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There's a bar up front and a room with a medium-sized room with a stage or two in back. To the side is the private dance area. Most of the ladies hang out in the bar area. The servers/bartenders are as sexy as the ladies dancing. The bar can be a lot busier than the stage area. The food is all vegan and mediocre. But that's not why you're there. The girls are friendly when they dance. The place only gives $2s for change and the girls are very touchy when you belly up to the stage -- tits in the face, mini lap dances, etc. The private dances start at $40 for 2 songs. However, full touch is expected. Your hands will be on their tits. They give out free dances every hour, too, and if you're there when it's slow, you'll get a free dance. They will try to upsell you. The $40 minimum for a lap dance makes me slow to return. Hard to go in and try a couple girls out for lapdances before giving more money to one. And hard to go in on a budget and just spend some time dropping $1s and the occasional dance. But you do get more for your money.

The club was empty the night I went. We were the only two customers for an hour. They had a 2 drink minimum even though it was a slow Monday night, which might be why they were so dead. Big space with one stage and stadium seating. Girls ranged in hotness the night we were there with a couple that were just okay and showing some pregnancy damage, while some were phenomenally hot. A blonde named Vanity had the most perfect tits I've ever seen in my life and if I wasn't more of a butt man, I would have gotten a dance from her because she had a great personality, too. Girls were generous that night to those of us who bellied up to the stage and dropped cash. Some were no touch, but most put their breasts in your face, gave mini lap dances, put their pussies in your face, etc. Girls were a bit lazy about going around and seeing if anyone wanted a lap dance. They have two tiers of dances, $25 for a one song lap dance, and then more for a private dance and more for champagne room, I believe. Can't remember the exact pricing, however. Songs are relatively short, but I got a decent dance for $25 and she was appreciative that I tipped. No video poker or much in the way of entertainment other than the ladies and the bar.

I've been to Spearmint Rhino in other cities and was surprised to see them take over a spot in East County. I would have thought they'd be a better fit for downtown. This place probably has the hottest women on average of any strip club I've been in Portland. It ranges, but the ugliest women are often hotter than the prettiest women at other East County spots. And the three or so times I've been there, the hottest women have been easy 10s, as good as the best porn stars. The place is well-run, too. Girls are always on time and professional during their dances. They don't give the best value when you belly up to the stage. You may get a little play, but there are often other dancers with guys at the stage who like to "make it rain" and draw a lot of the attention away. The girls do make the rounds, though, and will sit on your lap and talk to you. Perhaps a little too aggressive for some, but it's nice not to have to go chase a girl across the room if you're interested in a dance. They'll hang out for a good 20 minutes or more on your lap before giving up on a dance. Once spent the entire time playing with my nipples and rubbing her hand along my crotch until I gave in. Dances start at $25 for a song, but the songs are a decent length. Dances I've got have been good. The girls know how to be sensual and tease you, but also aren't afraid of a lot of contact. Lots of video poker, big bar, clean bathrooms, too.