kingmelvis

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Reviews by kingmelvis

• review

  2 days ago
  Leather and Lace

  Seabrook, New Hampshire
  Would rather have Easter Peeps

  This place is in strip mall that also has a comic book store and pawn shop. Plenty of ample parking. Not too far from route 95. You enter into a large room and the...
  Comments: 4

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  4 hours ago

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  kingmelvis
• review

  a year ago
  Cabaret Lounge

  Peabody, Massachusetts
  Life is a Caberet

  Getting here is half the battle. It's on a very busy stretch of road that is always bumper to bumper traffic. It has a wide entrance so chances are you won't miss it. ...
• review

  a year ago
  Glass Slipper

  Boston, Massachusetts
  Boston, baby

  Went back for the first time in a year. Place doesn’t really change. Walked in. There was no cover charge during the day. The bar is like a big rectangle. Bar...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Hungryhunnypot
• review

  2 years ago
  229 Centerfolds

  Worcester, Massachusetts
  Central Mass... Central Ass

  I arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday. The club was quiet with 9 girls working and about 10 customers. Cover charge was 20 bucks Layout: The club itself is a long rectangular shape. In the middle...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  kingmelvis
• review

  3 years ago
  Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

  Salisbury, Massachusetts
  Rudest Dancer Ever

  The bar is located on a major road between two towns. It’s very isolated. Lots of parking. There is a 5 dollar cover charge. I had a Diet Coke which was 6 dollars. This...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  samella2
• review

  3 years ago
  Studio 253

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Lingerie without the lingerie

  This is a “lingerie” modeling place. Not really a strip club. I put lingerie in quotes because my model was wearing a sweatshirt and jeans. Entrance. The club is located in an alleyway directly behind...
• review

  5 years ago
  Peaches of Atlanta

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Peaches and Cream

  The club is located by itself near railroad tracks. It has an abandoned feel to it. Not the sort of neighborhood you want to be wandering around in. I made sure the...
• review

  5 years ago
  Hoops

  New York, New York
  Sports bar with dancers

  In New York for a business trip. I walked by this place and asked if there was a cover charge. They said not for you and let me in. They had a...
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  5 years ago
  Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

  Salisbury, Massachusetts
  Locals bar

  Kittens has the feel of a locals bar. The cover charge is 5, but sometimes you can walk right in. There is a main stage right in front of you when you walk in....
• review

  6 years ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Vegas Baby

  After going to Chica’s in Austin, I had to see this one. First of all, this is in a sketchy neighborhood. The Lyft driver actually waited for me to go through the door...
• review

  6 years ago
  Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Love This Place

  Wild Zebra is just outside of downtown. Neighborhood is a bit sketchy. Recommend parking in the lot and not the street. When you enter there is a bar on the right, dance area to...
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  Skiski68
• review

  6 years ago
  Ten's Show Club

  Salisbury, Massachusetts
  Babes by the beach

  Tens is a located on Salisbury Beach. If you strike out with the ladies on the beach, no worries, the strip club is a 5 minute walk from beach. The building itself is by...
• review

  7 years ago
  Mickey's Valley View Pub

  Cumberland, Rhode Island
  Wicked Comfy

  Going to Mickeys is like going to a friends basement in the 70s. If your friend has strippers, that is. The place is a big rectangular room. The bar is very large. The ladies...
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  7 years ago
  Sasnak

  Topeka, Kansas
  Too Much Fun

  Sasnak is one of a kind. You walk into the place and it has the feeling of a local bar. There are two pool tables, pinball machine and video games. It’s so chill, you...
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  7 years ago
  Rhode Island Dolls

  Woonsocket, Rhode Island
  Lounge Ladies

  The club is a little out-of-the-way, but once you find it it’s worth a visit. You enter into a large room. There is a bar straightahead. And there are two stages. The afternoon I...
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  7 years ago
  Condor Club

  San Francisco, California
  Fun Place

  The Condor is in the heart of the thriving strip district. The whole street has a buzz about it. Fun to walk around. The Condor sits on the corner. It has three rooms,...
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  7 years ago
  Little Darlings

  San Francisco, California
  Do the Hustle

  Smallish club located with a few of the strip club options. If visiting San Francisco, this is the neighborhood you want to go to. It's like a shopping mall of strip clubs. Little darlings...
• review

  7 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  Topeka, Kansas
  When in Topeka

  First time in Topeka. I went here as it was closest to the hotel. There was a five dollar cover charge. I entered the main room. The room is large. There was a...
• review

  8 years ago
  Club X

  Glendale, Colorado
  Sam is amazing

  After reading the reviews, I had to see for myself how small the club is. I found it small but cozy. The room was long and narrow. There were about 10 seats at...
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  8 years ago
  Bandaids Showclub

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Hot Phun in Phoenix

  I went to this club after work on a business trip. The club is long and narrow. It is broken down into two bar areas. The front area is long, but not very wide....
• review

  8 years ago
  New Black Lace

  Lawrence, Massachusetts
  Lingerie

  Not exactly a strip club. It's a lingerie modeling club. You pay 50 dollars and the model takes you into a private room to model. You can then provide additional tipping during the...
• review

  9 years ago
  The Club

  Tyngsborough, Massachusetts
  Meh

  Went to the club on a Friday afternoon. There were 3 dancers working. The club is a big room, with a large stage up front. There is a bar off to the right. ...
• review

  9 years ago
  Glass Slipper

  Boston, Massachusetts
  Unpredictable

  I have been going to this club off and on for years... Of the two Boston Clubs, it is the preferred. Having said that, it can really be hit or miss. The club...
• review

  9 years ago
  PT's Centerfolds

  Denver, Colorado
  Climb the Rockies

  Had one day in Denver, so I went with the closest place to the hotel. Great choice. I was there early evening, with about 8 dancers working. Dancers came out two at a time....