club, but why pay…

9 yrs ago1

Reviews

Steak, yes. Girls... no!

Not bad/pleasantly surprised

Went home unfulfilled!

Male to female ratio?

So sad

It’s San Jose’s fault

You won’t get your money worth in the VIP

Just a strip club

Total ripoff!

What is the point?

Must be a front for something

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