Reviews

56 reviews by Bryan1234

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

Older dancers blocked me, but might be ok for some

I hadn’t been to spearmint rhino before, but was in the area so I thought I’d stop in. I arrived around 11pm on a Friday night- and place was fairly chill with maybe 20 customers…

4 mos ago1

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

My go-to club - another great experience

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This place consistently delivers. This has become my go to spot for great, consistent experiences with solid selection of dancers, cold and cheap beers, and a comfortable environment to have some fun. I’ve described layout…

6 mos ago1

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Solid, but underwhelming visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Overall, a fine but underwhelming visit. This club has a nice layout- decent large bar area, good views of stage with lower seating close to the stage. There was no cover as I was there…

7 mos ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Consistent, but fewer 8s and 9s, dayshift

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had a day off work, and decided to come up here again for some fun. DD is a standby for extra fun at decent prices. Layout is the same as always- very well kept,…

10 mos ago2

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Great dayshift, good natural girls

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Went to Scarlett’s the other day and had a satisfying visit. I went early afternoon, place wasn’t busy with 5-10 customers and 5-10 dancers with more arriving as time went on. The club is laid…

1 yr ago2

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

High mileage quick Saturday visit

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This club has been well described, but briefly- walked in at ~10pm on a Saturday nigh, paid $2 for parking, I think a 20 cover. The bathroom is immediately to the right when you…

1 yr ago3

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Decent dayshift if you're in the area

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

First time at this club in a WHILE. The inside remains the same - bar takes up nearly the entire main area, additional area to the back right where no one was hanging out, and…

3 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

BEST dayshift in Tampa Bay

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Say goodbye to Tampa clubs, drive across the bay, and come to Oz - best dayshift I’ve been to (of about 8 clubs tried). CLUB- arrived and it’s a bit tucked away, off a frontage…

3 yrs ago3

Emperors

Jacksonville, FL

Best club I stopped at in Jax

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited Jax a few weeks ago for work and tried out a number of clubs. For those who don’t know, Jacksonville clubs can either be full nude OR serve alcohol. Being from Miami, that’s odd…

3 yrs ago

Players Club

Tampa, FL

If you're curious, Highly recommend

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was so curious to try the TS night, so stopped by a few weeks ago on Tuesday. I was pleasantly surprised. The dancers were MUCH better looking than I expected, very friendly, and mileage…

3 yrs ago2

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Lots of girls for Monday, but limited action

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was my first time to the club- arriving around 11pm, paid $10 cover, 2 dancers consistently on stage, relatively small/long building with long bar, stage, and some low tables/chairs around. I was surprised by…

3 yrs ago1

Club Climaxxx

Miami, FL

Great value for dances and extra fun

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is a review from a couple of weeks ago, but I had such a good time, wanted to note it here for the masses. I arrived at the club at around 2pm - I…

4 yrs ago

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Decent number of enhanced dancers, fun dayshift

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Visited Booby Trap Doral for about the 4th time in the past few month since vaccinated. Definitely no precautions used inside (I think the bartender had a mask), but that's ok as I wasn't expecting…

4 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Pretty good, consistent, not great

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I don't often visit Tootsie's, but I had such bad luck recently with dayshifts, I had to go back an give it another try. The TLDR here is that Tootsies has a consistently solid dayshift…

5 yrs ago

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Limited dancers, limited approaching, but still OK

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I think this club has suffered the effects of COVID - mostly a let down. I went here in the early afternoon as usual, so I know not to expect a sea of girls work,…

5 yrs ago2

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Well-oiled machine, even with COVID-19

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I love this place. I'm from down in Miami, but since I was going out to a strip club for the first time since COVID, I thought it might be worth the long drive up…

5 yrs ago

Club Climaxxx

Miami, FL

Chill and fun afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went back to Climaxxx after a long hiatus and it didn’t disappoint. Arrived around 1:30pm, very early, and ordered the typical $3 beer. Hot bartender. I was just enjoying a slow time, and then several…

6 yrs ago3

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Solid day shift, but would like more proactive women

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped by showgirls after several weeks, maybe a couple months. Arrived around 12:30 and was not disappointed with the number of dancers and several that were new. I’m still impressed by this club in the…

6 yrs ago3

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Comfortable, hot girls, get what you want

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

After reading review after review of this place, I had to head up to see it for myself. It didn't disappoint. This club is definitely more upscale and put together than most clubs I frequent…

7 yrs ago3

Club Climaxxx

Miami, FL

Climaxxx is back on the short list - good visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Went back to Climaxxx for the first time in a while last Sunday. The front of the club is a bit different (again) and the bar now connects to the back wall which is where…

7 yrs ago1

The Body Club

Miami, FL

A good stand-by

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Headline: I really like this place. After many clubs in the past few months, I have to come back and write about body. I just really like this place. The girls aren't aggressive - I…

7 yrs ago

Club Climaxxx

Miami, FL

Back on my good list

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I like this place a lot. I’m partial to black women, so this place obviously satisfies that desire. I had a good visit last week, got my standard Heineken, sat at the bar in the…

7 yrs ago2

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Good dance, slow vibe, good service

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I hadn't been to showgirls in a long time (a few months) and so I was looking forward to going this time. I went in the mid-late afternoon. I walk in, show ID, sit…

7 yrs ago

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Not as exciting as it used to be

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Let me start by saying this may just be a person problem... BUT - I think this place has lost its gusto. The past couple of times I've been including last Tuesday afternoon, there hasn't…

8 yrs ago3

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

No more 2 for 1

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Got to this club on Tuesday around 2pm and was immediately informed that there aren't any more 2 for dances on Tuesdays. This isn't a typical thing for a club to have, so it…

8 yrs ago3