Reviews by emptystacks

First time back in a club after the year away. Went back to Purple Orchid for a guaranteed good time. It was daytime so no cover and average looking girls. Melanie wasn't…

So its a strip bar not a strip club, meaning its not fancy just a bar around a small stage with a lap dance room and private rooms. The dancers are WOC, ranging from…

As soon as you get there, the girls pounce like youre fresh meat. First was Jordan, a wide gal who I wasnt into but she gave a ten minute massage without me asking.…

This place can be hit or miss. Like most clubs, it depends on your expectations. This time I just wanted a drink and to look at naked chicks for a hour or two,…

As long as you manage your expectations you can have a good time here. I sometimes don't like this place but then I have to remember its not Philly. But it can…

Arrived around 4 on a weekday. Bouncer said no more shorts after this Labor day week. Decent number of girls, most pretty hot. At this point, I’m here to get phone #s as much…

I thought I would mix it up and start the day at Oasis. It was early afternoon so there were 6 customers and 10 girls. The girls ranged from 4s to a 7.…

I usually wind up in Cheerleaders when I'm in town which is every couple months. Its not the highest class place in town but it does the trick. Weekdays are usually ok. There…

This place is always a gamble. More than most clubs its quality can range from great to not worth the time. During the day there is a dozen girls, half of which aren't…

I stop in here whenever I'm in town. Its reputation is true of the best looking girls in Philly but not the most mileage. Yes, expensive and girls do huddle up with their regulars…

So we all agree that Players isn't what it used to be. I still come back every few months. The new girls look just as good but theyre not as friendly with the…

So I guess every trip to a club is a gamble. This trip was a waste of time but it happens. Of the ten dancers, nine were either over 50 or nasty. I don't know…

I used to really like this place. I like that they have a schedule that the girls more or less follow. the food is ok. The bartenders are cool. Drink prices are…

I agree with most of the recent posts. This place isnt what it used to be. It was always expensive but it was worth it for a satisfying lapdance. Its never been a…

I think Im done with this place for a while. I like to hang out there but the dollar parade gets expensive for the quality of girls. There is a good variety of…

I usually go here during the day when I can get a lot of individual attention. This visit was a Friday night. Obviously a lot busier. There is a range of girl…

Fantasies is in the middle of nowhere, an industrial district, but its safe and there's no problem parking. They have a decent happy hour til 7. They do scan licenses which is ridiculous. Girls…

Its dark bar in the middle of nowhere. BYOB, $5 cover. You’ll also have to give to the dollar parade but the girls will give you a taste when they come around.…

Fantasies is in its own part of Baltimore, 20 minutes from anything or anywhere else. The neighborhood is industrial but the parking lot is free and safe. Its not sketchy like the Block.…

I’ve been going here a lot more since fantasies started scanning IDS. It opens at 8. It’s a shithole with cheap chairs. Its $25 to enter. But it is BYOB, though…

Nice enough club. In an out of the way, industrial area. Its at least 20 minutes from any other club or any part of Baltimore that you'd be in. They do scan your…

I enjoyed myself at this place. I got there before the cover charge kicked in at 7. $2 for parking, about $5 for a cheap beer. The girls are mostly Cuban with some white…

Pretty cool spot. In the middle of an industrial area away from everything but its nice inside. They post a weekly dancer schedule on their website which is good. The girls dance…

This place definitely has the best looking girls in town. And a good mixture at that, there are of girls of various races and body types. Since it’s the upscale place, there aren’t extras to…

went on a weekend evening. Nice enough bar. Average drink prices. smoking. A lot of different ethnicities. They have a constant dollar parade but usually they give you a good so its…