Comments by Flo3rida

This review is incomprehensible garbage.

You are a stranger on the Internet and an idiot for telling someone to waste their money on a shit hole place.

I picture a weak minded buffoon troll with keyboard diarrhea who plans his life around making thousand mile treks to the club, stumbling into the DJ booth, and letting AJ and Doug pound his ass while Todd skull fucked him. The next day this idiot would walk into the same tourist trap and give a big hi to every body.

I picture a weak minded buffoon troll with keyboard diarrhea who plans his life around making thousand mile treks to the club, stumbling into the DJ booth, and letting AJ and Doug pound his ass while Todd skull fucked him. The next day this idiot would walk into the same tourist trap and give a big hi to every body.

Nope I'm neither of those guys. Not sure why you shill for this club minnow. If you advised this guy or jeff from Indiana to visit, you are doing a misservice to them. The staff would monitor the parking lot, wait for your Cadillac to pull up to the club and then they knew to fleece the crazy guy with the Hawaiian or fish shirt. Scarlett's is better. Mons is better. Heck Lipstixx is better than this shithole. As Christopher James says, if you want to see pusy, look in the mirror minnow. You are proof that there are more horses' asses than asses in the world. You are officially on ignore.

Textbook tourist trap- Tourist from the Midwest spent $hundreds for shitty dances and just to hear the upsell. If this awful club were not on the main drag, it would be shut down by now.

Weird that research would get you to visit. The stories center around dancer shzanna crime against child, obnoxious dj doing coronagraphy (blowing and making sounds on the mic like it was a corn on the cobb penis), yellow teeth manager touching and giving special attention to dancers helen and Kendra, terrible service frumpy lisa, and gay male philanderings.

Annoying with all the tip offs wanted at this club. Went once and took this chick named Haley or Halo to VIP because I thought she was the wife of Shawn - this annoying manager at the club who has verbal diarrhea. The attendant Mystery, who collected the house fee, said I gave $20 less than I did. Mystery was a ROB so I put it in Haley/Halo's ass pretty good. Then I came back to the club on another night and realized other shenanigans. At night, this tourist dump sends the pretty girls on stage, and the ugly ones come hustling around the room begging for dances. The DJ screams annoyingly and incessantly into the sound system and repeatedly swears and takes the Lord's name in vein- about ten times in an hour. Anyways, I was interested in the dancers and found this ditzy blond with big boobs who was being ogled by minnow, a PL whose name in the TUSCL glossary for being an example of a "Whale: a club patron who ties up one or more of your desired dancers for one hour plus, often in VIP room, for many consecutive dances. (minnow)" http://www.TUSCL.net/gloss.pho I took the ditzy blond to VIP. This time the VIP attendant Shayla was a ROB and upsold me on a more expensive option so she could get a larger tip. I figured that, since I was burning money by being at this club anyways, I would have a lil fun. I paid a bit extra to the blond to let me deposit my fluids into one of her orifices and then get dances with minnow so he would felch my essence out of her. Although I had satisfaction knowing that I was the king of the club on these two night as I had made the manager get my sloppy seconds and the whale drink my juices, I am annoyed this club has so many ROBs and savor the idea of the public nuisance abatement board shutting this club down.