Reviews by nuttingnice

my father always told me, you're not a man until you fuck a girl in the strip club. I'll pass this on to my son. Dreamer Girls is the place that makes this possible, even if you work at mcdonalds, are 200lbs overweight, & look like Flava Flav. Dreamer Girls is the people's champ, like wu tang is the for the children, they truly do a service to the community.<br> <br> The fucked up conditions are already stated in every review so that's not to even be mentioned, while still understated, so I'll just not even bother with that.<br> <br> It's about 6pm Tuesday night I had a date at 5, she's not responding to my texts and I'm reminded why it's better to take the easy route in life, onto Dreamer girls I go. <br> <br> Go up to the bar, order my (soft) drink, there's a dude sizing me up that's close, despite $2300 in my pocket and that being a good enough reason to be robbed, also him being about 6'2 240lb, I mean mug back, I'm not known to be a giver of fucks, I assume he's a pimp and these guys are often soft as a vagina. Nothing happens, stare at the TV & pretend to be interested in what's going on.<br> <br> Couple mins later a light skinned black girl comes over to him, she looks good, she's also sucking a lollipop, I signal her to come over. Hey what's your name, "umm Nutt, you?", "Im lollipop", points at the lollipop in her mouth, I get it, why? "Because I'm good at sucking dick". "yeah well I'd like that", "it'll cost you", "so?", "$80", cool, "next song we'll go in the vip", ok, "you have to pay the vip per song also", fine.<br> <br> We go in the back, alone, nobody's there. she obviously starts dancing before getting to the business, about a song of this nonsense I tell her "ready?", yes, ok she unzips me & pulls my dick out, yeah she can suck dick good, this might be the best blowjob I ever received. She should tutor all of my future girlfriends, this is how a blowjob should feel like. She continues, no sign of slowing down, it feels like she could actually hold me hostage by my dick if she chose to, the suction is as tight as a GPS cup suction holder thing in a rental & she's using it as a central point of gravity to pull herself down into her endless throat. This is the shit men kill for. <br> <br> She takes a time out to offer pussy but I decline, if her head is that good her pussy has to be garbage. <br> <br> She goes back to sucking and I realize I'm paying per song on top of the initial cost, so, time for nutt to nut, grab back of her head & just release, not letting go until I'm done. Oh man she wasn't prepared for this, but she knows she didn't get the money yet so she kept her cool. Here comes a classic part, she clears her throat as if she's about to give a speech or when she has a cold, & spits it out in the corner. I pull out all of my money but only give her what I owe her, no tip. She takes it & storms out, pure anger, I sit back & put my dick back in while I recollect my thoughts, get up & I'm bit light headed, yea that was great.<br> <br> Get up & walk out of the vip, walk pass the bar, that guy's gone, walk out & check my phone, yes that girl just texted me, something about her mom, yes I'll meet you at 8. <br> <br> warning, doing some of the shit I described WILL get you robbed, if you're type to read this site prior to going to a club, don't do it.

This is a stereotypical "no sex in the champagne room" strip club. There's also no contact, it's not topless, but the girls are the highest qualify you can possibly find, and that's not just in the area, these girls are hot, the kind of hot that has real tits & no stomach fat, does no drugs & achieves her body through dedication in the gym, not the doctor's office.<br> <br> They won't fuck you, so keep that in mind, in fact you stand a less chance with these girls now that you meet them at the club, most of them are good girls with relatively stable upbringing who just ended up stripping but won't whore themselves, & if they are they won't do it yet. The chance of getting a girl out of this club are low as they first graduate to Christie's if they want to take that route, that's where girls make more money but do much more.<br> <br> Overall it's a great party atmosphere & it's basically an upscale nightclub which you just won't find in these parts, just don't expect much.

The game is to be sold not told but I'll give it to you today anyway, Gatsby's is the ultimate OTC club. <br> <br> Now don't be fooled, some days you might go there & not have one single girl approach you, & if you can catch one they are too busy or something, this happens often.<br> <br> One the good days, pretty much any girl that gives you a dance is game for OTC for cheap. <br> <br> Gatsby's is special, because it's not a dive bar, the girls are christie's quality but don't make the money, so use this as leverage. Most of these girls aren't working just to get their next high like most clubs in Akron, so the dick sucking in the back isn't the norm.<br> <br> 1. Sit at the bar <br> 2. order your drink, get 2 dances from the girl you want, tip her double, ask for her phone number.<br> 3. Repeat step 2 as many times as you want.<br> <br> Never be pushy about the OTC, let the game come to you, she'll call you when she has money troubles. Follow the rules & you'll be fucking good looking girls in their own bed for the same money you'd be fucking meth whores at Knights Inn.

Everything about this establishment says "fun can be had", yes you'll itch a little but who cares?<br> <br> This place is truly run down & that's always a good thing, parking seems safe, tall wooden fence, some dude was there in a Porsche Panamera, so far so good. Ring the door bell, standard practice when it comes to these, old asian lady with no english comes up, "how old are you" I'm 32. "oh ok, I cant tell age good" (no shit). Sign your name on clip board. ok, guess Richard P Twatkins has arrived. "it will be 50 dollars", hand money over, "ok undress" and she leaves.<br> <br> Ok well shit, I hope this old bitch isn't the one giving me the massage, but then again, do I really mind?<br> <br> In comes a much younger asian girl in a short skirt, ok this is more like it. "do you want a table shower?" yes, yes I do. She hands me a towel to cover my dick & walks me to the shower room. I'm instructed to lay on the table face down, I'm scrubbed really well, it's all promising. Turn over & she does the same on the other side, she then points me to scrub my dick, I do this while she rinses, take her hand & tell her "it's ok" & she proceeds to do it herself. Good.<br> <br> Is it your first time here? Yes it is. oh ok. (the correct answer would've been no, I was here before & I had fun with another girl, but, I didn't care much for it). <br> <br> She dries me up & we go back to the room. Bullshit sensual massage, she gets on the table to give me a back massage, she's sitting on my back spread with a leg on each side & I can feel her warmth, no panties has been established already at that point. She switches to my legs & I tell her I like when she goes over my ass, "oh you naughty naughty you sure it's first time here", yes it is. She goes over my ass anyway and between my legs, I like that.<br> <br> The flip comes, more bullshit massage, she then takes my hand & puts it on my dick, I say yes, take her hand & put it on my dick but she loses interest quick & no offer was made. I take my hand off my dick & she puts it back "help yourself", ok ok. no offer. she's on the table bent still massaging, so I run my hand up her thigh, she doesn't stop me. i keep stroking with other hand. my hand arrives at her ass & I have her ass cheek in my palm, no resistance, no offer. ok. I lightly go over the pussy. <br> <br> she turns around & gets in my face, now i take advantage to grab both of her ass cheeks, she gets really close but I dodge it, if I had to guess this is what dick breathe smells like. She gets off, back to massaging my legs, notices I'm not stroking, grabs my hand & puts it on my dick again (bitch Ill be damned if I waste this nut with my hand). 5 mins of this but no offers yet, she tells me the time's up. I get up & get dressed, she turns the dimmed light bit higher, & goes on to make the massage table, bending over & flashing her ass/pussy. Part of me wants to just go over there & do my due diligence as a man, a smart part of myself tells me it's all a ploy & she's a whore, you don't want any part of pussy that wasn't negotiated before hand, as negotiation after the fact is the one she could have the leverage in.<br> <br> Blue balls, damn must be a strip club close to here, get dressed, no tip, leave, bye.<br> <br> Ya, I'll return.