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Comments by NluvWitRedbones

  • review comment
    7 years ago
    mr1212
    Virginia
    Best place for cheap dances
    I have a system..I have a 5 dollar pocket..a 10 dollar pocket and a 20 dollar pocket..and a pocket of 1 dollar Bill's in increments of 5 dollar rolls..and I also stash a few condoms in various pockets...and a separate pocket for napkins and sanitizer...and I might stash a 1 oz cologne and some sugarless gum(i offer to the dancers becuase they always say it smells good)...plus I rub my lil man with baby oil gel before I arrive(and Commando in the sweatpants) so when they give me that "Handshake" it feels extra good..then I offer 1 dance ONLY to see what them hands gone do within that first song without me even asking for it..if she pass the test I request another song..if she goes even harder on the second song and I'm feeling the chemistry I wait for HER to inquire about VIP but if she dosnt I ask if she can activate the volcano..if she represents that SKEET life to the fullest then I give her extra for the dance..and then I ask if she is down for some OTC action and get the #..if you all got some other extra Intel to share let me know(and let me know about the private parties too BTW)
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    TheBarbarian
    All over
    It was an experience
    I've come in early before about 5:45(Sat before 6:00 is $10 to get in) and a couple girls pussy was stank already so they might have came in stanky..I swear that dressing room needs a few shower stalls..SMH..My thing is this..I get 1 dance with her back to me first and let her shake that ass close enough where I can get a whiff and if the pussy smell is going "Rrrrrroaw Rrrrrroaw like a dungeon dragon" she wont get another dance with me(I just tap her on the waist and say that's enough..here you go..and hand her the five 1's)
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    laplap1974
    Maryland
    Beating the storm
    Just go to Ebony Inn Sun thru Wed 5:45-10..they play the whole song and its not too crowded IMO...Higher Milage and freakier dancers
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    afroking72
    Virginia
    Another review of ebony inn
    I totally agree with that saggy pants/Lil Wayne/Dirty Dreads/ comment BUT thats what the young brothers are into now..SMH..but anyway, the best mileage can be had on the wall chairs and before it gets crowded..and when folks aint walking around stairing like they never saw a lap dance/hand job combo..and I hate when lonely dudes hold up in the wall chairs and not getting dances..those chairs should be labeled "for lapdance getting customers ONLY..No lapdace,No sit here!"...if you come just to sit and do nothing you should be put in a chair with armrest on them..period. AND the best bang for your buck is BEFORE 10..the owner should just do $5 laps all night..and order some new armless chairs..than it will really be off the chain! :-O
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    DMVMAN123
    Virginia
    Good Ole Sinsaytionals
    I've been to Sinsaytionals but if you want real milage try Ebony Inn and review it..It's my fav in the DMV..just my 2 cents(but i recommend between 5 and 10 when dances are 5 a song)
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Significant Downturn at EI
    I agree..and I wish they would upgrade the armless chairs to New armless chairs and install a shower in the dressing room. it would attract better dancers and more customers.. just my opinion but I know others feel the same way
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Ray1989
    District of Columbia
    New Hours
    I feel you on that crowded Ish ...and the wall seats is prime real estate these days..but the friendly vibe of most dancers is top notch compared to other clubs in PG..and you ain't lyin about that 'Still Fresh' comment.. I was naive enough to think they had showers in the dressing room BUT they don't and you'll find out that some women need it after a few hours of "Lapping".. just keeping it 100 :-0!