Reviews by MajerLazer

Totally chill vibe. There were two older couples having fun with the dancers. There was maybe 1 or 2 quiet regulars. Nobody seemed to be looking for trouble. 2 trips upstairs (which you only pay the $10 once). 1 trip was with a young spinner, super open with sweet energy. Very hands on R rated lap dance. After I told her we were good, she was open to still talking and spending time without the charge. Next trip was with a more seasoned and tanned blonde. She wiped and sanitized the leather couch before we sat down. We were halfway through a song when we were ready to start. She told me she wouldn’t charge until the next song began. She used that time to give a seriously skilled and sexy back and neck massage then the good things began. Her customer service ranks high. So professional and is extremely accommodating. She spent time working out a really bad headache I had and kept going after my headache was gone. She offered FS as well. The whole night, including tipping downstairs and cover cost me less than $200. This place gets bagged on sometimes. I’ve come to really like it.

I gave this place one last go. Every time before, there have been 0 dancers well after the club doors opened. I went back and found 2 on shift. One was plus sized and with a guest. The other a spinner covered in tattoos. I approached the spinner. We had some great conversation and then headed up stairs. The bouncer was literally snoring on the couches (that’s what the entire VIP section is). She woke him up. I paid him $10. She offered everything. We enjoyed testing the couches in two different seating positions. Crazily enough—we didn’t negotiate prices beforehand. It was less than I was thinking I was going to pay, so it was a great deal. With two beers, cover and the experience, I was under $130. I’ll be back but only when I see more than 4 cars in the parking lot.

This is my second trip here and it was SO much better than the first. Th day shift on this round was one of the better ones I’ve seen. No cover, no drink minimum (that I was approached with at least). I just sat down and was able to enjoy the stage show. Easily the hottest dancer I could see had just gone up. Super tight body. Brunette. Very flexible. I started tipping and she began doing some very close and awesome air grinding from the stage. She’d slip her g-string over just enough to get a quick glimpse of the goods. Theee dances later and we went off to the VIP. Paid the bouncer real quick and went back. This is the first time I had met her, so she was a little cautious but after some convincing her that I was there for business, she provided some fucking great conversation, from an upside down position. She stood on the bench, bent over with her ass in my face and began talking. Yeah. I’ll be back.

I saw this place opened up at 3pm and had some action in the reviews I wanted to scope. Got there around 4:00. There’s a motel in the back and two other cars in the lot. There was a polite attendant at the door and a bar tender. No girls. I asked the bartender when they girls would get there. She had “any” minute. I order a beer and began to chat. She was actually pretty cool and said she’d strip if the owner let her, but only for the right price. A local came in. He obviously had a thing for her which made the vibe uncomfortable, with now just the 4 of us. Another guy came in, making it around 4:45 and still no girls. The bartender said sometimes these girls just don’t show up until 8 or so. I left at 5:15. 0 dancers.

Years of reading the signs “We Barr All” finally got the best of me. It’s not at all what I imagined. Smaller for sure. There are also more rules than I guessed there would be. The “bouncer”/DJ was really kind. They changed out my larger bills into singles. The stacks were counted correctly and no short changing. They serve a full menu (literal food). I didn’t know if they had rules of ordering food so I got fries ($3) and set at the stage. Mirror background, small catwalk, poles (like a cage) and then the seats. You can’t touch. One dancer at a time on stage. She goes where the money is. The average patron was kind of that “sad good ol’ boy”/ trucker. The girls are actually intelligent and/or interesting. I went through 3 dancers, slipping a bill into their garter every couple of minutes. Overall conversations covered investments, spirituality, current events and flirtation. This kept them more engaged and eager to bend over (fully nude) and do a little more. I got offered a dance by one but didn’t want to spend the prices I saw listed for a one-way contact dance. I’m used to much more action (Tampa/West Palm/Pompano). Divey but cool (like one of the clubs you’d see in a movie...pink neon lit while Nazareth plays or something). I’d go back but only if it’s directly on my way.

I was drawn to this one from me xp with the one in Pompano. That DD down there is my favorite in FL. I figured there’d be differences but there’s no cross over from what I saw. The biggest differences that I experienced was the clean factor and the people in it. This was looked older and divier and I couldn’t imagine seeing the same mix of crowd as the one down south here. I didn’t even try to fk with private dances (the reason those that have been know DD is legendary) only bc of how much the dancers were stuck to the regulars. I thought the ladies to be pretty hot still. I like that “Florida” look. Not a total miss, but don’t come here dressed in your khakis and parking your Prius (parking was a huge challenge here too).

Quick trips through Seattle lend themselves to quick access to an airport. After reading some mixed revs about Deja Vu, I decided to give this place a try. Location looks worse on the outside than it is on the inside. It’s hidden back in an industrial park so for an out-of-towner it looks rough. The staff was really friendly and once you’re in, you’re comfotable. Only saw two dancers. One on stage and one in the LD area. I sat in front as a very fit dancer came out. Really playful and GFE type. Idk if it’s state norm, but despite my bills ready to tip, she didn’t come to collect but still interacted with me. After her set, she sat next to me. I tipped her then and after some small talk went to get a decent LD. She encouraged PG-13 touching but did not get nude or even topless. Given my flight time and how long it took me to find the place, I left after one. I was light a $20 bill. I’m usually good about having these in secure spots when I go in...so I was surprised to have it missing. I could have accidentally dropped it when I was tipping but regardless...it was an alright atmosphere and would recommend for a moderate-expectation-night out with your friends.

I've been around the country recently and have exp'd a lot of different clubs and vibes. SFL like pompano beach, Detroit, Seattle (not great) and ATL take the exps to the max. There are times where I'd jus let like to go get grinded on without worrying about VIP upsells. This is the place to go to have just that. The dancers are a radical mix. I've seen skinny tattooed white girls, thick ass latinas, and even shaved headed hard bodied babes. Negotiating is super easy for their non-private, full nude, full contact dances. I like to go right when they open like my last trip around 1pm. There were only two dancers working it. One on stage, one circulating. The one I got a dance from did a great job being into me. It was like a gfe. I got 6 for $100 from her. She rode my leg very hard til she came (maybe faked it but who cares). After that, I got a "double trouble" from an AA and Latina. Excellent exp. $20 at the door sucks, but there's no soft drink mins. so it's worth it.

I was really surprised to find a decent place in this part of town. My first trip there was almost a year ago. My most recent trip was last week. The parking lot still tight. Though I've never had issues, I don't like feeling boxed in. Most of the dancers are pretty lethargic. There was not a lot of hustle in the room. There were about 5 "on deck" but one would really mingle or talk. One at a time they'd go on stage for about 3 dances. I actually really enjoyed the stage dance. If you walk up, put your hands on the stage and a few bucks out, they will come pitch back up on you and dona pretty good grind on your chest. I did this with one Latina, a solid 7. She came and shyly came to my table. We chatted for a bit and then went to get some dances. The dance room is made up of a bunch of couches. It's blocked off from the main floor bit with a half-window just about your head when seated. The weird thing is that the bathrooms are in there too. We were the only ones in there, so we went to a couch up against the wall with the window so we wouldn't be totally open. This was exactly how I did it my first time there. We had 5 dances. She got hotter with each one and let me play under the covers during the last one. I'd go back any time. The only negatives are the LD area, the bouncer walking through every so often, and the last time had a few regulars that were pretty braisen and loud.

Dejavu is known as the "airport" club, however this one is also very close (5mi). It blends in wth the industrial yearns around it so it can be tricky to find. The bouncer was very friendly and explained how things work. $10 cover. No alcohol (state law). 1 drink/hour. The drink prices aren't crazy though. The layout has you looking at one stage with a lot of seating (furniture store?). I had my singles out like usual and sat in the front. Normally the dancers will come up collect that cash, however this one came by at the end of her dance for the tip. I think her name was Jade. Very sweet and bubbly. Even after I asked her for a dance, she seemed genuinely interested in concersatikn before hand. Had I not had a flight so soon, I would have chatted more. $25 LD. Hands go roam waist down anywhere uncovered. Excellent grind. Super sensual. Pricing for multiples didn't make sense. 1 for $25 2 for $60 VIP options available based on time. Didn't go for it. I'd go back.

My territory runs from ATL to West Palm Beach. Y'all know if you've ever passed through pompano beach you world will be rocked. My time here was met with what I found from joints in SC. There is 1 out 5 that you'd want to spend time with. The rest see to go through lethargic tries st given you blue balls. There are a few (darker blonde, fairly tight) that ca man talk to you about some deep shit, however if you're looking for a quick pick, this place my unfulflijg for your style. I'd resommend this place to Anyang done st their end of the the day of traveling and wants to spend some time with pretty ladies.

The inside has been reviewed time and time again. Some do not know about the more private VIP area that is not as obvious, especially if your distracted by the talent walking around. My last visit was the first time I was approached with a 2 drink minimum. The girls I like usually join me faster than the server doesn't I guess. That was fine. Ordered a drink. My usual came by and visited. This time she said that she had a friend she'd like to have join us. I agreed. They made me leave my beer outside our booth. When we finished the beer was still there, but I didn't trust an unattended bottle for that long. The club was getting fairly packed, despite it being late afternoon, so I went ahead and left. This remains the best place by far. Be clean, be cool and be courteous and you will find a friend that aims to please. If you're not vining on the first few girls that approach you, just politely tell them you're there to just kick back. They get it, and move on. Each one seems to get hotter and hotter.

I was in McAllen on business and was pleased to see this place not too far from where I already was. I went on a Monday afternoon. This place is definitely a locals kinda joint, but not to the point to where you don't get action if the dancers don't recognize you. Tipping the dancers while they're on the stage gets you some hands free fun. Though you can't tough while their on the main stage, they really get in your face for a few bucks. It's a 2-3 dan rotation. If you tip them in stage, they'll come and chat you up after. I had a bilingual 7 come by (the hottest one there). She gave me a few dances in the semi-private area. She at first was slow to get really grinding, because this was my first time there. After I grazed her sweet spot, she knew I wasn't undercover and then went hard on me. Two way touch in the best of places. Seriously--one of the best lap dances I've had. There was a private VIP area upstairs but that wasn't offered. Before I went in to get my dances, I noticed the bouncer peaking in on the ones going on before me. I doubt I will go back to McAllen, but if I do, this place is for sure on the list.

I was in town for the day and decided to make this my first Houston club. The ambiance when walking in was promising. The set up was excellent, compared to the smaller south Florida clubs I'm used to. Keep I mind, I am a clean, well dressed younger guy. Any club I've been to, I've been greeted and accompanied by a lady before I even find a seat. I call that great customer service. At this club, there were less than a dozen (good number for the time of day) beauties on the floor, but they were all LAZY AS HELL! None approached me within the hour I was there. The same goes for the rest of the guys that I saw sitting at the tables or bar. The girls were simply talking to each other at one corner of one bar. I don't know if it's just the reputation of the club, to where they think they've got it "made" or what. NOTE: I'm not comparing the policies of these topless clubs to the full nude, full contact clubs of south Florida, I'm comparing the hustle and attitudes. This place fell short, HARD! Won't be back, and that's an easy decision to make.

I used to visit this place while driving through town. I always stopped by in early to mid afternoon. The club is in a safe part of town and never have any hassle to any degree getting in or feeling comfortable. The girls are very attentive. If you show them respect they will make sure you feel welcomed during your time here. The club is small with only one stage and all the dance areas are out there in the open. Despite the set up, they grind very well with constant two way touching. There is a sign hanging that says all dances are between $20-$30 and negotiable. Some girls will lead wth the $30 and make it seem that's the set price but you can negotiate, again, as long as there is respect. The girls are mostly white with hot tattoos. There are naturals and augmented walking around, all mostly in great shape. I'd come back here any time, even with a $20 cover and no privacy. They're great.