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Reviews by AlexanderWoodlawn

9 yrs ago
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Taboo Gentlemen's Club
18 Royal Crest Dr Martinsburg, WV 25401
Had a great night...
...so as other reviews have mentioned, Vixens is indeed closed and Taboo (and I imagine the Horseshoe too) have seen an upgrade in talent. (though Taboo was already pretty good before that) Taboo has always bee na little more "fun" that Vixens in my opinion, but thats just me. (more on this in a second) I took my friend there for his bachelor party and all in all it was a lot of fun. Had a VIP area and the girls def came a running...it was tough because my friends are cheap and don't understand how strip clubs work...so I had to dig a little deeper, and I did. The ladies were looking good...I don't remember a single dancer under a 7 and there were a couple that were straight up 9's. The $20 dances in VIP were a lot of fun with some minor stick shifting when "Joey the dipshit cop" wasn't watching. (literally, the guy is an active duty PO, working security in a strip club for extra money. The way I like to party when Im in a strip club is a real problem for that. Anyway, that being as much of a pain in the ass as it was, we still had a good time. OK, on to the highlight of my night....on my way way to restroom to get cleaned up, this absolutely gorgeous girl walks by....I gently grab her arm and ask if she is available...she says "yes" I give her a $20 and tell her to meet me in my VIP area for a few dances....she is 40, blonde, absolutely perfect bolt ons, a body that is literally perfect and well, you get the point. Once I got back, I kept the $20 bills flowing and she went to work. I must have bought 8 or 9 consecutive dances from her. We chatted about all sorts of things and her hands were everywhere. Betsy- I will be back!
10 yrs ago
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1320 II
7037 Brookfield Plaza, Springfield, VA 22150, USA*
Ok...so I have reviewed this club...
Ok...so I have reviewed this club a few times but after this last visit, I feel I need to do so again. To expand on what someone else said a few reviews ago, there has definitely been an influx of talent from that other club in DC. My brother a good buddy and myself visited on a Saturday around noon and stayed for a few hours. You'd expect a lower quality of dancer around this time, but 1320 did far better! All of the girls were 7's or better (maybe one 6). And we're very friendly. Our server (not a dancer) was cute and very attentive. Bartender is a good dude who seems to always be there. We crushed Coors Lights the whole time we were there and our bill was only $84. Not too bad. Got a dance from this little Honduran spinner that goes by Jacky and I can honestly say it was a Top 5 dance all time. And when I say "little" I mean like the smallest woman I've ever seen that was still hot. That's my thing, so I couldn't resist. $20 a song and it's not private so there no real "extras" but you can get a little mileage here if you know what you are doing and get the right girl. Jacky is the right girl and if you like your spinners, I highly, highly recommend. 1320 is so much better than that other club down the street it's not even close. Only thing that is kind of annoying is the few regulars there that kind of screw up the vibe, but that's to be expected at this time of day. Awesome place, I highly recommend.
11 yrs ago
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Deja Vu
1207 Avenida Juan Ponce de León, San Juan, 00907, Puerto Rico*
Ok....So basically, this place is a...
Ok....So basically, this place is a whore house....yea, a few of the girls dance... (the hot ones mostly)...but really it's just a place to drink and pick a girl who wants to go upstairs (they pretty much all do)....<br> <br> So, I came in at like 9am and the place was dead. Grabbed a beer and within seconds a 40-50 something was on me....I had no interest but it was funny she said, "$50 you fuck my asshole and I lick yours..."lol, I think that's all the English she knows....I waited it out and a couple honeys appeared. <br> <br> The girl I wanted to go upstairs with left me to talk to a regular....but as soon as she did this incredibly hot (solid 9) was on me....she didn't speak any English but, it didn't matter. $150 to the bartender and we were upstairs....no condom BJ was fierce....put the condom on to fuck and Mr. Willy went south....pulled the cover off and said...."solamente tu boca" and I beat the back of her throat up until I busted on her chin/tits. She was clearly upset by this so I threw her another 20. <br> <br> Got a 4 song dance from the one I really wanted and it was pretty awesome. Full contact both ways....<br> <br> Outside of the amazing BJ....the next part might have been the bartenders/management....drank for like 6 hours (including buying the girls a drink or two) and my check was still only 78$....<br> <br> The girls aren't super hot (a few are) but I fucking love this place.<br> <br> Highly reccomend.
11 yrs ago
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Rick's Cabaret
135 9th St Pittsburgh, PA 15222
Ive read a few negative reviews,...
Ive read a few negative reviews, and I don't really get it.<br> <br> I went to Blush on a random Weds evening, alone 9which I had never done before) and had a great time.<br> <br> The place was dead, so I just hung out at the bar (drink prices weren't outrageous) and watched a few of the dancers. I kept getting asked for private dances and such and kept turning them down....<br> <br> ...until this super hot long legged blonde asked me...I asked her what goes on back there...she said, "almost anything you want". I think I paid like 250$ (cant remember exactly)....we got back there and HOLY SHIT. This girl knew what she was doing. I almost never get a hard on from a dance but I was at full mast in under 5 minutes with this girl. She whispered in my ear "for another $100 I will make sure you come." I couldn't say no at this point. And she wasn't lying originally when she said "almost anything you want"...we DFK, I ate her pussy (she was in like a 69 position while I was sitting up), I fingered her and she did everything but blow me...she did give the head a few licks as it was sticking out of my waist band. At this point all I could think about was fucking her so I asked her if she "worked" outside of the club. She said "yes", I said "my hotel, right after your shift." The dance was coming to an end, so I told her, Id hold off on coming until later. I got my shit together, had another drink at the bar and left.<br> <br> Like clock work, she called and came over at the end of her shift. She wanted $500 for an hour, I said no fucking way....we negotiated some more and we settled on $500 for the rest of the night (about 4 hours). She gave me an insane BBBJ (I busted on her face and tits), we relaxed, drank and chatted while I recovered and then I put her on her back and ate and fingered her pussy for probably 30 minutes...she is either a phenomenal actress or she really did come a couple times....by now I was ready again...she gave me some brief BBBJ and then I put a condom on and fucked her missionary for about 5 minutes before a busted again...(what can I say? She was really fucking hot)....again we drank, relaxed and watched TV for a bit while I recovered....we started talking about sex and fetishes and stuff I liked, I told her I was a foot/heels fetish (my foot fetish goes both ways, I like their feet and I like them to do things with mine)...she said she was into that stuff too (again, no idea if she was lying or not...so she got on top of me and we 69'ed each others feet for a while...I started getting hard again, put a condom on and put it in with her reverse cowgirl....she rode me hard all while socking on my toes. It took me 10mins to bust this time.<br> <br> After that, we just relaxed and talked and she left as the sun was coming up. Un-fucking real experience.<br> <br> Ive read a lot of stories on here that I was like, "no way that's true." But I swear to you fellas, this one is 100% true.