Reviews by Laptime22
Submit a ReviewAcropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
Steak, yes. Girls... no!
Obviously, it’s best to have an excuse to go to a strip club and most of the time when I say I’m going for any other reason besides getting my rocks off, I’m lying. But…
Jun 22, 2019, 7:15 PM
Red Garter Saloon
208 Duval St
Key West, FL 33040
Not bad/pleasantly surprised
I wouldn’t rank this club in my top 50, but with a 7 hour shore leave from a cruise, it wasn’t too bad. The girls were 3s and 4s, except one was a sexy 6.…
Feb 2, 2019, 2:06 PM
Golden Dragon Exotic Club
324 SW 3rd Ave
Portland, OR 97204
Went home unfulfilled!
I was burned out on spyce and club rouge, so I thought I’d get things “taken care” of at Golden Dragon.. I’ve been there one time before and had a decent time but clearly things…
Jan 28, 2019, 7:57 PM
Capital Cabaret
6713 Mt Herman Rd
Morrisville, NC 27560
Male to female ratio?
There is an upside to every girl in the place being occupied, you don’t get hassled... however, when you’re there to drop some cash and you can’t get a second look, you know there is…
Dec 14, 2018, 10:23 AM
Glass Slipper
22 Lagrange St
Boston, MA 02116
So sad
I’m siting in this place right now. It is fucking sad. It smells like willie Nelson’s dressing room. The 3 dancers are all 1-2’s. The coors light was 10 bucks. It is dark as fuck,…
Nov 9, 2018, 7:44 PM
Spearmint Rhino
81 W Santa Clara St
San Jose, CA 95113
It’s San Jose’s fault
It’s is hard to write a bad review for a club when they are doing everything they can to make it nice. They are hiring hot girls, drinks are reasonable and the club is clean.…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TFP)
Nov 5, 2018, 8:27 PM
The Cheetah
887 Spring St NW
Atlanta, GA 30308
You won’t get your money worth in the VIP
The layout of the club is nice enough, no poles which is kind of cool because watching poll tricks is the most boring thing I can think of. There’s either one or two girls on…
5 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TJ Lee)
Jun 13, 2018, 4:17 AM
Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St
Portland, OR 97204
Just a strip club
Not much to report here. This place is just a typical strip club. Cliché decorations, music and overall feel. The girls are hot and some are friendly. The club does actively squash extras and according…
Nov 10, 2017, 6:02 AM
Gold Club
650 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
Total ripoff!
Decided to check this spot out because I wanted more of a hang then a meat market like some of the more hands on clubs nearby. The girls are hot as hell, no question. But…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(cutzlikaknife)
Sep 26, 2017, 5:28 PM
Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club
907 E Arques Ave
Sunnyvale, CA 94085
What is the point?
I have been to this club several times and each time when I leave I ask myself, "what is the point"? The girls are usually OK looking, there is always at least one that is…
Jun 2, 2017, 4:50 PM
Gold Club
81 W Santa Clara St
San Jose, CA 95113
Must be a front for something
This place has such potential, great location, really interesting floor layout. And yet it is a complete waist of time to visit. I don't mind paying a cover to enter a club, but why pay…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(PutaTester)
Apr 26, 2017, 9:12 PM












