Reviews by Smarty1

I enjoyed my night at Sassy’s. It was packed upon entering. They give you a strict NO touch, NO putting money in the ladies outfits, no cell phone speech prior to entering. They made…

Upon walking in youre greeted with the most Las Vegas looking club on Oahu. Sadly, The dancers don’t seem very friendly here. The bartender was also rude And standoffish when I tried to make a…

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside for looking pretty…

I showed up around 8pm on a Friday and there was literally a single dancer on shift. I get that it’s kinda early, but also it’s friday so it should be better! On top of…

This place looks like a log cabin or something upon entering. There’s 4 atms, a smoking patio, three stages (2 with poles). And about 25 gorgeous dancers. Body types, ethnicity, and age varied slightly but…

I checked this club out during when ACL was in town. I went on a Thursday and it seemed very much busier, customer wise, than another club I visited while in Austin. The girls were…

I believe cover for this club was only six dollars or so. The good: a lot of strip clubs tell you to only stand in certain spots, not in walkways, etc. here i felt comfortable…

Upon walking in, the bouncer checked my ID and I went to pay. The cashier lady was topless. Handed back my change in two dollar bills. I heard this was a vegan strip club but…

I visited here probably around 11 pm. There was one dancer visible on shift. A lot of white dudes (who seemed like locals or trucker passerbys) were at the bar. Strange atmosphere. Very small stage…

This is an interesting strip club to say the least. It is very "Portland" in vibe. There is definitely a goth, old school, alternative atmosphere in the club. There were only five dancers working when…

This is a solid basic strip club. The girls are hot without being overdone like they might be in Vegas. I visited around 4:30 pm and there were about 4-6 girls on shift with a…

This is a good club if you really wanna hear hip hop or rap. The girls are okay - some were a bit thick or old and I've definitely seen better. Luckily there's plenty of…

This is a nice strip club. The layout is nice, the dancers are mostly average with just a handful of stunning ladies working. Perhaps the most interesting to me was that one of the dancers…

Cover 7-9 was 5500, after 7000. Good value if you go during the early times. All you can eat off a limited snack menu which included dumplings, a pizza, chocolate, chicken nuggets, bar food basically.…

This club has a bar, multiple stages, seats around stages, and then booths with tables. The dancers at this club are just average. The pretty ones also have fake boobs, so if you're into that,…