Reviews by NJguy1

I've been going to the Post for years. It is the best strip joint in North Jersey bar none. The set up is typical with a U shaped bar and seating in an area which is lower than the bar area. The lower seating is the best spot to sit, as you will get a better view of the "entertainment" and it seems the Dancers are more attentive in this area as they have to kneel down for their tips. The tip parade is intense but that's because the place is busy with alot of dancers Surprisingly, its usually less crowded in this area. Why is it the best? It stands apart for obviously the exceptional talent of beautiful girls which I'll talk about later in the review. The place is easily accessible off the route80 highway and is located in a safe and isolated part of Paterson, with plenty of parking. It's well managed and is always spotless including the restroom. The food is very good, many girls who work there have commented on the cleanliness of the Kitchen. The day Manager seems to control the club very well and is always seated by the entrance. The place is usually busy during daytime, with al least 15+ girls working. I've never been during evening hours. The talent is probably the best I've seen with many 9's and 10's. Many of the girls are regulars and have worked there for years. Some of my favorites are Kyle, an American gal is a stunning beauty with long hair who does a great job in terms of mileage in the LD room. Nanda, a hottie from Columbia. She has long black hair and yes great mileage with mutual roaming in the LD room. Another super hot Columbian is Vicky who has amazing assets both front and back to go with a beautiful smile. Shes a lot of fun in LD sessions. Another is Elis, a European looking Brazilian. She has blond streaked hair and an amazing slim body with nice booty and chest. Her LD experience is top notch with plenty of touching and roaming. There area lot of others, but I dont want to go on and on. I've never asked for or received any extras and cannot comment on that. It's not my thing at the Strips. My fellow Mongers who frequent the Post feel free to comment on my list of hot Dancers and add others. To sum up; a nice clean unassuming place with good food, reasonable drinks and hot gitls to get you though the afternoon lull.

This is a huge place. It was packed at around 930pm on Sat night. There were many girls of all shapes, sizes, age and beauty. The range was from 5ish to nearly 10's. I sat at a table near the Bar, with the stage on the opposite side. The view was decent and unlike NJ joints, there were actual "shows" on stage with the girls doing strip tease for about 15min or so. There were some guys near the stage throwing $$ into the stage (bills) and others leaving coins ($1&$2) on the edge of the stage. There was no dollar parade. The drinks were reasonable taking into account the exchange rate which is like 30%. A good beer was around $12 Can. with a tip. The girls were very friendly and aggressive at the same time. A smoking hot girl came and sat on my lap after several others came to say hi and ask for lap dances. This one, a French Canadian girl named Milli?!, made some small talk. I offered her a drink to which she said later. I took her to the Lap dance area, which is located in a separate area with windows dividing ir from the main area. I got several dances, she offered extras, but the dances were enough for me. A good amount of grinding and mutual touching. I gave her a $100 bill, and told her to stop by my table for the drink. She actually did for a quick minute later in the evening. It was an enjoyable evening with a couple of friends, this is a nice clean place in an industrial area of town and I'd definitely recommend it.

Taboo is an awesome looking club in terms of aesthetics. It's very high end with a very large Bar with seating and some booths at 1 end of the Bar. The drinks are reasonable with my go to Vodka/Club around $8. The music and sound are also top notch. The place has surprisingly delicious and a good selection of food. I got the lamb chops (4) which came rice and veggies. They were cooked perfect and cost $16 which was reasonable. I also got a fruit plate for 1 of the Dancers, large assortment and cost$20. The girls are really top notch. The Bartenders are ok, but the Strippers were really hot. I'd say at least 10+ girls were at least an 8. The massage girl, a cute Blonde was a 10. The dollar parade is intense as there are many girls, I think it's because not much action for Private dances. The Private dance room is just a small open room with no privacy. That's why the girls are Thirsty for the dollar parade. I took a cute Latina for a couple dances, but just didnt like the lack of privacy . All in all not a bad place to spend a Tues evening. This Club would be awesome if they set up a bit of privacy in the Lapdance room, like at most if not all other NJ strip joints. It just feels awkward. Other than that the food, ambiance, girls are all super nice. Cheer!! till next time.

Its located on a dim lit street in an industrial part of Paterson. I parked a block away and the surrounding dreary streetscapes foretold what I was to encounter inside the Stripjoint. As I entered, there were 2 heavy set older strippers on stage. They both seemed disinterested. I sat at the Bar and got my usual Heinekin and got change of a 50$ (singles). I left a single for the barmaid on the edge of the bar(more about this later). The dollar parade came..lame..lame..lame..only the 2 heavy set chicks...it was a sad sight.. A friendly stripper came and sat by me..I td I was keavi g to go to Hitching Post..its more my type of place..she agreed..said they didnt allow her to work there cause she had too many tatoos... lol..I gave here 5-7$ as she was actually co, but older, and heavy set like all the girls there. As I wrap up this review, the dollar for the barmaid..no lie..it was scooped up by a huge Stripper as she trolled for the dollar parade. This place is dark, dingy and depressing.

This place is located on Main in Orange across from an auto parts and furniture store. That is where I park because the parking by the side of the Club seems shady I usually hit this spot once in a blue moon or if I know 1 of the hottie from other Clubs is working here. The drinks are reasonably priced.i usually go for the vodka/club and it around 7$ and is usually strong. This time most of the girls were 6/6.5 with the exception of a couple of really hot Brazilians. I tried both out after chit chats and a couple round of drinks each. The private dance area has seen better days, but I felt it was relatively clean. The mix is pretty good with mostly Brazilian, Spanish girls with a few Americans girls in the mix. There was actually decent Bar food here as I had a Burger before I left. The food and a couple of waters helped with the Buzz..lol All in all a decent place if you get lucky and find a couple of gems in an otherwise mediocre line up of Strippers, and the dollar parade ain't to bad here.

Came in on a Tuesday afternoon around 2pm.The place was not too crowded and plenty of parking outside. There were the usual crowd of older guys primarily blue collar types with a few suits mixed in I sat at the usual spot on the Bar, which has a great view of the dancing. I would say about 15 strippers or so and about 3/4 super hot ones. There are normally 6 or 7 on stage at a time. They have drink specials daily but I usually get ipa beer of which they've got a great selection. The dollar parade is intense at times and more so during slow days. But hey, strippers gotta make $$. I got 1 of the super hots and kept her for the duration of her time before she had to go back on stage. All in all, another great afternoon at the Post. I will be back!!