Reviews by Dominic77

This visit was 9/17/2016. This is my first time back to this club in fourteen or fifteen years and my first time back in any strip club in twelve years. I understand that the same owners still own this club (according to dancers I spoke with). Crazy Horse (Brook Park) used to be a no-contact nude club, but now it's a topless club with bikini dances (due to local city ordinance). I used to think this was an awesome club back in the day ('90s) and in many ways it still is. The club was renovated about a year or two ago and it shows. The inside still looks great for a smallish mid-tier club that probably borders on being a dive, yet is it super clean and sanitary! It's also a small club inside with a full bar, several rows of tables stage-side and a main stage (with pole) and a satellite stage (also with pole). Yelp has some accurate pictures of the club's interior, if you want a look. Songs are normal length around 3.5 minutes to 4 minutes (while the dancer collects stage tips). Dance prices are also the same that I paid years ago - $15, which I understand dropped from $20 in Spring 2015. Cover charge is $5, but it is possible to get a coupon from the club's website to either print or show them using your smartphone (which I did). There is a 2 drink minimum and the waitresses are super cool and not pushy at all. My normal whiskey, neat was $7, which I tip $2. The nighttime DJ is not very annoying nor is the music played too loud. The club plays a good mix of '90s and '00s heavy metal and other popular music. The lighting is brighter that I would like, but I am comparing to how it was back in the mid-'90s with dark lighting and black lights. The lighting is more than sufficient to see what is going on. The customers are a mix of blue collar and white collar suburban guys and most age groups are represented (20s, 30s, 40s, and older). The place also appears to be "couples friendly" with both the club and the dancers. None of the women custies had "resting bitch face" and all seemed to be tipping or buying dances. The vibe on Friday night was in the middle of party vibe and laidback "regulars" (aka pervy) vibe. The dances although officially no touching, appear to be 1 way touching for the most part, and 2 way touching, if the dancer allows it (cash, safety, and boundaries respected). I did see outright boob fondling in plain sight, again, even though it is not strictly allowed. Most of the customers (regulars and business travelers here) seemed OK with either 1-way touching or with 2-way touching of the outside of the legs, hips, and waist. The dancers rate 6-9, with most being 7-8, which is nice. There are $10 topless floor dances, but these are air dances with the dancer 2-4 feet away from you (city ordinance). The semi-private Lap Dance area is a long series of couches and the dances there are bikini dances with contact, depending on the dancer and how much you are spending. The bouncer works as a floater in this area and the dancers seem to like him. The bouncer was even super cool when he caught me touching and asked me to stop. The dancers are super friendly and work to get your repeat business, hoping to make you a regular, if local, or at least make your time well spent, if you are in Cleveland. The dancers to understand that, due to the restrictive rules, many of them need to "break the rules" in order to make any money. So work with your dancer fellas and gals, so will try to give you what you want within reason. There is plenty of ass-grindage and okay mileage to high mileage with the semi-private dances. One blonde 22 year old girl, no doubt, is a LDQ, and could bust you in two songs -- she nearly did to me, except she smelled like body odor and cigarettes. The other dancer was an 18 year old raven haired Goth with tattoos and piercings, she smelled great, her hygiene was perfect (unlike the first dancer), and she was really lickable from head to toe, including great hair, nails, skin, and pedicure (feet). She even did a small amount of kink on request. Plus she stayed table-side with me to chat for a while, which I tipped her for. She was a gamer girl - awesome! I also met the "house mom," who also was a Goth / Domme / Dominatrix chick, and she was also super cool and is available to almost any kink (way more than even *I* am comfortable with!!). There are no private VIP nor champagne rooms, so any fun you want to have needs to happen at the bar, at the tables, or in the semi-private lap dance couches. Most of the dancers are white or very fair skinned Latin with 1 WOC. All of the girls are fit and attractive. I would definitely return to the club. The dances are cheap, the dancers and staff are very friendly, and the dancers try to work with you to give you the dance you want, and they *want* your repeat business. They do seem to understand value from the customer's mind and point of view. I recommend this club and I will return. Total spend= $148.