ChampLondon

After the big industrial exhibition I was recommended to go to this place. I had read some not too good reviews but since a friend of mine had good experience some years ago I decided to check it out. It was a Thursday evening and when I arrived there was a long line of taxis outside dropping men from all over the world of. I was greeted by a receptionist in her 50's who appeared very irritating that I asked how the place worked. I was handed a towel and key for a locker. I took a shower and proceeded upstairs where I found a bar full of men in towels. There was about 4 times more men than women in the bar and the few women left were so ugly that even after two bottles of wine I would not have chosen any. There was only two attractive ladies one white and a black lady. That was very disappointing this is supposed to be the top place to go in Germany. Well I always think one has to be very lucky to find a pretty working girl in Germany. Anyway I went for a chat with the black lady who soon convinced me to buy a bottle of Champagne costing EUR 179!. She told me she was from Nigeria but I have many year experience with Africa and soon worked out she was in fact from Kenya. I insisted that I only wanted 30 minutes with her but I said no but she still insisted we should do 2 hours for Eur 300. I said no to that and left the room. I went to the bar again to look for a better girl bit there was only ugly Old bags left so decided to leave. In this rip off place you are supposed to pay the lady after the business. I did pay the African 50 euro but when I wanted to check out I was presented with a bill of Eur 479 I when I questioned what that was for the security guy blocked the door. I paid the bill as I just wanted to get out of there fast. The aggressive tattooed 50+ receptionist called down the black girl to question what I said and she claimed that I ordered her for two hours which I did not. Despite that I had already paid up the doorman refused to move and since I am a very big guy I said that if he did not move I would move him myself. The atmosphere is like 20 years ago in Reberbahn a rip off. I had planned on spending 300 Euro or so but before I was out of there it had customers me 879 Euro for nothing. I will never in my life come near a FKK brothel again in my life. Even the worst Soho in London brothel is better that this and I cannot believe that these places FKK are advertised everywhere as paradise compared to traditional brothels in Germany.