Reviews by Ian1968

I mean. This place wasn’t ever great. I’ve been a few times and it’s cheap and usually drop on at least a girl to chat with for a while and take for a…

So it’s becoming a bit of a regular place for me and I’m not sure why. The basics are the same - enter thru the main door into the show room. Mirrored stage…

Well. Let me start with the negative. How did it take me so long to find this place ?! If there was a heaven on earth, then this is it. Basically a cafe with naked…

Well this place continues its downward trend. Couldn’t go to Condor as I know a work colleague was going, so went down the hill (literally) to Hustler. ID check from the unfriendly door guy…

Robbed here tonight. Beware. Sat with the girl (unfortunately can’t remember her name) - short - stocky - black hair - eye lashes. Chatted. Bought her a drink. Quoted $180…

Why do I keep coming back here ? Why do I keep thinking it gets better ? Same layout. Enter through the adult store. Same guy. Same happy face. Same apologies for no girls.…

So against my better judgement, fuelled on by substance and alcohol, I dropped here at 6pm. Open but no girls. Said the girls would be here soon and they were trying to get some…

Another visit, another visit to the Condor. Nothing has changed so I’ll just say that the main room is the one you enter when you come through the main door. Stage on the left,…

A return visit. Got there about 645pm on a wet Thursday night. No cover. Layout is still the same. Large room as you enter with the stage and booths around the wall. Small…

Another visit to an old favourite that seems to be getting back to normal. Layout hasn’t changed. Main room has largish stage with mirrors and a pole. Various booths along the walls…

Waited ages in the front shop until they let me in. After the poor experience last they didn’t charge me a cover. As you walk in, the private rooms (large cushions on the floor) are…

What a strange place. Went in on a wet weekday afternoon. £15 cover. Sat upstairs at the bar and was approached by a blonde Romanian. Probably about 5 girls in there -…

Despite the previous visits being a little sketchy, I really do like this place. The club is downstairs – expect to get frisky and have ID scanned. There was nobody on the door luckily for me,…

Visit to my usual club when I’m in town. Not as good as it once was but still a good night. Arrived about 645. No cover and no checks. Basic layout is 2 rooms…

First time back inside here since the closedown. Much as it’s always been. Same layout. Bar on the right as you enter down the stairs. Your ID will be scanned. Small bar area…

Another repeat visit. I’ll not describe the layout as it hasn’t changed. Arrived around 730pm. Not many customers. Around 6 girls. Got a beer ($4 in happy hour) at the bar.…

More of a notice than a review. Place is a adult store with a ‘club’ behind that costs $5 to enter. When I asked to enter they said it was open but only the…

Hustler used to be a great bet in the daytime. Nice girls and less $$ than Gold Club. Went down the stairs and endured the usual scanning of ID and payment. Had left my phone…

This venue is a dive. It’s near the Stratosphere but a million miles away from what you expect in Vegas. You enter via a sex shop and get escorted into the club past the…

My regular haunt these days. Girls are a rough mix - sometimes very rough. Not too bad on this occasion. Couple of Europeans (guess Russian or Romania) couple of Black girls and unusually a…

I do like Hustler. Cool vibe and great staff. ID was scanned on entry and got free entry as I used Yelp check In. Always good to save a few bucks.…

Tried this one as I was passing and quite a distance from my usual haunts. Drinks reasonably priced, and venue clean enough. Friendly staff. Little hustle as it was really packed on a nice summers evening…

Probably the most consistant of the London clubs, and certainly the best pub venue. Normal pub prices. Run down, ripped seats, but it all adds to the authenticity ! Got there around…

Always wanted to try this club, but always ended up in my usual places. Thought I’d make the effort. Used a Yelp and got escorted upstairs - downstairs closed. Nice looking place - very…

This was the first club I ever visited, 20 years ago, and at that time was a typical 'pub pound in a glass' place. I thought I would go back as I had an…