nofuglies

lap dance addict

Reviews by nofuglies

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  5 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  night shift improving?

  Decided to venture out into the rain to hit Pandora's on a Friday night. Couple of the 25 or so spots were still available in the club's parking area saving me from getting...
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  fascinatedtoo
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  5 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  return to pandora's

  After a long hiatus visited Pandora's on a Friday night. 20 bucks to get in includes non-alcoholic beverage of choice. Not too busy with around 15 other customers as it was before...
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  5 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  so so

  Stopped by on my way home from an uneventful trip up north (but that's another review). First time here in a long time and think it's the first time at Kittens during the...
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  nofuglies
• review

  5 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Big girl night

  Locals bear with me while I include some items for the Review Nazi patrol. 10 dollar cover, 10 dollar bottomless non-alcholic drink. 2 stages, dancers do a one song dance on the...
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  5 years ago

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  coug98
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  5 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  decent nightshift visit

  Cover charge is $20 which includes unlimited non-alcoholic beverages. If you have a same day receipt from Lake Forest Park Deja Vu a couple miles north, it is $10. As you enter,...
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  5 years ago

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  Club_Goer_Seattle
• review

  6 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Mission accomplished

  Had an itch that needed scratching so managed to find a way to get to the club during the day shift. 10 dollar cover, 5 for small drink. About the same number...
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  6 years ago

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  unclewillSea
• review

  6 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Money well saved

  Feeling good after making some extra dollars on a Clemson/Oklahoma parlay (especially when OU had no business covering the spread that game) so headed out to the clubs late Saturday evening. Getting a...
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  6 years ago

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  the mighty quinn
• review

  6 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

  Lake Forest Park, Washington
  I'm a believer

  After noticing several good reviews of this club, decided to make a few visits after non having been there for many years. Doesn't look like the physical club layout has changed too much....
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  6 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  Good choice

  Have been into Ricks a couple times this past month. I find the seating, interactions, and performances way better than most of the clubs in town. I also like that in general,...
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  6 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  demise

  So after previewing the talent at the club just north of this one, decided to stop in here on the way home for comparison purposes. In stark contrast in many ways. The...
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  6 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  impressed

  First visit to Rick's since last year. Quite impressed with the quality of the dozen or so dancers working this evening. Slim, fit, mostly natural, not overly tatted, with very pretty faces....
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  6 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Things may be looking up

  Made an unplanned visit to the club on my way home one Monday evening. Arrived around 10pm with 5 dancers on shift. By 11pm that number had grown to 10-12. The most surprising...
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  6 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  as expected

  Made my way through the ugly Seattle I-5 traffic for the occasional day shift visit to Pandora's. Same as always, though that's not necessarily a bad thing. The level of mileage here...
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  6 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  second visit

  Got immediately gobbled up by a dancer I knew from another club on my first visit so made sure to get a better feel for the club on this visit before heading off to...
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  6 years ago

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  skinnywhiteboy
• review

  6 years ago
  Kittens Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  potential

  after a visit to another club, stopped by Kittens on the way home to see if I have been missing anything by avoiding this club. Upon initial glance, appeared to be a fairly...
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  6 years ago

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  thor46
• review

  6 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  changes

  Lots of changes from my last visit a few months ago. Seems as if many dancers who have been at this club for a while have either retired or left for greener pastures....
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  7 years ago
  Tropical Lei

  Upland, California
  Seems To Be Going Downhill

  Only get to this club a couple times a year. Looks to me like the more attractive dancers are either retiring, moving on to other clubs, or just were not working the particular...
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  6 years ago

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  Octopus1234
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  7 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  still the best bet in town

  Although a giant step down from the days of the Talent West clubs, Pandoras remains the best spot in town if you're looking for mileage from a good looking dancer. Granted, there are...
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  7 years ago

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  Pyroxl
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  7 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  return visit

  Was finally able to make a return visit to Ricks. Only one stage in use during this night, and not many customers nor dancers. Madison was working the floor without her bottoms...
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  7 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  Scouting trip

  After spending an hour or so at Pandora's, decided to head to Ricks for a recon mission. Seems like the number of dancers I find attractive has been steadily dwindling at Pandora's in...
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  7 years ago
  Dream Girls at Rick's

  Seattle, Washington
  Undecided

  First visit here in a long time. Normally a weekly patron of Pandora's, thought I'd change it up a bit and check this place out. It is a very nice looking club...
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  7 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  undecided

  Couple of evening visits this month. Seems to be a lot of new dancers floating about. Judging from their stage dances, most appear to be brand new to dancing. I make...
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  7 years ago
  Tropical Lei

  Upland, California
  length

  Was in the area so made it a point make a visit to this club. Unfortunately, it was on a weekday evening. Not the best of nights to choose from as pickings were slim....
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  7 years ago

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  Asstapper
• review

  8 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  again

  Made an infrequent daytime weekend visit. Seems like the traffic is even worse on I-5 on the weekends as it is during the weekdays. Whoda thunk? Paid the 10 dollar cover...