Comments by titchy

the 25 May review IS there, so desertscrub really is an idiot.

yes Eddy g I have made a mistake there. Well done. As for Clubber, I am sure I have seen shorter "reviews"!

why does a guy in Texas read UK reviews so religiously and then make the same stupid comment?

its amazing how often the less attractive girls bother you for a dance while the really attractive ones dont. I guess the stunners think you will come to them anyway.Often of course the stunners are pretty busy giving private dances.

an obvious club ad

and now she has gone again!

what a plonker desertscrub is...

rubbish, I know Naref and his reviews are no more ads than mine.

I have never known a 10 min stage dance. They all dance to one song and this is between 3 and 5 mins max, usually no more than 4 mins. Private dances after 5pm are £15.

Apparently the girls were told on Friday that the place will NOT now close July to October!! As I said, keep checking the web site , if a rota is shown they must be open!

The latest news is that there still are female strippers but only on Tues,Wed and Thursdays and from 9 to 4. Website is currently useless.

Pleased to report that Bambi is back!

bar is to the left and the stage is on the right against the back wall!

There must be at least 4 customers before a stage dance happens, this would be why you saw no stage dance.

the raised area is not really the VIP area. True, in the evening when busy you are expected to buy champagne but there is never any dancing there, just chat with the girls. The proper VIP area is the room you can only get to through the private dance area. In here the girls can dance for you or chat, or both.It is called The Red Room and you pay a fee plus champagne to the pub, and then whatever you agree with the girl for her time. You will not get much change out of £400 for an hour.

There are just 2 large rooms , one really, with a curtain splitting it into 2. So the dances are not private at all, in the first one there can be 4 dances going on at the same time, and similar in the curtained off area. Dances after 5pm are £20.

the private dances in the afternoon, before 5, are in fact £15 not £10. There is never a entrance charge apart from a few days before Christmas and then not till usually the evening.

I have heard this pub has regular gay evenings so check before you go!

This pub closed 5 months before this review!!

don't worry, desertscrubs gets his kicks from describing reviews as club ads. I don't think he is ever right

this reviewer could not be relied on in a court of law. There are never more than 8 girls on first shift and none appear until 1 at the earliest, dances start at 1.15 if there are enough customers. In all the years I have been going, I have never seen a lesbian show when having 2 dancers. They may pretend to lick pussy but it is clear they are only pretending. No more happens in the VIP room, there is just more privacy from the open private dance area. There are cameras everywhere. One dancer snogged a customer (another girl) in the VIP room and was immediately sacked.

I know this review is 9 months old but it does contain errors that were wrong even then. Champagne starts at £65 and goes up to £300 depending what you buy. The VIP section is for a minimum of 1 hour and the girls fee is negotiable, most charge £200 an hour. If you want a dance that eats into your hour and has to be paid for separately in the private dance area. The girl may also find its her turn on the stage during your hour, if so she will collect in her jug and then do the stage dance, and this all again eats into your hour.

also a club ad would not omit that it is free admission until 6 most days

you would lose your money WetWilly

I must disagree with this reviewer, there have been no £10 dances avaialble for about 2 years. There used to be a choice of £10 table dances or £20 lap dances with separate area for each. Now the table dance area has been converted into 3 VIP areas, so